Message to one of my reviewers shortyfaillace, I KNOW THE IDEAS ARE FROM MUGGLENET.COM YOU FAT-ARSE CRAP-HOLE! I SAID THAT IN THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTER 1 YOU GIANT RETARD! Apologies to anyone to may be offended by this comment EXCEPT shortyfaillace! On a positive note I actually got 2 good reviews AND I was added to starbryte234's favourite stories list, YAY, I don't really know how old Raven is...! Team Jessica are working very hard on the next few chapters!!!
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Day 2:
Morning: I woke up very early and got dressed, I exited my bedroom and made my way downstairs. No-one was awake yet so I sat down for a while, knitting a pair of purple and maroon trousers I am getting good at this knitting thing, I could knit a whole winter's wardrobe if I wanted to! About 10 minutes later some of the Death-Eaters came down, they did look kinda scared of me, I mean come on, I can get my 'Daddy' to kill them if I asked him to, hehe! Finally my 'Daddy' came down, he still had the glasses on him, I could tell the Death-Eaters wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare...so I took the pleasure of doing it for them, I walked right up to him and said "My sir, you look particularly menacing today" and burst out laughing, 'Daddy' looked angry and yelled "WHY IS SHE LAUGHING AT ME!"
I just looked at him and replied with "I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you!"
Now he just looked confused, "how's that then, I'm not laughing"
I just sighed and explained "It's my evil laugh, don't you like it???"
He then gave me a 20 minute lecture on how to laugh the correct evil way, B-O-R-I-N-G! When he finished I gave him a big cuddle and said "I love you Daddy" which he immediately threw me across the floor and shouted "DON'T DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!" I got up brushed myself off and replied "Aye, Aye Captain" and walked out of the room!!!
At breakfast I got talking to a young Death-Eater, I whispered to him that my 'Daddy' was really a softie, I don't think he believed me though (At least there's someone who ISN'T gullible cough cough 'Daddy')
Lunch: 'Daddy' still has those glasses on, no-one's daring to tell him about them, but I might be able to persuade Wormtail to do it, he is such a kiss-up to me when my 'Daddy's' around and to him as well! I sat by the young Death-Eater again, he's so cute and his name's Jericho. (What a cool name!) I was talking about how I can get pretty much anything I wanted if I threw a BIG tantrum, "It's like taking candy from a baby" I said proudly, "Of course," I continued, "some of us ,might find it harder than others" I finished, and I stared pointedly at 'Daddy'. He looked pretty cheesed off by that remark, but, there are plenty more where that came from so he'd better look out coz there's another evil relative in the house and she's gonna BRING IT DOWN! Oops, sorry, got carried away a bit there!
Afternoon: Death-Eater meeting, YAWN, it seems all they ever do is attend Death-Eater meetings, they really must not have a social life. When Daddy went to get something I decided to brighten things up a bit, so I took out my wand and shouted at the top of my voice, "IMPERIO", all the Death-Eaters were under my spell. I conjured up some hymn books and gave the Death-Eaters each a copy, "SING" I commanded them. They all started singing the wonderful little hymn of 'All things Bright and Beautiful', I swear, if you didn't know they were Death-Eaters you'd have thought they were choir singers... seriously!!! When Daddy walked in (still with the Potter-Glasses), his face turned priceless. I think that was mistake, Daddy took out his wand and yelled, "CRUCIO" that was the most horrific experience of my life (but I suppose the song was worse for him), it went on for about 10 seconds before he undone both spells. Daddy postponed the meeting till tomorrow...
Evening: I went up to my Daddy and gave him a present as a kinda 'sorry-for-the-whole-imperiusing-the-death-eaters-into-all-things-bright-and-beautiful' thing. He looked at me and he asked what it was, I told him it was a plant, a Venus Flycatcher, he did look confused on why it was a plant but I think he appreciated the gesture. I went up to bed, but before I left the room I told him "By the way, you have Harry Potter glasses drawn on your face...goodnight" I ran as fast as I could to my room, I heard shouting and the house rumbled a bit, scary!
Yay, I survived the second day, just barely!!!
