Disclaimer: "Everybody Loves Raymond", the characters, and plot are made up by me and only be coincidence would it be a valid Raymond episode.

Act 3: Scene – at the park (Raymond, Robert and Frank)

"Ok, see ya? blurted Frank.

"What, where do you think you're going?" asked Raymond.

"Who needs this, hanging out with you guys and the kids, my God, the kids. They are driving us crazy, better you than me" Frank laughed.

"No way, Jose" exclaimed Robert. "All for one and one for all", he cited.

"That's a lot of BS" uttered Frank. "I'm going back to the house and check up on the girls"

Robert and Raymond looked at each other and together blurted "Let's go".

When they got back to the house, they looked in the window and saw Deb, Amy and Marie sittig in front of the TV. "Sure 'nough", they are watching LifeTime channel", said Robert.

"Let's scare them", said Ray. Let's make noises outside like we are burglars"

"No" said Robert. "I don't want my baby poo to get scared, I love her", cried Robert. "What a woos", uttered Frank and Ray in unison.

They opened the door and announced themselves all together with one big burp.

The girls together said "You guys are disgusting; we were having so much fun"

"Oh my God, fun, you call sitting on your big asses watching some crap on Lifetime channel fun, Ha, I laugh", uttered Frank.

"Let's go home Frank and have some real fun", voiced Marie.

Commercial.

End of Act 3: