Title: SMU Chapter Five
Author: Stormhawk
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own the Matrix. Do own ATS universe with Lord Mordy. The RAs own themselves and Boris belongs to Alocin.
Word Count: 647
Summary: The newest RA arrives and causes an uproar. And further threatens Brown's mental health.
Notes: Yep, SMU is back by popular demand, I finally decided to write another chapter, mainly inspired by Jones' line about the RAs multiplying. It won't be so long between updates from now on, promise.
Please read and Review.
"RAMPAGING KOALA!!!!!!!!!!" Brown screamed as he ran down the hall past the other agents.
He skidded to a halt as he saw their confused expressions, "run! You'll be killed!"
"Agent Brown...are you all right?" Smith asked slowly as he looked at the manic fear in Brown's eyes.
"The koalas are coming! The koalas are coming!"
Jones looked at him, "did you have a glitch!"
"No I didn't you geek! Look!" The rest of them looked down the hall but saw nothing.
"I'm not a geek," Jones said with a pout.
"I never thought...ok maybe I did...I would say this, but Brown's gone nuts," Stef said as she shook her head.
"Oh have I?" he said as he looked down the hall again.
"Oh crap...RAMPAGING KOALA!!!!!!!!!"
Smith pulled out his Desert Eagle...it flew away with an expression of disgust, suit lint isn't good for feathers. They all blinked then shrugged. Smith pulled out his gun and looked at the others. "It's obviously rabid, so shoot it!"
"Don't you dare shoot Boris!" An accented voice said as a teenage girl rounded the corner.
"My god," Jones said, "they're multiplying!"
"NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!" Brown screamed as he pulled out his gun and aimed it at the new Random Agent.
"Don't shoot me," the RA said as the koala came and stood at her feet. "I'm Random Agent Alocin."
"Why didn't you arrive with the others?" Smith asked sensibly as Brown made a quick exit.
"I got lost," she admitted. "When we were out looking for sugar...I kind of got distracted by some shiny spoons and after following this little bald kid around for a while and then I got obsessed with koalas."
"And...you're pet?" Jones asked timidly.
"It's a rebel-eating koala."
"Oh," Smith said with a smile, "that is a good idea."
"So where are my compatriots?" Alocin asked as she threw a small piece of rebel to Boris.
"They have their own agency," Smith explained, "perhaps you'd like to join them over there."
"How do I find it?"
"Follow the screams and sugar trails," Smith said dryly.
"I have a better idea," Alo said as she bent down to Boris' level. "Boris? Take me to the others ok? Smell for laptops, sugar and Neo posters."
The koala grinned maliciously and scampered off down the wall.
"I am somewhat disturbed by the fact that the koala is running along the wall," Jones muttered.
"Here," Brown said to each of them as he came back down the hall and handed each of them a baseball bat. "This is the only true defense against a RA."
"And what about the pet koala?" Jones asked as he shook Brown, "will it work against the koala?!?!?!?!"
"I'm not sure..." Brown said as he started to back away, "try it on that FLYING KOALA!!!!!"
"AHHH!!!" the others screamed and went to bash the FLYING KOALA but it flew straight past them and attached itself to Brown's face.
"Get it off me!" they heard his muffled scream.
"We should run while we can," Jones said.
"I guess this is the price for perpetually smelling like dead rebel," Stef muttered. "Ah well," she said as she bashed the koala with her baseball. "What the hell? This is a plastic squeaky bat! What is this supposed to do against koalas?"
"Boris!" Alocin's angry voice said, "stop mauling that guy and come on, we need to find the others so that we can be among the ones like us..."
Boris shrugged and let go of Brown. Brown jumped to his feet and held his baseball bat at the ready in case it came back.
"Must...research...koala...repellent..." he muttered as he walked away and required some Band-Aids.
"Is that the last RA that's going to come?" Jones asked.
"Let's hope so," Smith said.
Brown was pacing his gym again, "that demon koala is going to give me nightmares for the rest of eternity."
Author: Stormhawk
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own the Matrix. Do own ATS universe with Lord Mordy. The RAs own themselves and Boris belongs to Alocin.
Word Count: 647
Summary: The newest RA arrives and causes an uproar. And further threatens Brown's mental health.
Notes: Yep, SMU is back by popular demand, I finally decided to write another chapter, mainly inspired by Jones' line about the RAs multiplying. It won't be so long between updates from now on, promise.
Please read and Review.
"RAMPAGING KOALA!!!!!!!!!!" Brown screamed as he ran down the hall past the other agents.
He skidded to a halt as he saw their confused expressions, "run! You'll be killed!"
"Agent Brown...are you all right?" Smith asked slowly as he looked at the manic fear in Brown's eyes.
"The koalas are coming! The koalas are coming!"
Jones looked at him, "did you have a glitch!"
"No I didn't you geek! Look!" The rest of them looked down the hall but saw nothing.
"I'm not a geek," Jones said with a pout.
"I never thought...ok maybe I did...I would say this, but Brown's gone nuts," Stef said as she shook her head.
"Oh have I?" he said as he looked down the hall again.
"Oh crap...RAMPAGING KOALA!!!!!!!!!"
Smith pulled out his Desert Eagle...it flew away with an expression of disgust, suit lint isn't good for feathers. They all blinked then shrugged. Smith pulled out his gun and looked at the others. "It's obviously rabid, so shoot it!"
"Don't you dare shoot Boris!" An accented voice said as a teenage girl rounded the corner.
"My god," Jones said, "they're multiplying!"
"NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!" Brown screamed as he pulled out his gun and aimed it at the new Random Agent.
"Don't shoot me," the RA said as the koala came and stood at her feet. "I'm Random Agent Alocin."
"Why didn't you arrive with the others?" Smith asked sensibly as Brown made a quick exit.
"I got lost," she admitted. "When we were out looking for sugar...I kind of got distracted by some shiny spoons and after following this little bald kid around for a while and then I got obsessed with koalas."
"And...you're pet?" Jones asked timidly.
"It's a rebel-eating koala."
"Oh," Smith said with a smile, "that is a good idea."
"So where are my compatriots?" Alocin asked as she threw a small piece of rebel to Boris.
"They have their own agency," Smith explained, "perhaps you'd like to join them over there."
"How do I find it?"
"Follow the screams and sugar trails," Smith said dryly.
"I have a better idea," Alo said as she bent down to Boris' level. "Boris? Take me to the others ok? Smell for laptops, sugar and Neo posters."
The koala grinned maliciously and scampered off down the wall.
"I am somewhat disturbed by the fact that the koala is running along the wall," Jones muttered.
"Here," Brown said to each of them as he came back down the hall and handed each of them a baseball bat. "This is the only true defense against a RA."
"And what about the pet koala?" Jones asked as he shook Brown, "will it work against the koala?!?!?!?!"
"I'm not sure..." Brown said as he started to back away, "try it on that FLYING KOALA!!!!!"
"AHHH!!!" the others screamed and went to bash the FLYING KOALA but it flew straight past them and attached itself to Brown's face.
"Get it off me!" they heard his muffled scream.
"We should run while we can," Jones said.
"I guess this is the price for perpetually smelling like dead rebel," Stef muttered. "Ah well," she said as she bashed the koala with her baseball. "What the hell? This is a plastic squeaky bat! What is this supposed to do against koalas?"
"Boris!" Alocin's angry voice said, "stop mauling that guy and come on, we need to find the others so that we can be among the ones like us..."
Boris shrugged and let go of Brown. Brown jumped to his feet and held his baseball bat at the ready in case it came back.
"Must...research...koala...repellent..." he muttered as he walked away and required some Band-Aids.
"Is that the last RA that's going to come?" Jones asked.
"Let's hope so," Smith said.
Brown was pacing his gym again, "that demon koala is going to give me nightmares for the rest of eternity."