Chapter One: The Kaiba Corperation Blimp "THE WIMP BALLOON!!"

'BEGINNING LANDING SEQUINCE, PLEASE IGNORE THE SLIGHT TURBULENCE'

"SLIGHT??? WHAT THE HELL'S YA PROBLAM, KAIBA!! SOMMA US LIKE TA

SLEEP IN, YA KNOW!"

Joey's room was right across from mine, unfourtunatly. Slightest

sign of discomfort and Joey would complain to Seto, just to get on

his nerves. "SHAYAPT YA STUPID MUTT, WEALER!! YA SCREAMING ISN'T

HELPING!!" quite franqly, it got on my nerves too.

"Let's go see what's wrong with the blimp!," I heard Yugi's voice

call from outside Joey's door.

"IT'S TURBULENCE, YOU DEAF OR SUMMAT?!?!" Yugi had this help everyone

and every sign of a bumpy road is evil thing. I didn't like that either.

"I know, but it's a lot more bumbier than it should be," he replied, same

old innocent voice.

"Fine, then, while your at it, I'll go and complain about the lack of coffee!"

I liked to mimic Joey. His girlfriend died and Mai was now trapped in the shadow realm,

but he managed to keep a pretty positive attitude. It was my job to keep him angry and

clueless, just like Seto could do, only he could do it in the calmest voice possible. For him..

CRASH! BANG! THUD, THUD THUD THUD THUD..

I walked over to the door and banged on it. "Try to STAY on your bed, Trys,

OK?" Trysten had this annoying tendancy to fall right off his bed. He slept

in the same bedroom as Joey. One night, I could have swore I heard the sound

of two guys having a GOOD TIME! *wink wink, nudge nudge*

"I would, sept there's a lot of stupid turbulence!!"

"Come on, let's go see what's up with the Kaiba bros," I said as I walked out

of the door. Joey's door was open, he was standing in the door way, Yugi was right

outside it, his head turned at me, him in his bondage gear, and Trys, sprawled

out on the ground in a awkward pretzal.. I sighed. This wasn't an uncommon scene

in the Kaiba blimp(the WIMP BALLOON!!). In fact, it looked something like this everymorning.

"Hey, Mutt, where's your sishammie?"

"In Ryou's room, I think, wh- I'M NOTTA MUTT!!!"

It had taken him long enough to figure out what I called him. Trys was howling,

rolling around on the ground, nearly in tears. "It's not that funny, Trysten,"

Yugi said. He never really called him 'Trys'. How rude!

"Aren't you worried Bakura will take over Ryou again and, oh, I don't know,

rape her?" I was never very nice to Joey when it came to the safety of Serenity.

Sure, she was sort of one of my friends (NOT REALLY), but it was fun to say stuff like that

to Joey.

"You seriasly think he'd DO that?? DUN WORRY, SIS!! JOEY WHEELA'S COMMIN'

TA SAVE YA!!"

"Well, last time Joey tried to save anything it was his brain. That didn't work

out so well, as you can see!" Trysten LOVED to tease Joey about nearly everything.

He was like me in that way.

I laughed, "Ya, well, lets go before he comes back!"

"That's not a very nice thing to do to Jo-"

"Do you wan't to figure out what's wrong with the blimp?" I asked Yug.

"Yes, but-"

"Do you wan't to get there before lunch time?"

"Yes, but I-"

"Then you wan't to go NOW, ok?" That was my way of making Yug doing things

without his friends. It was easy with heroic people. Anyway, so we went to

find out what happened.

"Sorry to bug you, but-"

"WE HAVA COMPLAINT TA MAKE, KAIBA, SO LISTEN UP!" I did a pretty good impression

of Joey, especially because I myself had the slang problem, but not as bad, and it

was only noticable when I yelled, "FIRST OF ALL, WHATS WIT DA RUMBILIN'!? I NEED

TA REST SO I CAN TRY TA USE MY BRAIN!!!" I stopped. I got that feeling like Joey was

right behind me. I hated it when I was right.

"I DO NOT SOUND LIKE DAT!!!"

This only made Trys laugh harder.

"SHAYDAP, TRYSTAN!!!!" he smacked him over the head. Well, they started their daily

all out war, as usual. I sighed again. "Idiots.."

"Seto, what IS with all the turbulence?" Yugi and his stupid polite voice.

"This area is off limits to passangers, so why don't you just go make to your rooms

and mind your own buisness!"

I'd like to pause this story to tell you a bit about the Seto and Yamiyugi I know

now, and to make the suspence eat you alive. Yam-Yug has been pregnant more than

most women. Ok, like two or three times, but hey. The cause? A many a different.

He lives with Seto, since he's the father of one of them. The two that are alive.

Don't ask, I don't even know the whole story of that, but when you live right down

the street and get invited to parties, your bound to get a little info out of the drunk.

Ya, right now, most of us are a bit older, but still, it's called major underage drinking.

especialy with Bakura and the whole pregnancy potion thing. I think somebody else

wrote that story and named it Spawn. Anyway, back to your story. "But we have a right to know,

as passangers of this blimp," Yugi complained. Stupid percise idiotic little kid.

"HE MEANS, YOU BETTA TELL US WHAT THA HELL IS WRONG WIT DIS TING!!" For once, I appreciated

his saying something. "I don't have to tell anyone, especialy not a third rate duelist

like you!" Stubborn cow... Seto really hated it when I looked like I was thinking that..

I grabbed him by his shirt. Attempted murder? Nope, but it sure worried his stupid underlings!

"Screw off, Seto! DON'T BE A STUBBORN COW!!! JUS' TELL ME, AT LEAST WATS GOIN' ON!!!" I liked

that stupid hurtfull and mad expression on him. He looked really funny! See, he didn't like

it when a girl told him he was a stubborn cow. At first, I thought it was just me, but once-

you'll find out. "The blimp is heading off course. It's being pulled in by some sort of

magnetic device," he tried to keep calm. "Can't you opperate it manually?" Yugi was smart!

"No, 'cause who would teach their underlings to drive a blimp?" I loved that look too!

When I said something and he had no answer!! "Well, I guess-" Yugi was going to say something

but an unidentified voice popped out of nowhere... The first time we met Noah... Not in person

but good enough. "Don't agust your T.V." he laughed. That's when I felt really pissed off.

I hated it when people laughed at their own jokes and I didn't know them. "WHO DA HELL ARE

YOU, KID? ARE YOU DA ONE CAUSIN' ALL DIS TURBULENCE?!" Suprisingly, Joey had said it at

the exact same time as me. We blinked at eacthother, sighed, told eatchother "up yours" in

signlanguage, not in the mood to stick up our middle fingers at eachother in the presence

of children, and glared back at Noah. He looked at us funny. "Right.." That's when Seto

decided to be a rich cow instead of a stubborn one! "I demmand that you tell us what your

doing!" I knew excatly what Noah would say if he knew him. Apperently, he did know him..

"Seto, seto, seto... Always ordering others around. You'll fingure out in good time."

"Time is never good!" I said simply. Trys laughed. STOP!!! Swearing Warning!!!

"THIS IS MY F*@#ING TPOURNAMENT, AND I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO" Back to stuboorn

cow.. "DON'T YOU F@*#ING LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M A STUBBORN COW, CAUSE YOU'LL F@#*ING REGRET

IT!" I didn't take kindly to death threats, and I still don't. I grabbed him by his shirt

again. This time, with enough force to rip it a bit! "Is that a threat, Kaiba?" I whispered

into his ear. He pushed me away. This didn't help his ripped shirt problem. "Screw off, b!@$#!

I don't need this crap, not today," he said as calmly as possible as he forcefully took

off his jacket and his shirt. He then told an underling to get him a new black one that

instant. The fact that both Noah and Yugi looked disapointed was a clue to me for the future.

(swearing Wwarning over) Now, in all honesty, (sorry to intrupt again.. NOT!) Seto does have a really

nice figure. It shows especialy when he has his shirt off. I myself have a thing for him, but

I hate his attitude! No telling no one I like him!!!!! Anyway...

"Jebus Christmas, you guys act like you're married!" Trys was a dead man walking at that moment.

I was gonna kill him myself, but Seto got there quicker. "You got somethin' to say, Kaiba?" Oh,

I almost felt sorry for Trys then... Almost is the keyword there...Swearing Warning!!! "YOU

LITTLE F@*#ING SHIT, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH ME, TAYLOR, CAUSE YOU WILL BE A NEW MESS TO

CLEAN UP IN THIS BLIMP!!!" He was pissed off... "Is that a threat?!" (Tysden words from me..)

"No, it's cowish and stubborn, stupid remark as empty as his head!" I had to piss him off more!

He threw Trys on the ground, stepped on and over him and walked over to me.. lucky for me, I'm

originally an evil character, since I work for Malik (the not so evil, if you were wondering why

I wasn't trying to steal Yug's egyptian god card 247). I took out my trusty gun!. He stopped where

he was standing. "You wouldn't.." "Oh, sure I would, but I'll have to make Joey clean up the mess!"

His underling's didn't do a thing! Here's drama for you. Yugi's voice, crying, "Don't kill him,

Kinmo!!" Joey's voice, "Don't do it, Kinmo.. Seriously, It'd be doin' us all a favour, but really,

killin' him?" Trys's voice, "Kinmo.. Please, this is crazy." Seto's saying "Go on shoot me.. See

where it gets you.." Noah's voice.. "Well, this IS interesting" And the scatterd complaints of

Yug and friends, and the underlings.. "Kinmo, please!" "Don't shoot!" "Mr. Kaiba.." "What should we

do?" "Oh, god help us all.." and out of nowhere... "Quiet down, you guys!!! I'm trying to sleep!!!

You people are too loud!! Oh, HI Joey, hi Kinmo! How rude!! You're hurting my feelings!!! WHY ARE WE

WATCHING SOME LITTLE KID ON T.V.? I HATE LITTLE KIDS!!!" Her attitude changed as Mokuba walked in..

"Oh hi, little kid! Such a nice little kid!" "My name is Mokuba!!! Not little kid!! How many times

do I have to tell you that?!" "Only about 3,401,042 more, according to my calculater, which is broken

and that's all it ever says.. Stupid calculater.." She through it across the room. "Mabye that's why

it's broken.." Joey liked to say the obvious... "NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, JOEY!!!!" "But you did.."

"Oh, I did? Sorry about that.. Oh, ya, Kaiba, I forgot to tell you, the air is not toxic!!" "I never said

it was.." "No, you didn't ,but I just discovered that!" If your wondering, she doesn't come out of her

room.. at all... She thinks the air is toxic, and you would too if you had her mind! Oh, ya, her name is

Niaomi! Niaomi Whateverherlastnameis! I think it's.. umm... Wait a sec., lemmie think... Ah, who cares..

I don't take details like that.. She USED to work for Malik.. Till she bit him and got fired.. Ya..

{Niaomi speaking] He wanted MY shiney that I stole..So I bit him...

Kinmo What shiney? Niamoi The that I wear on my necklas, see? NO, YOU CAN'T SEE, 'CAUSE IT'S MINE!!

Kinmo Right.. have a candy, it'll shut ya up! Niamoi OOO! This is like the coolest thing ever! *chomp*

Kinmo OWWW! THAT WAS MY FINGERS!! Niaomi And the wrapper! Wrappers don't taste good.. Kinmo Well, duh!

ANYWAY, back to the story...

"Kinmo, why are you holding a gun at Kaiba's head, there's no point in that!" Here comes one of Niaomi's

stupid jokes... sigh.. "Whadya mean it has no point??" "A sword's much better, it has a point!!" "WHAT??"

Yug never did get her jokes.. "Oh, I get it! A point! That's a good idea, Seto, stay right here, I'm gonna

go get a sword!! Oh, yay.. A sword.. Whooptidoodaday!" I said and skipped off to find a sword.

[Niaomi] this is where I tell the story for a while...

I watched her skip off and then turned my attention from the doorway to the T.V screen [well it's not

really a T.V but I still try to channel surf on it] The little kid was still on the T.V

"I think the T.V is watching me." I announced "And why do you think that?" asked Mokuba

"Because he looks confused and most people who have known me for a while look confused" I said

"I found one!!!!" Kinmo chanted as she ran in with a sword.

[Kinmo] ok I'll tell the story from now on thank you!

[Niaomi] Awwwwwwww!

[Kinmo] Well anyway back to the story...

"Ok, Now where were we....Oh yeah, I was threatening your life Kaiba..Now you stand over there you

moved! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO MOVE!" I ordered. He would have too except for the fact Noah

inturupted "ENOUGH!!" everybody froze "I'VE HAD IT FIRST THE WHOLE GUN THING, THEN THE INSANE GIRL IN THE TANK TOP

AND I'VE HAD IT! i'M TELLING YOU YOUR COMING TO MY ISLAND AND I'LL SEE YOU THERE..." He was pissed but

he managed to calm down then he smiled not your normal every day smile it was an evil, malishous and insane smile

"And then the game will begin." his face disapeared from screen leaving static and all of us wondering... Untill

"Who's the crazy girl in the tank top?" Niaomi asked...Sigh...The wonderful things insanity does to you.

We'd aventualy learn that Noah was more insane and twisted than we could ever imagine.