CHAPTER 2:ENTER THE SHADOW REALM [YAY so original]

NOW DOCKING PLEASE STAND BY. The computers voice rang out again... "Neff...Nothing about turbulence this time and it's like a 10 on the ripter scale in here" Niaomi said standing up. "Richter.." Yug corrected "Richter who?" Niaomi asked "It's a richter scale not a riptor scale..." Yug said. "Who gives a damn!" I said standing up. "Yug does apparently" Niaomi said pointing at Yugi. "well obviously!" I said. "Are you mad?" Niaomi asked me. "What was your first clue?" I yelled. SWEARING WARNING!... "Where the f#% is my sword?" I half yelled. "In Seto's shoulder." Niaomi said pointing at Seto who was leaned up on the control panel with the sword stuck out of his shoulder.. "NO F#%ING FAIR IT WAS MY SWORD I WAS 'SPOSE TO STAB HIM!!STUPID TURBULENCE STABBED HIM FOR ME!" I yelled..well that wasn't really why I was upset like I said I like him and I was worried [sorta]. Swearing warning over. I walked over and crouched beside him. "Are you ok?" I asked. "Do I look ok?" he asked. That's Seto for ya.. Life or death situation and he still has his attitude. "Are you in pain?" I asked. "No, having a sword shoved through your shoulder feels wonderful." He snapped. "So your saying you are in pain?" I asked. I loved asking too many questions. It's another thing that pisses him off. "Yes!" I figured I'd bothered him enough I decided to be nasty instead of annoying. "Good" I said coldly and with one jerky motion I yanked the sword out. He made a rather interesting noise. Half way between a wimper and a scream. My face twitched slightly. You know how hard it is to do that to him and act like I enjoy it? Pretty damn hard! My eyes drifted to the blood that you could see even through his black shirt... "Tsk Tsk Seto two shirts in one day that has to be some kind of record." I dropped the sword beside him and walked away. "Somebody has to take his shirt off for him." I said taking a backward glance and then looked away. It hurt me to see him in pain but people would think something was up if I wasn't evil to him. But anyway.. I started walking away.. "Gl...I mean not me" Yugi said now I know he was gonna say "Gladly' cause gladly generally starts with Gl.."Neff....Snip, snip, snip" Niaomi said. She had a set of safety scissors in her back pocket and miraculously [cause you can't cut squat with safety scissors] cut through his shirt and peeled it back. "Wow turbulence, is really good at stabbing people." Niaomi said. "Now captain first aid come and fix Seto. I gotta find Kinmo." Niaomi said and ran off to find me. She followed the sound of PROZZAK music blasting from my room. Niaomi knocked lightly but loud enough for me to hear it. "Sucks to be you, I know I kn- WHAT?!" I yelled, not too impressed with people interrupting my song! "Can I come in?" Niaomi asked "Why not?" I said. She walked in and sat down beside me. "I know your secret, I know your secret!" she chanted I sighed "What is my secret?" I asked I didn't really have a secret "You like Seto." she wispered. SWEARING WARNING. I think I acted on instinct I tried to strangle her "WHERE THE F$% DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" I yelled. She smiled "Oh it's easy to see...If you know how to look."Niaomi said. "If this is another one of your stupid puns then I'm not in the mood." I growled. "No,no,no you need to know where to look to see you see? I guess not! It's the way your faced twitched when you pulled out the sword and other things." she said. I rubbed my eyes. "I'm not in the f#%ing mood for this" I muttered. Just then something unexpected happened Justice and Bakura walked in...Who's Justice you ask? Justice is a girl that apparently Bakura found wandering around the landing deck complaining that Noah wanted to know what colour her insides were....That's Noah for you! Our second sign of insanity on his part. Justice is about who cares how tall, blonde, with amethyst eyes and a Medium tan. Bakura smiled slightly. "Look I found a stray." He said pointing to Justice "No you found a new bed buddy!" Niaomi said. I tackled Bakura "No he's MINE!" I said and dragged him off down the hall way. "Out the door down the stairs weeeeeeeee." I chanted as I walked off the blimp, dragging Bakura every step of the way leave him rather dizzy [and possibly in pain]. Hate to interrupt AGAIN.. even though I love to do this to you!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ahem.. Yay... Bakura is... Words don't describe him easily.. ANYWAY! Well... People started calling for me to come back to my room.. I didn't want to go to my room, but I went back anyway, although this time, I helped Bakura get up to manage walking up the stairs.. "So, been in contact with Malik lately?" I asked, since they had developed a very interesting 'make' love, hate 'each other' relationship. It's an interesting story.. "No, not lately.. He's still lost in the abyss of shadows.. Yep.." "I see!" Since the shadow duel between Malik and his Yami, with the assistance Bakura, Malik's mind had been in the shadow realm. Now, you're probably saying, "But in the episodes, Bakura's body disappeared!! Why is he walking around with you?" Well, that's because making really cool side characters disappear keeps people watching.. Really, Ryou just got knocked unconscious and Bakura's millennium ring disappeared. Once Bakura managed to get out again, the millennium ring was found back with Ryou. Oh, and Ryou and Bakura aren't enemies. Although, Bakura hates what a softy Ryou is and Ryou dislikes his Yami's aggressiveness towards others. Ya.. Halfway up the stairs, I heard someone's equivalent to a battle cry, and before I knew it Bakura's eyes were staring at mine, blinking in curiosity of what in Ra's name was going on, too close to me. Someone had pushed Bakura straight into me, and we were now blushing very much at what had just happened... We were frenching... Not by choice.. The want to go closer to Bakura had ended quite fast, and soon, I was chasing after the quickly fading sound of footsteps running down the hallway left of the stairs. I followed not only because I was pissed off and embarrassed beyond belief, but because I knew the left hallway led to a dead end! I also was sure I recognized the voice.. I was right! At the end of the hall was Joey, half laughing, half panting from his sprint down the hallway. I didn't care if it didn't have any point, I took out my trusty gun and threatened him with it. He stopped laughing, although he kept his smile. "What? Jus' havin' a bit of fun!" he laughed. I raised the gun to point at his neck and pulled the trigger on the gun. The shot echoed through the halls. Somewhere far in the distance I heard, "Well, we found Kinmo! Follow the gun shot.. She'll either be with Kaiba or Joey.." I didn't pay the voice much attention. There was blood dripping down Joey's arm.. Because I had actually aimed for his shoulder.. A sort of warning shot. He slid down the wall, back against it, revealing the bullet mark on the wall, with blood stains smeared down from it the same way Joey had sat down. It had gone right through his shoulder. I was quite satisfied with my warning shot, except for the fact that Joey's blood had also managed to end up on me. I kneeled down. Although he was still smiling, you could tell he was in serious pain. I suddenly, for the first time, felt sorry for Joey. And, for the first time, I wanted to cry.. Because.. I don't know why!! I know for sure I wasn't in love with him!! Maybe.. He was a friend? Somehow, the years (or months) of rivalry between me and him had my mind convinced we were friends.. Or did this have something to do with her? Nah! ... Ha ha, you don't know who I'm talking about, do you? Well, guess what? I'm not going to tell you who!! Holding back tears, I couldn't believe I was concerned about what I had done, very consciously!! I rested my hand on his shoulder gently. "Oww!" Joey was a bit of a wimp.. putting things mildly again.. But my friend!!! My Ra, life is scary.. Friend?! And then... "BUT YOU GUYS GOT EATEN BY THE DOGGIES WITH THE-THE-THE PURPLE WINGS... AND THEN THOSE-THOSE-" "Niaomi stop huffing magic mushrooms!" "But-but-but- NO!! THEY'RE CALLED MAGIC 'SHROOMS, MOMMY, AND I DON'T HUFF THEM MY FRIENDS DO, WELL, AT LEAST THEY USED TO, BUT-BUT THEY-THEY-" she stopped talking. I know for a fact that she loves Joey.. And seeing the gun in my hand, and considering the shot through Joey's shoulder.. She suddenly got ANGRY cow disease!!! 'Cause she wasn't mad, just ANGRY!! "Why is there a hole in Joey's shoulder? "Ummmm... I didn't do it" "Why is there a gun your hand? Did you blow hole through Joey's shoulder?" "Nope.." "Then who did?" "..I didn't do it!" "Then who did?" "It was Seto!" "Kaiba was with me.." "Then it was Yugi!" "Why would Yugi do that?" "..I didn't do it!" "But why?" Well, back up was always fun with lying.. "Yugi, why did you blow a hole through Joey's shoulder? That's not very nice! You did it, didn't you? Was it revenge, huh? Huh? Was it because he has a sister and YOU don't? Huh?" "But I didn't-" "So you admit it! Lock him up, boys!" "I don't think Yugi blew a hole in Joey's shoulder" "What?? That's nonsense!! Emphasis on the "none" and "sense"!! Because I didn't do it!!" "Kinmo I'm not saying you did I'm just saying you did." Niaomi said she had strange logic correct but strange...."Fine I did it." I admitted "But that doesn't matter 'cause I don't care if I did it or not cause cause...Bye!" I said and ran off.... "Poor, poor Joey where's Captain first aid when you need him....with Seto... but Seto's here so I'm confused." Niaomi said just so you know the gun shot made people curios and curiosity brought them to the scene of the crime...I didn't do it... But, ya, everyone was there... pretty much.. Well, sept me and people who couldn't walk.. Like Mai.. And dead people...anyway Niaomi's voice became strangely calm and wise sorta like the way monks talk and her necklace glowed slightly barely even noticeable but some people noticed. She kneeled down beside Joey "Pain is an evil that leave almost as fast as it comes but practically kills ones spirit while it rests atop and with in the flesh so I shall heal what has been done." She said "What are you talking about Niaomi?" Joey asked a completely confused look on his face. Niaomi smiled slightly as if that was her name. Then she placed her hand gently on his shoulder [so lightly that he didn't even say "oww." wow!] and the torn skin and muscle mended it's self beneath her hand...Joey looked amazed. Niaomi smiled slightly, and fainted...Dumb person fainting...I came back and saw Niaomi lying "dead" on the floor and Joey leaning over her his wound completely healed "OH MY GAWD YOU KILLED NIAOMI, YOU MURDERER!!! Lock him up! Interview the witnesses! Court is now in section! Bailiff, don't eat my lil hammer thingy!!" I said, taking a plushie hammer out of Seto's mouth.. how it got in there, I don't know.. Maybe because I shoved it in his mouth, but that's besides the point.. "Oh, yeah, I just noticed something! I gots these army thingies that go around your arms!! Even though I've had them with me since forever..." "They're called armlets," Yugi said.. "Thanks for pointing that, Mr. Starfish-hair... Anyway, Ya, lookie what I can do with them!!" I started banging them together to make noise... "Ummm, I don't think you should do that.." said Justice, being so logical herself (Ya, right..). Nobody seemed to care that Niaomi had fainted.. Sept Joey.. "Why shoul-" I was GOING to say 'Why shouldn't I?' when some weird voice came out of my mouth.. WOW!! Mine... MWAHA! "Would you stop, so very KINDLY, banging those together!!" This voice was really cool!! Sort of a deep voice, considering it was a guy's.. It also had this funky ring to it.. "Why?" "BECAUSE!!" "Am I a scitsafrinic?" "No.." Seto said, "We can all hear the voice.. Sept Niaomi, she's dead. "SHE'S NOT DEAD!" "Oh, shut up, Joey, nobody cares," Niaomi said.. "I told you she wasn't dead!" "Of course I'm not dead!!!" My new cool voice said simply, "Right.." like a many before had said to us after meeting Niaomi. Niaomi stood up. She noticed my pretty omelettes.. I mean, armlets, and I noticed- well, I didn't notice, but Mr. Cool voice did- that she had the necklace pretty thingy!! And then I wasn't there, but I was. It was rather odd. See to put it in simple terms, the Yami if you can call it that sorta took over...Now when you travel around with Yugi and that bunch this isn't a rare sight.. But, since I don't have a Millennium Item it was. And even stranger was Niaomi who also doesn't have a Millennium Item was taken over by her Yami. Ya.. Simple! Out of nowhere, we got ears, and a tail each, and in my case, horns, in her case, horn. Ha.. "So, anybody wanna explain what's going on?" Duke Devlynn was clueless of everything.. except for Serenity.. Just then, a rather large flash of light signified Yugi's sudden height change.. THE PHARAOH!! Everybody cheer.. YAY! Nobody noticed that... And THEN!! From the ceiling, dropped from the heavens.. was not Jebus Christmas... Malik instead! Holy Malik (Or not). Evil, stupid Malik with big hair and the voice I will never get used to!! Yay, a full house of.. Oh, no, Bakura too... and Ishizu, but she's always like that... Anyone else wanna be Yamimarific?? OF COURSE THERE'S JUSTICE!! A full house! A Royal Flush!! Yatzee, Bingo, JINX I WIN!! EMalik(what we will call evil Malik), Yami, Bakura, Ishizu, Niaomi(we think), Me(we think), and Justice(we think)... Oh, yay! I win... cause we know how to think! What a great Yamifarific conversation it was.. But I'm not going to tell you it until.. NOW!!! "Medwin, Pharaoh, Malik, Bakura, Ishizu and Accalia....It's been a long time centuries to be precise, and yet we are not all here...." Niaomi [we think] said. That's when my funky voice spoke!! "Well, maybe even millenniums, but.. Yes.. How art thou all..?" Justice spoke, her voice sounded very airy and light.. Like an angel's.. Especially, considering- you'll find out! Justice giggled slightly "You never were a conversationalists Medwin...But as for my current state I'm fine," she said "I'm fine as well."Niaomi said "As am I." said Yam/Yug "I could be better." said EMalik. Niaomi smiled again and shook her head slightly. "If you would return to the light y-" "I don't need another one of your lectures Guinivere I had plenty of that a millennia ago." EMalik said "Very well then." Niaomi/Guinivere said "But my question remains thus where are the others?" She asked in a slightly worried tone "The millennium eye has been stolen the key is with as well as the scale..as for the Utirnal Items I don't know." Yam/Yug said. Niaomi's look of worry increased..And then a rather odd little floating screen appeared swearing warning Noah's face looked at us from the screen. We all returned to our original state and stared blankly at the screen. "WHERE THE F#$ ARE YOU PEOPLE GET OFF THE F#$ING BLIMP AND ON TO MY ISLAND ALREADY!!!!!" He yelled. That's when everybody went back to normal and we followed the screen of the blimp and onto the loading doc. Some of us knowing that we shouldn't but we did like a herd of mindless sheep we followed possibly to our doom. The only one with real sense was EMalik who stayed behind "I don't trust that kid." was all he had to say about the matter....Truth be told none of us truly trusted Noah but we left the blimp without another thought and followed the floating screen into a huge circular room.....