Part 2
"Do you have any Twinkies, it most be years since I had one of those." Algernon asked looking through the kitchen.
Xander sat on the sofa trying to get Gideon to understand that his playstation wasn't a thing of evil. The creature hadn't been on earth in four years, and before that at least two hundred years.
His brothers had started to check out the apartment ones they got inside. Algernon had gone right into the kitchen and was now looking for something to eat, while Gideon was trying to get the playstation to tell him it's secrets and Thaddeus had gone into the bathroom for some reason. Probably to gel his hair, sometimes his brother was even worst then Angel. If his brother and Angel would ever meet each other Xander guessed that it would be love at first look of hair.
"I like what you have done with the place Alexander." His father said looking around in the room. It wasn't big, but it was homey. It had a fireplace at one end at the room and the furniture was made of black leather. There was a stereo and a television set hocked up by one of the walls.
There were also lots of candles all over the room and two black cats were now purring on his fathers lap.
"Thanks," Xander said. It had taken lot out of him to glamour the room so that all normal mortal would see the same ugly furniture that he had had in his basement apartment. But he had finally managed it and the only way of knowing that the room was a glamour would be if he wanted them to see it.
Xander had changed in more comfortable clothes that suited him better. He was now wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of black leather pants. Even though his friends thought so, he didn't have so bad taste at all, he didn't own as many multicoloured clothes and some of his clothes were even glamoured to look like it came from goodwill or other relatives. Not even his brothers were so evil that they would give him those clothes.
"It seems like you have been doing well," his father put the cats down on the floor, they protested by trying to climb up again.
"Jesse! Buffy!" The two cats turned their heads and looked at their master. "Go and play somewhere else." They walked out of the living room.
"Sorry about that," Xander said. "They are really friendly, but have a problem with being too friendly with demons. They want even let go of Spike, he pretence to hate them, but I know that he doesn't."
"Spike?"
It accord to Xander that maybe his father never had heard of Spike AKA William the Bloody, that was almost living with him.
"Just a friend," Xander answered, trying to cover his tracks.
"And this friend, is he here often?" His father asked.
"Well," Xander was about to lie when Thaddeus came into the living room with someone very familiar in his arms.
"Look what I found in one of the bedrooms. He is so cute, may I keep him."
The person in question stood there looking at Xander and the others in the room like it was all a dream. Thaddeus let go of him and the vampire jumped up in the sofa sitting close to Xander.
"Spike! What are you doing here?"
"Oh, isn't that cute, lil' bro gave him a name." Algernon came in from the kitchen and was now eating on a sandwich. "You're right Thaddeus, he is kind of cute."
"So this is Spike," Their father said looking at the vampire that looked really sleepy. "A vampire. I should have guessed."
"Dad, I can explain!"
"Dad?" Spike looked over at the man that was sitting on one of the chairs in the room. "He isn't your father pet. I have seen your father pet and this isn't him."
"Actually," Thaddeus looked a bit ashamed. "That was me, that you saw. I have been playing lil' bro's father for years."
"What!"
"You see Xander never had any really parents on this plane. Except for that one lady that said that she would adopt him when he was about 5 years old. She never did, because his father came and got him home."
"This plane? What the hell is he taking about Xan?" the confused vampire looked over at the young man that now was getting looks from everybody in the room. Except for Gideon that was so busy taking to the playstation that he hadn't even noticed Spike in the room.
"Well, you see." Xander started. "I don't actually come from here."
"I got that you bloody idiot!" Spike interrupted. "Get to the point!"
"The man over there is my dad," Xander said pointing towards his real father. "And the rest of this guys are my brothers. And I lived inhellbeforebeinggroundedandsent down here as my punishment."
Spike glared at him. "Can you for bloody hell stop talking as if you were eating and talking at the same time."
Before Xander even got to say anything stepped Algernon forward, his usually blue eyes were now almost black and he smiled at Spike with his big fangs. "Now you listen to me. I am the only one that gets to make fun of my brother. Well, except for Thaddeus maybe and some times I would let Gideon have some fun with him, but not anyone else."
Spike had stepped a bit away from Algernon and the other people in the room seeing this. "Xanpet, your brother is a vampire. You did know that right?" Spike looked with pleading eyes on Xander.
Algernon looked really pissed. "I am not a vampire!" He said growling towards Spike, who stepped even further away from him.
"Algernon calm down." Xander said trying to calm his brother down.
"No I will not calm down. He called me a demon, a miner one even. I am a devil. How could he do that, I am Algernon the devil of evil plans."
A shocking sound was heard from Spike. "Algernon, that means that they are and he…" Spike pointed towards Xander's father. "You are Lucifer."
"Yes, I am." The Devil answered matter of factly.
Spike turned towards Xander again. "Then what are you?"
Xander gave Spike a small smile. "I am the devils son."
"Then why have I never heard about Lucifer and his mortal son?" Spike asked. Xander could hear the disbelief in his voice but there was also a bit sarcasm.
"Who said I was completely mortal?"
"Well, you did." Spike said.
"He has a point there lil'bro, you are in a way a mortal." Thaddeus said sitting down on one of the chairs and taking Jesse up in his lap. "You just have a few advantages for being a devil."
"You have to be kidding me. You are not telling me that the whelp is the dark princes son." Spike waved his arms around like a madman. "Xander is the worst one of them all, he is the Zeppo, the Demonmagnet."
"Well, that's just a part of him doing that. You see he actually attracts different types of demons. It all depends on his mode." Thaddeus said. "That's maybe why you are here,"
"What do you mean?"
Thaddeus put Jesse down on the floor again. "You see Xan here had a very nice way of throwing of his frustration when he was younger; he had sex. Mostly with demons but with other rac-"
"Thaddeus!" Xander tried to make his older brother shut the hell of and leave him alone. It wasn't everyday he got a visit from the family. Well, there was the time Dracula came by but he wasn't really family, made be family yes, but family no.
"Oh, cheer up little brother. We all have been in that stage sometime or another." Thaddeus said, not making Xander feel any better.
"So you are telling me that the whelp," Xanders father cleared his trout and glared at the vampire. "I mean Xander has been a devil and he was made mortal?"
"Yes," the three devils that were listening answered, Gideon was still trying to get the playstation to talk to him. "Okay that explains a lot of things." The vampire sat down on the chair.
"It does?" Xander was surprised he had never thought that anybody would ever find out about his inheritance. Much less that Spike would be the one to understand that he was one, something way off about this.
"Yeah," Spike said looking down on the floor. "It explains why Dracula said that you were a weird and off putting. I really didn't understand what he was saying before now."
"So Drac has been over to see you, I wonder why he didn't say anything the last family party? The muzzle may explain why he wasn't talking, but he could at least had said something." Algernon said.
Lucifer was still sitting on the chair were he had been sitting since he got there. Buffy had ones again managed to climb up in his lap.
"It's not like Ethan wanted his greatest creation ruin something for him by talking or doing something. You know how Drac gets after he has a few." Lucifer said petting the cat that now was purring in his lap.
"Yeah those Gachnars are a really nice snack," Algernon said licking his lips. "Though they make some of the demons go a bit over board."
Gideon looked up from the playstation and looked at the newcomer in the room. "Where did you come from?" He asked.
Spike looked at Xander's brother first with a look of confusion and then his eyes widen. "Xanpet…" He started, the rest of the creatures in the room could hear the fear in his voice. "Why is Acathla here?"
TBC
"Do you have any Twinkies, it most be years since I had one of those." Algernon asked looking through the kitchen.
Xander sat on the sofa trying to get Gideon to understand that his playstation wasn't a thing of evil. The creature hadn't been on earth in four years, and before that at least two hundred years.
His brothers had started to check out the apartment ones they got inside. Algernon had gone right into the kitchen and was now looking for something to eat, while Gideon was trying to get the playstation to tell him it's secrets and Thaddeus had gone into the bathroom for some reason. Probably to gel his hair, sometimes his brother was even worst then Angel. If his brother and Angel would ever meet each other Xander guessed that it would be love at first look of hair.
"I like what you have done with the place Alexander." His father said looking around in the room. It wasn't big, but it was homey. It had a fireplace at one end at the room and the furniture was made of black leather. There was a stereo and a television set hocked up by one of the walls.
There were also lots of candles all over the room and two black cats were now purring on his fathers lap.
"Thanks," Xander said. It had taken lot out of him to glamour the room so that all normal mortal would see the same ugly furniture that he had had in his basement apartment. But he had finally managed it and the only way of knowing that the room was a glamour would be if he wanted them to see it.
Xander had changed in more comfortable clothes that suited him better. He was now wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of black leather pants. Even though his friends thought so, he didn't have so bad taste at all, he didn't own as many multicoloured clothes and some of his clothes were even glamoured to look like it came from goodwill or other relatives. Not even his brothers were so evil that they would give him those clothes.
"It seems like you have been doing well," his father put the cats down on the floor, they protested by trying to climb up again.
"Jesse! Buffy!" The two cats turned their heads and looked at their master. "Go and play somewhere else." They walked out of the living room.
"Sorry about that," Xander said. "They are really friendly, but have a problem with being too friendly with demons. They want even let go of Spike, he pretence to hate them, but I know that he doesn't."
"Spike?"
It accord to Xander that maybe his father never had heard of Spike AKA William the Bloody, that was almost living with him.
"Just a friend," Xander answered, trying to cover his tracks.
"And this friend, is he here often?" His father asked.
"Well," Xander was about to lie when Thaddeus came into the living room with someone very familiar in his arms.
"Look what I found in one of the bedrooms. He is so cute, may I keep him."
The person in question stood there looking at Xander and the others in the room like it was all a dream. Thaddeus let go of him and the vampire jumped up in the sofa sitting close to Xander.
"Spike! What are you doing here?"
"Oh, isn't that cute, lil' bro gave him a name." Algernon came in from the kitchen and was now eating on a sandwich. "You're right Thaddeus, he is kind of cute."
"So this is Spike," Their father said looking at the vampire that looked really sleepy. "A vampire. I should have guessed."
"Dad, I can explain!"
"Dad?" Spike looked over at the man that was sitting on one of the chairs in the room. "He isn't your father pet. I have seen your father pet and this isn't him."
"Actually," Thaddeus looked a bit ashamed. "That was me, that you saw. I have been playing lil' bro's father for years."
"What!"
"You see Xander never had any really parents on this plane. Except for that one lady that said that she would adopt him when he was about 5 years old. She never did, because his father came and got him home."
"This plane? What the hell is he taking about Xan?" the confused vampire looked over at the young man that now was getting looks from everybody in the room. Except for Gideon that was so busy taking to the playstation that he hadn't even noticed Spike in the room.
"Well, you see." Xander started. "I don't actually come from here."
"I got that you bloody idiot!" Spike interrupted. "Get to the point!"
"The man over there is my dad," Xander said pointing towards his real father. "And the rest of this guys are my brothers. And I lived inhellbeforebeinggroundedandsent down here as my punishment."
Spike glared at him. "Can you for bloody hell stop talking as if you were eating and talking at the same time."
Before Xander even got to say anything stepped Algernon forward, his usually blue eyes were now almost black and he smiled at Spike with his big fangs. "Now you listen to me. I am the only one that gets to make fun of my brother. Well, except for Thaddeus maybe and some times I would let Gideon have some fun with him, but not anyone else."
Spike had stepped a bit away from Algernon and the other people in the room seeing this. "Xanpet, your brother is a vampire. You did know that right?" Spike looked with pleading eyes on Xander.
Algernon looked really pissed. "I am not a vampire!" He said growling towards Spike, who stepped even further away from him.
"Algernon calm down." Xander said trying to calm his brother down.
"No I will not calm down. He called me a demon, a miner one even. I am a devil. How could he do that, I am Algernon the devil of evil plans."
A shocking sound was heard from Spike. "Algernon, that means that they are and he…" Spike pointed towards Xander's father. "You are Lucifer."
"Yes, I am." The Devil answered matter of factly.
Spike turned towards Xander again. "Then what are you?"
Xander gave Spike a small smile. "I am the devils son."
"Then why have I never heard about Lucifer and his mortal son?" Spike asked. Xander could hear the disbelief in his voice but there was also a bit sarcasm.
"Who said I was completely mortal?"
"Well, you did." Spike said.
"He has a point there lil'bro, you are in a way a mortal." Thaddeus said sitting down on one of the chairs and taking Jesse up in his lap. "You just have a few advantages for being a devil."
"You have to be kidding me. You are not telling me that the whelp is the dark princes son." Spike waved his arms around like a madman. "Xander is the worst one of them all, he is the Zeppo, the Demonmagnet."
"Well, that's just a part of him doing that. You see he actually attracts different types of demons. It all depends on his mode." Thaddeus said. "That's maybe why you are here,"
"What do you mean?"
Thaddeus put Jesse down on the floor again. "You see Xan here had a very nice way of throwing of his frustration when he was younger; he had sex. Mostly with demons but with other rac-"
"Thaddeus!" Xander tried to make his older brother shut the hell of and leave him alone. It wasn't everyday he got a visit from the family. Well, there was the time Dracula came by but he wasn't really family, made be family yes, but family no.
"Oh, cheer up little brother. We all have been in that stage sometime or another." Thaddeus said, not making Xander feel any better.
"So you are telling me that the whelp," Xanders father cleared his trout and glared at the vampire. "I mean Xander has been a devil and he was made mortal?"
"Yes," the three devils that were listening answered, Gideon was still trying to get the playstation to talk to him. "Okay that explains a lot of things." The vampire sat down on the chair.
"It does?" Xander was surprised he had never thought that anybody would ever find out about his inheritance. Much less that Spike would be the one to understand that he was one, something way off about this.
"Yeah," Spike said looking down on the floor. "It explains why Dracula said that you were a weird and off putting. I really didn't understand what he was saying before now."
"So Drac has been over to see you, I wonder why he didn't say anything the last family party? The muzzle may explain why he wasn't talking, but he could at least had said something." Algernon said.
Lucifer was still sitting on the chair were he had been sitting since he got there. Buffy had ones again managed to climb up in his lap.
"It's not like Ethan wanted his greatest creation ruin something for him by talking or doing something. You know how Drac gets after he has a few." Lucifer said petting the cat that now was purring in his lap.
"Yeah those Gachnars are a really nice snack," Algernon said licking his lips. "Though they make some of the demons go a bit over board."
Gideon looked up from the playstation and looked at the newcomer in the room. "Where did you come from?" He asked.
Spike looked at Xander's brother first with a look of confusion and then his eyes widen. "Xanpet…" He started, the rest of the creatures in the room could hear the fear in his voice. "Why is Acathla here?"
TBC