Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha but you can read and you may enjoy this because I've only had 3 hours of sleep and I've had like 7 cans of cherry coke, well that's an estimate... I sorta lost count. Well sleep deprivation and caffienation takes hold...::fade fade::
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Attack of the ??? (I'm so evil, I won't even tell you what's doing the attacking)
By: Moonlight Jade
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The Inu-gang was walking slowly through an erie forest, they all appeared paranoid and
were staring around as though madmen were expected to come jumping out of their hiding spots
in the shrubs... but maybe they were....... so anyway... here the Inu-gang is, trying to hurry
through the strange and unfamiliar area. They could see the exit from the trees and quickly made
their way out of the area, happy to be out of it. But turning around, they realize that Shippo has
gone missing. Reluctant to go back into the woods, but worried about their little friend they
decide to go back and look for him.
Retracing their steps, they found no evidence to prove that Shippo had been attacked, or
kidnapped. Maybe he had wondered off. That was the reason everyone came up with before
realizing that now, not only Shippo was missing, but Kilala was as well. They all thought they
had run off together. Maybe they had become infatuated with each other. They just needed
some time alone. Coming to that conclusion, the remaining members of the Inu-gang made their
way back out of the forest.
Before coming out of the forest, Miroku went missing as well, Sango soon followed...
Suddenly, Kagome figured it out. This was all another one of Sango's attempts to get Inuyasha
and Kagome by themselves so they would tell each other how they truely felt. Her face became
red with rage and Kagome was about to scream at the 'hidden Sango' when she saw something
darting through the bushes. It had to be Shippo, he was the only one that size. Kagome daringly
reach her hand in the bush to pull out the little kitsune but received a surprise when she felt teeth
make contact with her flesh. She cried out from the pain of razor sharp teeth.
Inuyasha heard Kagome cry out behind him but when he turned to ask her what her
problem was, realized she was no where to be found. He became paranoid again as he realized
that he was the only one left and that he was sure to be next. He jumped up in a tree and began
his search for his companions by looking down through the leaves. He heard noises beneath him
and jumped down landing gracefully on his... bottom? That's right, Inuyasha fell because he was
so paranoid.
He quickly realized that he was laying among his friends, who were all tied up and gagged.
He was about to start untying them when he got hit upside the head with something small and
hard. From the shadows of one of the bushes, Inuyasha saw hundreds of red glowing eyes(not
really hundreds... Inu just over exaggerates). He screamed a high pitch girly scream and covered
his face with his hands. Suddenly he heard a high pitch boyish voice say 'Give us back our pants
you thief!' as lawngnomes stepped out from under the bush in their boxers.
Kagome and the others jaws would have dropped had they not been tied. Inuyasha acted
as though he had no idea what they were talking about. This enraged the tiny fat creatures to the
point that they launched themselves upon his being and screamed a battle cry of 'TOUCH ME
I'M HAPPY!' The leg of Inuyasha's haori ripped open and dozens of little pairs of multicolored
pants fell from their baggy depths. Inuyasha fell to the floor and cried as the lawngnomes, which
had really been little old men with no sense of fashion, ran off with the pants.
Moral of the story: Don't underestimate the power of little people when you've stolen their
pants.
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Okay, even I'm a little scared right now... especially since I just made that all up off of the top of my head in less than a half an hour. I am so scared of myself right now...
Moonlight Jade