Part 17 – Wackiness ensues on the Hellmouth
Meanwhile...at Giles apartment
"Ripper...how did you get that name, it is so cool" Joyce Summers said, chewing loudly on her bubble gum reading the back of an album cover.
"Wouldn't you like to know pet." Giles said in a thick street roughened English accent. He stood up and wrapped his long sleeve shirt around his waist and curled a pack of smokes into the arm of his t-shirt. He looked down and Joyce and appreciated her fine figure. She wants me, and well I might bloody well let her have me.
"Ripper, I am bored, wanna go to the Bronze?" Joyce asked standing up from her spot on the floor, taking the cigarette Giles had lit for her and taking a deep drag.
"No that place blows...I have a better idea, lets hit the streets and see what sort of damage we can cause." Giles said grabbing her hand and pulling her into a rough quick kiss before heading for the door.
"Oh Ripper..." Joyce sighed.
Later at the Bronze
"Hey I think that is my doctor." Willow said looking in shock at the sight of her family doctor up on the stage of the Bronze singing Lou Lou without his shirt on and a tie slung around his neck.
"Ewwww...come on we need to find Giles and figure out what is going on with all the adults. They are so wigging me out." Buffy said to Willow.
"Buffy, I haven't seen him all day, he never showed up for school." Willow said concern as Snyder came up to the two girls, wanting to prove he was one of the cool guys.
"Hey Summers, Willow, what is up?" Snyder said putting his arms around Buffy and Willow.
"uh Hi Principal Snyder." Buffy said, the wig factor at full blast now.
"Call me Snyder, just the last name is cool, like Barbarino!" Snyder said, looking around the Bronze, ogling the older women passing by, busily ignoring him.
"Oh now that Ms. Murphy, is she a handful." Snyder pulled his hands away from the girls, and then started following the older women across the bar.
"We so need them to snap out of this!" Willow said to Buffy, panic starting to set in.
"Yes you are so right, why don't you grab Oz and head over to the library to do some research on this, see if you can figure something out while I go try and find Giles. Why don't you call Cordy and have her pick up Xander, and meet you there." Buffy ordered in her take charge way. She was now in full slayer mode, ready to take on the world, even if it was full of crazed teenage-acting-adults.
"Okay, call me when you find him." Willow said, heading in the direction of Oz, on a mission to be research girl and find a solution to the lasted big bad to hit the Hellmouth.
At the Library
"Xander, I am glad I got a hold of you, I tried Cordy's cell phone, but no answer...I thought she was with you...Yes it is crazy all over town...Were at the library, we need help with the research thing...Buffy went to look for Giles...okay see you shortly." Willow hung up the phone and turned to Oz. "Oz, Cordy isn't with Xander and she didn't pick up her cell phone, you think she is okay?"
"I am sure she is fine, no one seems violent out there, just acting like teenagers. I am sure she is fine. Xander on his way over to help hunt through old books?" Oz took her hand, and looked into Willow's eyes.
"Yes, he still has his parent's car, he said he would be here in a flash." Willow looked back at Oz, feeling a little guilty still about the clothes fluke kiss with Xander.
"Good then I have time for this," Oz leaned in and kissed Willow gently on the lips.
Willow sighed into the kiss...her head full of Oz and not badness that was Sunnydale.
At the Mansion
Cordelia was hearing bells...as Angel was kissing her deeply. His hands were all over her body and she felt like she was melting into him. What was that ringing...Cell phone...what is a cell phone? She pulled back from Angel, more to get some air, and also to react to her ringing phone.
"Angel stop, it could be important." She looked at him; his eyes told her nothing right now was more important than kissing her. She shook her head a little to try to be able to think straight and got up from the couch and walked on jelly legs into the foyer to her purse. Her message light was blinking on the cell phone and she punched in the code to here her voice mail. Before she knew it Angel had snuck up behind her and was again kissing her neck.
The message was from Willow, big research party at the library...get Xander...meet them there.
"Don't (kiss on her neck) think that (kiss on her earlobe, then a little sucking on her earlobe) you should (rubbing his tongue on said earlobe sending chills down her spine) go out tonight. (moving his hands to rest on her hips) Not safe out there." Angel said, torturing her body with his mouth.
"Is it any safer in here?" Cordelia asked her body on fire from Angel's kisses.
"Your always safe with me sweetheart." Angel said, pulling her body closer to his, soon his bed was calling. "Forget the research party; I have my own research I want to conduct." Angel knew he sounded like a dirty old man, but hey he was 276...ugh...241...damn Cordy. If only his soul were permanent, then he could really show her what he wanted to do to her.
"Angel you promised me we go slow." Cordy said, wanting to put the breaks on a little, so much had happened in the past few days, she wanted to make sure she was not rebound girl.
"Yes I did, but that doesn't mean," He kissed her mouth gently, "that I am not going to kiss you," then rubbing his thumb against her sweater covered nipple, "and touching you," then he pulled her closer, holding her tightly to his body, "and holding you."
Cordy just about melted in the spot she was in. Thank god for Angel's strong arms to hold her up.
"Why don't we go upstairs. I will build you a nice fire in the fire place to take the chill off, and while you are warming up, I will take a shower." A cold shower, a very cold shower.
The thought of Angel dripping wet and naked in the shower made Cordy lick her lips, and just nod at his suggestion. "And when you get done with your shower?" She asked, wanting to know the answer, but also wanting to not know what was to come.
"Well you Miss Chase need to finish reading Macbeth, if I remember your list of things to do today." Angel said, remembering her complain about her long list of reading for Senior English class.
"I should really go over to the library and help the Scoobies." Cordy said, wanting to avoid doing homework, and also get some space from this vampire that was starting to be her entire world.
"No I don't think so, homework, then I am kissing you some more, then sleep." Angel said that in a tone meaning that was his final answer as to the events of the evening.
"Pfft..." Cordy started to complain when Angel quickly moved and tossed her over his shoulder. "Angel...put me down!" She started hitting his back with her fists. She so was not going to be man handled.
"Enough," Angel growled as he smacked her bottom one time, hard enough to get her to stop beating his back. "You are not going out there to face some big bad until I am up to full strength and can protect you Cordelia." He reached over and turned off the foyer light and started up the stairs with the girl ungracefully over his shoulder.
"You seem strong enough now Dorkus." Cordelia said quietly, part of her relieved she didn't have to join the research party tonight, glad that Angel understood that she had schoolwork that was important to her, glad that she was going to get more kisses.
Angel smacked her bottom again, "I heard that. And from now on, your skirts are not going to be this short. And tomorrow at school you are ending it with Harris."
"Pfft." So he likes me in short skirts, Cordy thought, feeling her bottom sting a little from the second smack. Yes, given everything that was going on, even if she never told them about her and Angel, it was over with Xander.
She reached down and smacked Angel on his butt... see how he likes it.
Angel decided then and there that the Fall was his favorite time of year, and was never so glad in his life that he got hit by a car.
Grrr Arrgh
Meanwhile...at Giles apartment
"Ripper...how did you get that name, it is so cool" Joyce Summers said, chewing loudly on her bubble gum reading the back of an album cover.
"Wouldn't you like to know pet." Giles said in a thick street roughened English accent. He stood up and wrapped his long sleeve shirt around his waist and curled a pack of smokes into the arm of his t-shirt. He looked down and Joyce and appreciated her fine figure. She wants me, and well I might bloody well let her have me.
"Ripper, I am bored, wanna go to the Bronze?" Joyce asked standing up from her spot on the floor, taking the cigarette Giles had lit for her and taking a deep drag.
"No that place blows...I have a better idea, lets hit the streets and see what sort of damage we can cause." Giles said grabbing her hand and pulling her into a rough quick kiss before heading for the door.
"Oh Ripper..." Joyce sighed.
Later at the Bronze
"Hey I think that is my doctor." Willow said looking in shock at the sight of her family doctor up on the stage of the Bronze singing Lou Lou without his shirt on and a tie slung around his neck.
"Ewwww...come on we need to find Giles and figure out what is going on with all the adults. They are so wigging me out." Buffy said to Willow.
"Buffy, I haven't seen him all day, he never showed up for school." Willow said concern as Snyder came up to the two girls, wanting to prove he was one of the cool guys.
"Hey Summers, Willow, what is up?" Snyder said putting his arms around Buffy and Willow.
"uh Hi Principal Snyder." Buffy said, the wig factor at full blast now.
"Call me Snyder, just the last name is cool, like Barbarino!" Snyder said, looking around the Bronze, ogling the older women passing by, busily ignoring him.
"Oh now that Ms. Murphy, is she a handful." Snyder pulled his hands away from the girls, and then started following the older women across the bar.
"We so need them to snap out of this!" Willow said to Buffy, panic starting to set in.
"Yes you are so right, why don't you grab Oz and head over to the library to do some research on this, see if you can figure something out while I go try and find Giles. Why don't you call Cordy and have her pick up Xander, and meet you there." Buffy ordered in her take charge way. She was now in full slayer mode, ready to take on the world, even if it was full of crazed teenage-acting-adults.
"Okay, call me when you find him." Willow said, heading in the direction of Oz, on a mission to be research girl and find a solution to the lasted big bad to hit the Hellmouth.
At the Library
"Xander, I am glad I got a hold of you, I tried Cordy's cell phone, but no answer...I thought she was with you...Yes it is crazy all over town...Were at the library, we need help with the research thing...Buffy went to look for Giles...okay see you shortly." Willow hung up the phone and turned to Oz. "Oz, Cordy isn't with Xander and she didn't pick up her cell phone, you think she is okay?"
"I am sure she is fine, no one seems violent out there, just acting like teenagers. I am sure she is fine. Xander on his way over to help hunt through old books?" Oz took her hand, and looked into Willow's eyes.
"Yes, he still has his parent's car, he said he would be here in a flash." Willow looked back at Oz, feeling a little guilty still about the clothes fluke kiss with Xander.
"Good then I have time for this," Oz leaned in and kissed Willow gently on the lips.
Willow sighed into the kiss...her head full of Oz and not badness that was Sunnydale.
At the Mansion
Cordelia was hearing bells...as Angel was kissing her deeply. His hands were all over her body and she felt like she was melting into him. What was that ringing...Cell phone...what is a cell phone? She pulled back from Angel, more to get some air, and also to react to her ringing phone.
"Angel stop, it could be important." She looked at him; his eyes told her nothing right now was more important than kissing her. She shook her head a little to try to be able to think straight and got up from the couch and walked on jelly legs into the foyer to her purse. Her message light was blinking on the cell phone and she punched in the code to here her voice mail. Before she knew it Angel had snuck up behind her and was again kissing her neck.
The message was from Willow, big research party at the library...get Xander...meet them there.
"Don't (kiss on her neck) think that (kiss on her earlobe, then a little sucking on her earlobe) you should (rubbing his tongue on said earlobe sending chills down her spine) go out tonight. (moving his hands to rest on her hips) Not safe out there." Angel said, torturing her body with his mouth.
"Is it any safer in here?" Cordelia asked her body on fire from Angel's kisses.
"Your always safe with me sweetheart." Angel said, pulling her body closer to his, soon his bed was calling. "Forget the research party; I have my own research I want to conduct." Angel knew he sounded like a dirty old man, but hey he was 276...ugh...241...damn Cordy. If only his soul were permanent, then he could really show her what he wanted to do to her.
"Angel you promised me we go slow." Cordy said, wanting to put the breaks on a little, so much had happened in the past few days, she wanted to make sure she was not rebound girl.
"Yes I did, but that doesn't mean," He kissed her mouth gently, "that I am not going to kiss you," then rubbing his thumb against her sweater covered nipple, "and touching you," then he pulled her closer, holding her tightly to his body, "and holding you."
Cordy just about melted in the spot she was in. Thank god for Angel's strong arms to hold her up.
"Why don't we go upstairs. I will build you a nice fire in the fire place to take the chill off, and while you are warming up, I will take a shower." A cold shower, a very cold shower.
The thought of Angel dripping wet and naked in the shower made Cordy lick her lips, and just nod at his suggestion. "And when you get done with your shower?" She asked, wanting to know the answer, but also wanting to not know what was to come.
"Well you Miss Chase need to finish reading Macbeth, if I remember your list of things to do today." Angel said, remembering her complain about her long list of reading for Senior English class.
"I should really go over to the library and help the Scoobies." Cordy said, wanting to avoid doing homework, and also get some space from this vampire that was starting to be her entire world.
"No I don't think so, homework, then I am kissing you some more, then sleep." Angel said that in a tone meaning that was his final answer as to the events of the evening.
"Pfft..." Cordy started to complain when Angel quickly moved and tossed her over his shoulder. "Angel...put me down!" She started hitting his back with her fists. She so was not going to be man handled.
"Enough," Angel growled as he smacked her bottom one time, hard enough to get her to stop beating his back. "You are not going out there to face some big bad until I am up to full strength and can protect you Cordelia." He reached over and turned off the foyer light and started up the stairs with the girl ungracefully over his shoulder.
"You seem strong enough now Dorkus." Cordelia said quietly, part of her relieved she didn't have to join the research party tonight, glad that Angel understood that she had schoolwork that was important to her, glad that she was going to get more kisses.
Angel smacked her bottom again, "I heard that. And from now on, your skirts are not going to be this short. And tomorrow at school you are ending it with Harris."
"Pfft." So he likes me in short skirts, Cordy thought, feeling her bottom sting a little from the second smack. Yes, given everything that was going on, even if she never told them about her and Angel, it was over with Xander.
She reached down and smacked Angel on his butt... see how he likes it.
Angel decided then and there that the Fall was his favorite time of year, and was never so glad in his life that he got hit by a car.
Grrr Arrgh