Hey everyone! This is the long overdue chapter 5. Sorry it took so long. I have finals next week and I had to update my other stories. I suggest looking at previous chapters like 2-4 to understand what is going on. But that is just a suggestion. You can skip the Author's note. This time. Bye now.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!

Chapter 5

Where did we leave off... oh yeah

Kagome: Sit!

A.C: Everyone who has read or seen Inuyasha knows what happens next. CRASH! Inuyasha made contact with the ground face first like so many countless times.

Kari: (smiling) : Nice trick Kagome but he doesn't look like he's sitting at all.

Kagome: That's the only way to him under control. I am the only one that can "sit" him.'

A few seconds later she realizes her mistake as another loud crash is heard.

Kagome: Oops, sorry Inuyasha!

He only growled in reply

Sango, Miroku, and Shippo: Ahem!

Kagome turned to face them and realized that she hadn't properly introduced the newcomers.

Kagome: Sorry, I forgot to introduce you guys to each other. As you already know this girl is my cousin Kari and this is Kenji , one of my childhood best friends.

Sango: (walks towards them) : Hello, my name is Sango and..

She stopped talking to look at what Miroku was doing. Miroku had started to rub Kari's ass.

Kari: "Wow, what a horny bastard." Hey (with a fake smile) what do you doing?

Miroku: Giving you a proper introduction. Are you going to give yours?

Kari: Yeah, sure (She goes into her bag and grabs a golf club. Then she proceeds to hit Miroku repeatedly with it.

Kari: That pervert bastard. By the way...who the hell was that?

Sango: That perverted monk was Miroku. The man you almost killed with your weapon almost happens to be a monk.

Kari: He...is? Well ... he is not very convincing. I glad I was prepared.

Kenji: you think a guy like that would be ashamed of something like that. By the way, Kari is that one of your father's golf clubs?

Kari: Yeah, I thought I might need it for something. Who knew that I would use it so soon.

Shippo: Hey, what about me? No one introduced me!

Kenji: what's your name?

Shippo: My name is Shippo and I am a kitsune

A.C: Is that how you spell it?

Kari: He is cute and adorable! ...You give Inuyasha a tough time don't you?

Shippo: no I don't, only when he is being a complete idiot. Sadly he always is one.

Inuyasha: What did you say?

Shippo jumps on Kari's back and stays there, trembling in fear.

Kari: (with a sly smile) : Leave him alone Inuyasha. You have problems of your own if you know what I mean.

Inuyasha glared at her and turned at what she was talking about. He started to growl at the sight he saw.

Kenji and Kagome were hugging.

Kari: How cute...they're hugging.

Inuyasha was not as amused as Kari was.

Inuyasha: Get your hands of her, you bastard!

Kari: (sarcastically):"Oh great, the little white doggy is jealous. He has to do more than growling and barking at Kenji to get his way. Kenji can be equally as stubborn."

Kenji: Why should I? She doesn't belong to you!

Shippo: Uh-oh

Inuyasha: what did you say?

Kenji: You're half demon so you heard. Don't tell me that you're a complete dumbass.

Inuyasha: YOU-

Kagome: Inuyasha, sit!

Sango: It looks like Kagome had the last word in this fight.

Miroku: I just hope that boy isn't anything like Kouga but I like the fact that he didn't run away.

Kari: I see that you were able to wake up in time to see anything. I'm just glad that you were able to learn your lesson.

Miroku rubs Sango's butt and gets slapped unconscious...again

Kari: Or not.

A.C: You know, I should have just ended here but I haven't updated this story for so long so...

Kagome glares at the fallen Inuyasha then she grabbed Kenji's hand and started leading him away in the direction of the Kaede's village.

Kagome: Let's go you two

Kari: Fine, Whatever.

Those three leave and leave the rest with Inuyasha.

Inuyasha gets up only to see the three in a far distance.

Inuyasha: Hey! Where the hell do you think you're going! Come back here!

Shippo: Inuyasha, this is all your fault! Kagome and those nice people are probably going back home!

Inuyasha: What do you mean it's my fault?

Inuyasha picks Shippo by the tail and starts to shake him rapidly.

Miroku: Put him down Inuyasha, you know he is right.

Inuyasha drops Shippo on his head

Shippo: Hey that hurt

Inuyasha: It was supposed to.

Sango: Yeah, you were kind of rude to him. just like you are right now with Shippo. He didn't mean to do anything bad he was just...wait a minute, were you...jealous?

Inuyasha blushed but he angrily glared at the three of them

Inuyasha: No way!

Miroku: Then stop blushing and let's go. We wouldn't want Kenji to be all alone with Kagome for a long period of time.

Inuyasha was able to see the mockery and he goes SD. He mumbles something and walks away.

That is it. I'm done now. I updated because I watched that new Inuyasha DVD. I missed those episodes. I am so lazy with this story. This chapter is so short. I put it in a script version because it is faster to type out. Kikyo is in the next chapter. I am leaping for joy.(sarcasm) Kari is an interesting character. She is probably going to antagonize Inuyasha a lot. Maybe Jaken when the time comes. I forget whom I modeled after. I love the tension I created here. The next two will broaden the conflict that is on the rise. If you review, you will find out how and I have to go because I have think of the next chapters to all three of my fics. Later days!