Disclaimer – Sadly we STILL do not own Harry Potter. If we ever do you will be the FIRST to know. Yeah just to set the record straight we don't own the Fairly Odd Parents either.
Authors Notes – We've finally gotten around to typing this fic! It was written ages ago! But now thanks to summer break we can finally get around to typing our stories!
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How Hermione Became Blond
Once upon a time there was a girl named Hermione and she was a smart mouthed know it all. She knew almost everything there was to know about in the world. So one random day for some random reason she decided to take some knowledge out of her head because Draco Malfoy only dated dumb blonds. So Hermione began trying to 'empty her mind.'
Hermione however was very bad at emptying her mind so instead she whacked herself repeatedly with 'Hogwarts a History.' This did nothing except give her a migraine.
"Wow," says Ron who had conveniently just showed up, "for someone so smart you sure are stupid." Then conveniently placed Ron conveniently threw himself out of a window, because he has no more lines in this fic.
Suddenly the Fairly Odd Parents appeared.
"Hi! I'm Wanda!" "And I'm Cosmo!" "And we're your Fairy God Parents!"
"No you're not. You're Timmy Turners god parents. I know this because I am the all knowing Hermione! Mwahahahahahahahahahah!" Says Hermione loudly. Somewhere lightning cracks and thunder booms. "Oh yeah," says Wanda sighing, "Cosmo I think we're on the wrong show again."
"WAIT!" Cries Hermione jumping up. "Can I have a wish before you go?"
"Sure," says Wanda yawning, "you're less whiny than that one Turner kid." "I think they're equal." Says Cosmo, because the author just now realized Cosmo didn't have any lines by himself in this fic.
"I want to be a dumb blond!" Hermione said in a loud voice.
"Your wish is granted!" Cosmo and Wanda said in unison.
As they leave Wanda whispers to Cosmo. "How can you make someone any stupider when they already whack themselves in the head with big heavy books?"
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