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don't own Scary Movie 3....gwad I don't alot of things...and yet here I am,
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how much I appreciate reviews! REVIEW!!
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Chapter Five: Final Chapter.....don't give me that look
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A bit later; Ansem, Sephiroth, Sora and Riku were sitting at a table eating pizza.
" Ok now then" Sora said " Tell us about Mitsu"
" Ok" Ansem said " Mitsu was indeed my mother. But she hated me because I always had to experiment with peoples hearts, hang out with people like Sephiroth and hid the T.V remote"
"...evil bastard' was all Riku could say after he heard the T.V remote bit.
" So anyways!" Sephiroth interrupted " Mitsu hired me to kill Ansem. But as you know we got side tracked and played football"
" and that's when Ansem threw the ball at Haruka right?" Sora asked
" Me? Ha! That's not how I remember it" Ansem said " Sephiroth's the one who hit Haruka in the face with the football"
" I did not" Sephiroth said
" Did two"
" Ya-hun!"
" Na-Hun"
A couple of days later
" Did too!"
" Did not!"
" QUIET!!!" Sora finally shouted.
The two finally stopped bickering.
" uh guys?" Riku said
" What!!" Ansem and Sephiroth both shouted irritated
" It's June 20th!!" Riku said
( ooo yeah....HAPPY FATHERS DAY DADDY!!! )
" What time is it?" Sora asked
" 4:55 p.m" Ansem said checking his watch
" What!!" Sora shouted " I've got five minutes left?!"
" Follow me!" Ansem shouted
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And so the three were led by Ansem to the dungeon and to a well.
" Before the land was turned to the Hollow Batison, this was once a grassy plain" Ansem said " This is Haruka's final resting place"
Everyone drew there weapons as Ansem moved away from the well. The lights flickered off and it was pitch black.
" I can't see!!"
But Sora, heard and felt somebody breathing down his neck.
" Riku" Sor said in a high pitched voice " Get the flashlight"
Riku got the flashlight from his pocket and pointed it at Sora. And there stood:
" AHHH!! IT'S THE HIDEOUS CORPES HARUKA COME TO KILL SORA!!!!!!!!!!" Riku screamed.
Really, it was only Yuffie and the lights went on again.
" I'll pretend I didn't hear that" Yuffie said
" What are you doing here?" Sephiroth asked Yuffie.
" Materia.." Yuffie answered.
Sora looked up and saw a person standing behind Riku. Sora went all pale and pointed at Riku.
" R-r-riku!!" Sora stuttered.
" What?" Riku said and noticed everyone was stareing at him. Riku turned to see a lady in a green dress.
" HOLY SHNAPS!!" Ansem said " It's Haruka!!"
" Glad you remember me" Haruka said " Brother..."
Everyone gasped and looked at Ansem.
" Ah don't looked so shocked" Sephiroth said " Can't you see the resemblance?"
Sephiroth was right, the two, Ansem and Haruka, both had the same crazy orange eyes.
" Now to kill all of you!!" Haruka said
The lights flickered off again. Riku turned the flashlight on just in time to see Haruka whiping out a chainsaw.
" DIEEE!!!:
Just then, Aerith walked in and poked Haruka in the back of the neck. Haruka keeled over and died. Aerith giggled and walked out of the room.
" WTF!?!" Sora screamed
" Woooow" Sephiroth said " and to think we only had to ask Aerith to poke Haruka in the back of the neck"
-Later-
Haruka was dumped back into the well and a huge stone boulder was placed over it. Then everyone packed up and went home.
-EVEN LATER-
Riku was readin a comic book. He causally glanced at the T.V and chuckled a bit before going back to Polterguise Report.
How.....ironic...
The T.V flickered on and there was the well. Riku's eyes widened as he saw Haruka appearing out of the well.
" N-no!" Riku said " We sealed the well up!"
Haruka came out of the T.V screen and struggled to get up.
" No please!!" Riku said " Save me for the crappy american remake!!"
Haruka glared stright into his soul and
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-The Next Day-
Sora walked over to Riku's house and went inside. Riku sat there looking at the T.V with a towel over his face and head.
" What happened to you?" Sora asked
" That stupid bitch Haruka" Riku answered and took off the towel.
Riku had scars and bruises all over his face. " My face!" Riku said " Beautiful face"
" Wait a tic.." Sora said. He walked over to the V.C.R.
There stood the original tape....and the copy of the tape.
" If you don't want to die........"
-Later-
Sora found all of the copies of Haruka's tape and was smashing them all to bits.
" Well that's over" Sora said while walking with Riku
" Cool!" Riku said " Wanna go gets some breakfast"
" I thought you were worried about your scars and bruises" Sora said
" Nah!" Riku said " Chicks dig scars!"
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The End....
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Chapter Five: Final Chapter.....don't give me that look
====================================================
A bit later; Ansem, Sephiroth, Sora and Riku were sitting at a table eating pizza.
" Ok now then" Sora said " Tell us about Mitsu"
" Ok" Ansem said " Mitsu was indeed my mother. But she hated me because I always had to experiment with peoples hearts, hang out with people like Sephiroth and hid the T.V remote"
"...evil bastard' was all Riku could say after he heard the T.V remote bit.
" So anyways!" Sephiroth interrupted " Mitsu hired me to kill Ansem. But as you know we got side tracked and played football"
" and that's when Ansem threw the ball at Haruka right?" Sora asked
" Me? Ha! That's not how I remember it" Ansem said " Sephiroth's the one who hit Haruka in the face with the football"
" I did not" Sephiroth said
" Did two"
" Ya-hun!"
" Na-Hun"
A couple of days later
" Did too!"
" Did not!"
" QUIET!!!" Sora finally shouted.
The two finally stopped bickering.
" uh guys?" Riku said
" What!!" Ansem and Sephiroth both shouted irritated
" It's June 20th!!" Riku said
( ooo yeah....HAPPY FATHERS DAY DADDY!!! )
" What time is it?" Sora asked
" 4:55 p.m" Ansem said checking his watch
" What!!" Sora shouted " I've got five minutes left?!"
" Follow me!" Ansem shouted
====================================================
And so the three were led by Ansem to the dungeon and to a well.
" Before the land was turned to the Hollow Batison, this was once a grassy plain" Ansem said " This is Haruka's final resting place"
Everyone drew there weapons as Ansem moved away from the well. The lights flickered off and it was pitch black.
" I can't see!!"
But Sora, heard and felt somebody breathing down his neck.
" Riku" Sor said in a high pitched voice " Get the flashlight"
Riku got the flashlight from his pocket and pointed it at Sora. And there stood:
" AHHH!! IT'S THE HIDEOUS CORPES HARUKA COME TO KILL SORA!!!!!!!!!!" Riku screamed.
Really, it was only Yuffie and the lights went on again.
" I'll pretend I didn't hear that" Yuffie said
" What are you doing here?" Sephiroth asked Yuffie.
" Materia.." Yuffie answered.
Sora looked up and saw a person standing behind Riku. Sora went all pale and pointed at Riku.
" R-r-riku!!" Sora stuttered.
" What?" Riku said and noticed everyone was stareing at him. Riku turned to see a lady in a green dress.
" HOLY SHNAPS!!" Ansem said " It's Haruka!!"
" Glad you remember me" Haruka said " Brother..."
Everyone gasped and looked at Ansem.
" Ah don't looked so shocked" Sephiroth said " Can't you see the resemblance?"
Sephiroth was right, the two, Ansem and Haruka, both had the same crazy orange eyes.
" Now to kill all of you!!" Haruka said
The lights flickered off again. Riku turned the flashlight on just in time to see Haruka whiping out a chainsaw.
" DIEEE!!!:
Just then, Aerith walked in and poked Haruka in the back of the neck. Haruka keeled over and died. Aerith giggled and walked out of the room.
" WTF!?!" Sora screamed
" Woooow" Sephiroth said " and to think we only had to ask Aerith to poke Haruka in the back of the neck"
-Later-
Haruka was dumped back into the well and a huge stone boulder was placed over it. Then everyone packed up and went home.
-EVEN LATER-
Riku was readin a comic book. He causally glanced at the T.V and chuckled a bit before going back to Polterguise Report.
How.....ironic...
The T.V flickered on and there was the well. Riku's eyes widened as he saw Haruka appearing out of the well.
" N-no!" Riku said " We sealed the well up!"
Haruka came out of the T.V screen and struggled to get up.
" No please!!" Riku said " Save me for the crappy american remake!!"
Haruka glared stright into his soul and
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
-The Next Day-
Sora walked over to Riku's house and went inside. Riku sat there looking at the T.V with a towel over his face and head.
" What happened to you?" Sora asked
" That stupid bitch Haruka" Riku answered and took off the towel.
Riku had scars and bruises all over his face. " My face!" Riku said " Beautiful face"
" Wait a tic.." Sora said. He walked over to the V.C.R.
There stood the original tape....and the copy of the tape.
" If you don't want to die........"
-Later-
Sora found all of the copies of Haruka's tape and was smashing them all to bits.
" Well that's over" Sora said while walking with Riku
" Cool!" Riku said " Wanna go gets some breakfast"
" I thought you were worried about your scars and bruises" Sora said
" Nah!" Riku said " Chicks dig scars!"
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The End....