This chapter is so short but I was feeling really really UNBELIEVABLY BAD for not updating in 3 months. Believe me, time does pass by quickly, I always said to myself, tomorrow… THAT IS A BAD THING TO DO! Now that I mention it… there are quite a few things I should get done today.

OKAY! Goal: I shall update my other fic called: "Hygiene Anyone?" Its not a guarantee, but …NO! It IS a guarantee!! I WILL UPDATE!! (the key is to scare yourself into completing a task, it might work)

Okay, I'm real tired… its OMG! Its 2:30 in the morning! I didn't realize that!! Okay! Bed now!

Later and enjoy, hopefully I didn't lose all my readers (did)

Chapter 2: Fanatical fangirl fantasies?

Kaiba pushed the silver tab down on the toilet. He sat down slowly on the lid of it. He… didn't really… grasp anything at the moment. His mind buzzed yet blurred at the same time.

What… what had he just read?

Fictionist crap? Fanatical fangirl fantasies? What, what was that?

"Lies… all lies…" He stood up quickly. He didn't want to think about it, he had more important things to think about. Yes.. More important things.

Like…

Giving up he found himself in the kitchen, head buried in the fridge.

Monday came as usual. Creeping its way around the weekend, taking teenagers and overworked adults by surprise.

Jounouchi drug his feet along the ground. Monday Monday. The evil.

"Ah! I'm glad to be back to school-"

Jounouchi gave Yuugi the most appalled look imaginable. Yuugi was silent for a moment. He laughed.

"Its not that bad Jou, its-"

"Its evil Yuug! Don't even try to deny it! Evil!"

"Why is it so evil?" Yuugi asked quietly.

"Don't know really…" Jou answered shortly. They both laughed.

Kaiba glanced at his watch again. Ring bell! Ring! Kaiba wasn't in the mood to wait. Although in the past, time before classes gave him time to do some paper work, having none, he was allowed some free time.

Free time to think, to think about things he rather not think about.

'Jou and… me? … Oh.. My.. good god, what did I dirty my eyes with?! Horrible disgusting pornographic.. OH GOD!'

He wanted to slam his head against the bricks. He was getting horrible mental images in his head. He didn't even know why he even read as much as he did. It was sick! Absolutely perverted! The most disgusting thing he had read in his life!

…and why was he thinking about it still?

Why was it at Jou was all that was on his mind now?

'…I'm going insane…'

He slammed his briefcase down on the cafeteria table. Just as he did so, the bell rung. Finally, something to distract him.

Its so short its a shame. BUT! I'm going to try NO IM GOING TO work on it more! I need some humor though… kinda depressed… OH WELL! WHO GIVES A NILLY???

Okay, I leave.

-Aera

Please review and I will update again I PROMISE!! (holds self to it…with a knife)