Disclaimer: I still do not own pokemon or FF7. If I did, I would be very
happy, but no. They belong to Game Freak and Squaresoft. Lucky them. Hey! I
found a quarter! ~Smiles~
Last Chapter: Everyone went to the Chocobo farm, were they got the chocobo lure Materia to draw chocobos to them. When they got some, they crossed the marshes known to have deadly monsters know as Midgar Zoloms. With the help of the chocobos, they got to the Mythril Mines, were Elena, the new Turk member, accidentally told them that Sephiroth was headed towards Junon Harbor. Now that is their new destination, but will it have any results?
Note: 65 bottles of pop on the wall, 65 bottles of pop, you take one down, pass it around, 64 bottles of pop on the wall. 64 bottles of pop on the wall, 64 bottles of pop. . .
~ooOOoo~
Chapter 10: Embarrassing Phone Call
Right before they entered Junon, to Ash's embarrassment, his vidphone started ringing to the tone of lambchop's play along, 'this is the song that never ends'. Ash hit the on button and saw his mom's face appear on the screen.
"Um, hi mom." He said. By now everybody had stopped and were listening in on the conversation.
"Hello Ash! I haven't heard from you in a while! What have you been up to?" Delia's smiling face asked.
"Um, not much. I got caught by Shinra, saved by my friends. When I want, I can have these wings come on my back and my eyes turn red along with other stuff. I have a tail too. That's a little weird. Err, now we are all traveling to Junon after this psycho named Sephrioth. He's creepy. Umm, well, does that tell you anything?"
"Yes. My you have been busy. So you have been traveling?"
"Yes mom"
"Did you pack plenty of you-know-whats?"
Everyone in the background began to snicker and laugh at that, and Ash's face turned as red as a tomato.
"Y-yes mom"
"Good. Now, remember, don't do anything you will regret, remember to brush your teeth and remember to keep the toilet seat down!"
"MOM!"
"Ok, ok. Be good honey! And take care of your friends. I know you can."
"Don't worry mom. I will."
"Alright Ash, Next time you call me, and don't get yourself killed! And stay away from that bastard Hojo!"
"How do you know Hojo?"
"He was the one who chased me down. Twisted bastard. Oh, sorry Ash, excuse my language."
"That's ok."
"Well alright. By Sweetie!"
"By mom"
~Click~
Now the laughter was very loud. Instinctively, Ash picked up a rock and tossed it. It hit Brock on the head, knocking him out, but they continued to laugh anyway.
"Do you got your you-know-whats Ash? Are they all clean?" Misty mocked.
"Remember to keep the toilet seat down Ash!" Cloud chocked out between laughs.
"Oh come on guys! That was my mom! What do you expect? I bet your moms would do the exact same thing!" Ash shouted red faced.
"Maybe, but thankfully they are not here!" Aeries laughed.
"You have to admit, it was rather amusing" Red said, a feline smile on his face.
Ash sighed defeated. Why did he have to have such weird friends? (Cause I make them weird!)
"Come on guys, we're almost there. Lay off until then."
They all said they would, but that didn't stop them from laughing every once in a while to the great disappointment of Ash.
Finally they got to the town. It was murky, cold, and dark. There was a beach near by, and they headed down to that. There, there was a little girl playing with a dolphin. When she noticed them, she started calling them Shinra troops and backed up, spraining her ankle on a rock and falling into the water. As if things weren't bad enough, a giant, bony water serpent flew over. It gave a shriek and charged them.
"Oh Shit!"
Next Chapter: Junon Harbor. Second top base next to Midgar for the Shinra. Known worldly for having the most powerful man made cannon, the Sister Ray. One of the most crowded areas. What about the serpent? Will they ever find Sephiroth? And what about Rufus? Find out next chapter on Poke Fantasy 7!
Note: Ya know, I really do swear a lot in this story. Oh well, it PG-13! Hahahahahahahhaha! . . . Ok, that was a little weird, but it's early in the morning. I'm half asleep and I've had no breakfast. What do you expect? Eh, at least I'm going to the beach soon. That'll surely wake me up . . . I hope . . . ? God, my dad's yelling about something about beach towels. Why the hell would I know where they are? I may be a blue dragon, but I sure as hell don't like water. Die water, die! I only like showers, everything else can go ahead and evaporate. . . . Yep, I'm brain dead. Well, um, ~yawn~ until next time.
28 bottles of pop on the wall, 28 bottles of pop. . .
~
Darkholyknight: I would really like it if you helped me out. That would be nice.
Blue Dragon
Last Chapter: Everyone went to the Chocobo farm, were they got the chocobo lure Materia to draw chocobos to them. When they got some, they crossed the marshes known to have deadly monsters know as Midgar Zoloms. With the help of the chocobos, they got to the Mythril Mines, were Elena, the new Turk member, accidentally told them that Sephiroth was headed towards Junon Harbor. Now that is their new destination, but will it have any results?
Note: 65 bottles of pop on the wall, 65 bottles of pop, you take one down, pass it around, 64 bottles of pop on the wall. 64 bottles of pop on the wall, 64 bottles of pop. . .
~ooOOoo~
Chapter 10: Embarrassing Phone Call
Right before they entered Junon, to Ash's embarrassment, his vidphone started ringing to the tone of lambchop's play along, 'this is the song that never ends'. Ash hit the on button and saw his mom's face appear on the screen.
"Um, hi mom." He said. By now everybody had stopped and were listening in on the conversation.
"Hello Ash! I haven't heard from you in a while! What have you been up to?" Delia's smiling face asked.
"Um, not much. I got caught by Shinra, saved by my friends. When I want, I can have these wings come on my back and my eyes turn red along with other stuff. I have a tail too. That's a little weird. Err, now we are all traveling to Junon after this psycho named Sephrioth. He's creepy. Umm, well, does that tell you anything?"
"Yes. My you have been busy. So you have been traveling?"
"Yes mom"
"Did you pack plenty of you-know-whats?"
Everyone in the background began to snicker and laugh at that, and Ash's face turned as red as a tomato.
"Y-yes mom"
"Good. Now, remember, don't do anything you will regret, remember to brush your teeth and remember to keep the toilet seat down!"
"MOM!"
"Ok, ok. Be good honey! And take care of your friends. I know you can."
"Don't worry mom. I will."
"Alright Ash, Next time you call me, and don't get yourself killed! And stay away from that bastard Hojo!"
"How do you know Hojo?"
"He was the one who chased me down. Twisted bastard. Oh, sorry Ash, excuse my language."
"That's ok."
"Well alright. By Sweetie!"
"By mom"
~Click~
Now the laughter was very loud. Instinctively, Ash picked up a rock and tossed it. It hit Brock on the head, knocking him out, but they continued to laugh anyway.
"Do you got your you-know-whats Ash? Are they all clean?" Misty mocked.
"Remember to keep the toilet seat down Ash!" Cloud chocked out between laughs.
"Oh come on guys! That was my mom! What do you expect? I bet your moms would do the exact same thing!" Ash shouted red faced.
"Maybe, but thankfully they are not here!" Aeries laughed.
"You have to admit, it was rather amusing" Red said, a feline smile on his face.
Ash sighed defeated. Why did he have to have such weird friends? (Cause I make them weird!)
"Come on guys, we're almost there. Lay off until then."
They all said they would, but that didn't stop them from laughing every once in a while to the great disappointment of Ash.
Finally they got to the town. It was murky, cold, and dark. There was a beach near by, and they headed down to that. There, there was a little girl playing with a dolphin. When she noticed them, she started calling them Shinra troops and backed up, spraining her ankle on a rock and falling into the water. As if things weren't bad enough, a giant, bony water serpent flew over. It gave a shriek and charged them.
"Oh Shit!"
Next Chapter: Junon Harbor. Second top base next to Midgar for the Shinra. Known worldly for having the most powerful man made cannon, the Sister Ray. One of the most crowded areas. What about the serpent? Will they ever find Sephiroth? And what about Rufus? Find out next chapter on Poke Fantasy 7!
Note: Ya know, I really do swear a lot in this story. Oh well, it PG-13! Hahahahahahahhaha! . . . Ok, that was a little weird, but it's early in the morning. I'm half asleep and I've had no breakfast. What do you expect? Eh, at least I'm going to the beach soon. That'll surely wake me up . . . I hope . . . ? God, my dad's yelling about something about beach towels. Why the hell would I know where they are? I may be a blue dragon, but I sure as hell don't like water. Die water, die! I only like showers, everything else can go ahead and evaporate. . . . Yep, I'm brain dead. Well, um, ~yawn~ until next time.
28 bottles of pop on the wall, 28 bottles of pop. . .
~
Darkholyknight: I would really like it if you helped me out. That would be nice.
Blue Dragon