Disclaimer: ME NO OWN LORD OF THE RINGS. ME NO OWN FRIENDS. Wait, I have friends, but I don't own them. Got that? Don't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail either.

Watch Out Middle Earth

You find our group of teens in their large suite that Gwindor had hooked them up with. The walls were white, and there was a large balcony. There was one large bed, but scattered on the floor were a few sleeping bags, and random blankets. Yes, 6 people slept in this room. However, five of this people were home, and all were asleep…until…

*SLAM* Shili slams the door shut, as she returns.

D'elph rolls over in his sleeping bag and mutters "Shili's home…"

"GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS!!!" Shili shouted at the top of her lungs. She then had a pillow thrown at her head. In attempt to duck, she stumbled over herself, and landed on the floor. The owner of the pillow was laughing.

"Hahaha…so what's the news? You've been out all night with your cousin, and…uh oh. What DID happen??" Radiion asked. Thoughts of incest race through her mind.

Everyone else was slowly but surely waking up. Except for D'elph…but you'll see what happens to him soon.

"Well, Legolas took me to Aragorn's throne, and Gandalf was there too. They were looking for people to go on a quest. So I volunteered us all for certain doom!!" She said proudly.

"o0o0o….certain doom." Everyone ('cept D'elph) said.

"Sounds good. When do we leave??" Ereon asked, ready to kick some butt.

"Umm….I'm not sure. When Gandalf comes and makes us leave?" said Shili.

"That works." She said.

"Ok, so what are we questing for?" Mellaquiimm asked.

"THE HOLY GRAIL!?!" Ereon shouted.

"OMG THE HOLY GRAIL!" they all shouted.

"No no no, wrong story." Shili said.

"Sorry…reaction…then what could be as important as THE HOLY GRAIL that we are questing for?" asked Ereon.

"Uh…I don't know that one either. Gandalf says he's not even sure if he's gonna need us. He just wanted to assemble a crew, just in case." Shili said.

"Don't you know anything about this thing except for the fact that we all may DIE?!" Arallahmenorah asked.

"Nope." Shili said simply.

"Oh ok, that works." Arallahmenorah said.

*snores*

Everyone turns their head to see D'elph, still sleeping.

"I wanna do it!" Shili shouted. Then she ran over to his sleeping bag, gets inside, and starts poking him rapidly. "Wake up!!"

D'elph moans. "Alright…I'm getting up, I'm getting up…" he said. Shili was still in his sleeping bad...vulnerable to attack. He then began tickling her, and she started laughing a squirming around. Shili's very ticklish you know. 

"mmmHMM." Mellaquiimm stood next to them tapping on foot impatiently.

Shili quickly jumps out of D'elph's sleeping bag. "What? We weren't doing anything."

 Arallahmenorah, Radiion, and Ereon are giggling in the corner.

"Hehehe…and they said they didn't like each other…"

"…maybe we should let them have some alone time…" one suggested.

"You guys! Not cool!" Shili protested.

"C'mon Mr. Smarty-pants narrator dude, tell the readers what's going on." Mellaquiimm ordered the narrator.

Shili and D'elph have had somewhat of a "thing" for each other for awhile, however they don't realize how obvious it is.

"Ok, enough of this. Wait a second. Why did you wake me up in the first place?" D'elph asked.

"Oh, well she only volunteered us all to go on a quest that could extremely alter, or even put an end to our lives." Arallahmenorah said.

"Again???"

Everyone nodded their head in compliance.

He sighed. "When do we leave?"

Just then Gandalf burst through the door.

"Ever hear of knocking there BUDDY? I could have been undressed!" Ereon said.

"Like that would bother you." Shili said.

"Good point." Ereon nodded.

Gandalf shakes off their antics. "IT'S TIME."

"O0o0o0o…time." They all said.

"Everyone pack your things as quickly as possible. I hope you have all had breakfast. *everyone shakes their head, but he still continues* There are several extraordinary horses awaiting you outside. You are all to make a serious of travels. Your first journey will be to Rohan. The King is will be expecting you. I will arrive there after you do, to give you further instructions. During each of your "stops" as we'll call them, you will pick up an addition to your party; however each addition will not stay for long; only to guide you through to your next destination. Do you all understand me?" He finished.

"Yes, but I still don't understand the whole point." Mellaquiimm said for everyone.

"You shall see." And with that, he was gone.

With this, no one said a word; which you may realize, is quite odd for this bunch. They all went about the room, gathering their things. Soon packed, they made their way to the front of Aragorn's castle. As was promised, there were 7 good steeds awaiting them. As the group prepared to examine the beasts for their choice companion, the horses began to walk towards them. A horse went up to each of the group, as if they had already been assigned. Or maybe, the horses are the ones that chose the riders.

"Hm. Well then." Ereon said to a gorgeous chestnut horse, topped with a star between his eyes. She looked at her horse and its name was imprinted on the saddle. It read: Aranel

"o0o pretty." Arallahmenorah's eyes became wide when she was confronted by a light bay stallion, with a blaze down the muzzle. She checked the saddle, and found Mahtan.

"Pick me a winner…" Mellaquiimm prayed with her eyes shut. When she opened them, in front of her stood a tall grey horse with a flowing mane. "Hehe yay!" she checks out the name. She finds Isil.

"Humph." D'elph stood patiently awaiting his turn. A tall, black young colt trotted up to him. "Hey, mine's all…happy." He checked for a name. "Orophin huh?" he begins a conversation with Orophin. This wasn't that unsuccessful, because Orophin neighed in reply to what he was saying.

"o0o." Radiion said to a dark roan horse. The horse neighed to her, and it sounded suspiciously like a "o0o"…as if mocking her. Tari was her name.

"My turn my turn my turn!" Merenwen whined. She was then shoved by a dark bay filly, accented with a thin blaze. "You don't have to shove I saw you. Maybe. Not really." The horses neighed at her remarks. She looks for the name…Enelya.

Then Gwindor comes running out of the castle, stumbling over himself as he tries to get his other boot on. "Is THAT what I'm left with??" He looks at a small, yet very fat white horse. "Celahir…great. Thanks."

"So where do we go first?" Merenwen asked.

"Gandalf said Rohan." Answered Radiion.

"Then Rohan it is!" says Arallahmenorah.

Without command, the horses began to gallop in the direction of Rohan. As Gandalf said, they were an extraordinary breed of horses. They made the riders actually look brave, and intelligent as they rode off. Oh yeah, that and they know how to get to everywhere in Middle Earth.

A/N Haha I LOVE YOU GUYZ! I didn't wanna put me and D'elph together, because then it would be all romancey. I just wanted it noted in the reader's mind that there is a "thing". I can't write romance. Although I've never tried…but anyways, it's more fun without I think. What do you guys think? How'd you like the rest of the chapter? For all who've flamed this story, and may still be reading it, am I getting better? I'M SO SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OUT RADIION!