Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR. I don't own my friends. Maybe D'elph though. *evil laughter*

Watch Out Middle Earth: Tents

"Are we there yet?" asks Gwindor.

"No."

"How 'bout now?"

"No."

"Are we there yet now?? "

"NO!"

"I've gotta go potty…"

"…."

"I'm hungry…"

"Yeah me too. Let's stop for awhile. Does anyone know where we are?" Merenwen asked.

"Let's see…I think we're going the longer way around the mountains." Said Arallahmenorah.

"What makes you think that?" inquires Mellaquiimm.

"Because there's all the water." She points.

"Oh." Mellaquiimm says.

"So who's cooking?" D'elph draws attention to his stomach.

"Yeah…'cause I'm still hungry!" Gwindor becomes somewhat frustrated.

"Who brought food?" Ereon asks.

"Umm….maybe Gandalf put something in the saddle bags." Mellaquiimm said.

Everyone goes to check the saddle bags.

"YAY food!" Gwindor says. "LEMBAS!"

"Why did Gandalf pack us lembas??" asks Ereon. "Some cookies or something would have been good too…"

"Stupid lembas bread…" Merenwen said. She doesn't like lembas bread, but will tolerate it.

Everyone chows down for a little bit. Soon everyone was filled up on lembas bread.

"We should probably go soon huh?" Radiion nods towards the horses.

"Do we have to??" D'elph asks.

"Well, I s'pose we do. But it doesn't look like any one feels like it." Radiion said. Everyone nodded their head in agreement.

"We can't make camp just yet though. It's too early. Let's ride a little more, then we can stop and make camp." Arallahmenorah suggests.

Everyone reluctantly agrees, and mounts their horses, and they begin to ride.

"Does anyone want to swamp horses with me?" Gwindor asks. "Mine smells funny…"

Everyone ignores him. The scenery doesn't change much as they ride. They pass various patches of tall grass, the occasional dead-looking tree, hills, and mounds of rock. Soon the sun begins to set.

"CAMP TIME!!" Everyone shouted.

"Do we have tents?" Radiion asks optimistically.

"Um *she looks around* Yes. 3 of them." Answers Merenwen.

"I call Arallahmenorah as my tent buddy!" Radiion shouts

"YO QUIERO EREON!" Mellaquiimm screams. (Spanish subtitles: I WANT EREON!)

"I'm not sleeping in the same tent as Gwindor." Merenwen says.

"Neither am I!" D'elph says.

"Who needs tents?! You guys are all a bunch of PANSYS!" Gwindor says. "I'm sleeping under the stars baby!"

Merenwen whispers to the rest of the group. "He's just used to sleeping outdoors. His daddy made him sleep outside when he was a kid." Everyone giggles, and they set up their tents.

Mellaquiimm realizes that Merenwen and D'elph are going to sleep in the same tent. "Ok, let's lay down some tent rules, shall we??"

Everyone says ok, and they gather around in a small circle.

"No snoring"

Everyone nods.

"No hogging the blankets."

Everyone nods.

"No touchy touchy."

Everyone hesitantly nods.

"Pants stay on."

Everyone looks confused. The attention is drawn to D'elph and Merenwen.

"So this is what the "tent rules" were for!" Radiion said.

Merenwen kind of blushes. D'elph looks somewhat dazed. The thought didn't even cross their minds.

"Liar!" Radiion says to the narrator.

Hey, it's what they're thinking! I'm the narrator! I'm like GOD.

"Oh fine." She surrenders.

Everyone goes into their assigned tents. "Night ya'll!" Ereon shouts.

"Good sleep!" Mellaquiimm replies.

"PG13 dreams!" Radiion shouts.

"G'nite!" Merenwen yells.

"Nite!" D'elph says.


"Sleepy time!" Arallahmenorah yells.

"Bah humbug" Gwindor grumbles.

~In the Radiion/Arallahmenorah tent~

"I don't think it was the best idea to have those two in the same tent…" Arallahmenorah said.

"Ah, just let it go. They can take care of themselves. And if Shili gets pregnant, I wanna play with it!" Radiion says.

~In the Mellaquiimm/Ereon tent~

"Go Shili, go shili, go shili. Getting some…" Ereon says.

"Oh, shut up." Mellaquimm replies.

~In the D'elph/Shili tent~

*snores*

END!

A/N Hehehe. NOTHING happened!! YAY! But then again, you can ponder how they where sleeping. Either way, they were asleep. Besides that, this is just a transitional chapter. That's my excuse for it being so short. REVIEW PEAS!