Watch Out Middle Earth! – Getting There
So off they rode with very little conversation.
"My butt hurts..." complained Gwindor.
"Well your face is killing me...HA!" Mellaquiimm laughed at him.
"Shut up you." Gwindor attempted to shakeher off.
"Make me." Mellaquiimm wasn't giving up that easy.
"You don't want none of this!" Gwindor bluffed.
"Don't make me hurt you!" Mellaquiimm shouted.
"You won't you won't!!" Gwindor tempted her.
"Watch me!!!"
She gets off her horse and begins wrestling on the ground with Gwindor. She won. Gwindor shut up...for about a good 20 minutes...
A good twenty minutes later...
"Are we there yet???"
"Not again...please not again..." Ereon begged.
"I've gotta use the potty!" Gwindor whined.
"Any one bring duck tape???" Arallahmenorah's eyes grew wide with her hope that someone brought some.
"Well actually..." Radiion pulls some duck tape out of her saddle bag.
"GET HIM!!" Shili shouted. Gwindor's mouth was soon duck taped, and everyone was much happier for the remainder of the ride.
As dusk approached, they saw the castle in the distance.
"Yay! We're almost there! Yippee!" Shili yelled.
"Yeah...I noticed the narrator didn't mention that it's the very distance." Nalvia started. "We've still got a ways to go."
"Oh, stop raining on my para-"she stops as the rain begins pouring down on them. "Great. I blame this on you."
"Hahahaha.."Nalvia laughed.
Gwindor begins squirming around as if in pain, and he tries to screech out something. D'elph hesitantly removes the duck tape.
"I'm melting! I'm meeellllltiiiiiiiinggg!!!" Gwindor, no longer covered in ant bites, screeched.
"Oh shut up." Mellaquiimm smacked him upside his head. "Duck tape him again!!"
"Yessir!" Radiion goes to duck tape Gwindor's big mouth yet again.
"Nooo! Not again!! I'll be good! I SWEAR!!" Gwindor pleaded with them.
"Umm...ok! But you havta be good, and not bother us." Ereon said. "Or ELSE." She glances over at Mellaquiimm who is making menacing faces at Gwindor.
"Yippee!" Everyone said, excited that Gwindor was going to shut up, and Gwindor because he wasn't going to get duck taped again.
"Umm....can we hurry up here a bit though??" Gwindor asks. "Getting' a lil wet over here!"
Actually they were all soaking wet...the rain was coming down pretty hard. They soon entered the city walls, and were at the castle. They were greeted by Eowyn.
"Welcome! You all sure took your time getting here. Gandalfhas been waiting patientlyforyou in the hall." She said.
Gandalf sat at a table to the side of the great hall. As soon as we entered, he stood up and bid us to sit with him.
"I believe it is now safe to tell you all what is going on here. However, I cannot give very many details, because I have yet to learn them myself. Now, pay attention, and I don't want a word from you until I have finished." He addressed them.
Everyone nodded. "Alrighty." Gwindor said.
"Not a word!" Gandalf scolded.
"Oops. Sorry. Everyone glares at him Ok! I'll shut up now!!"
"Once more there has been a great evil slowly engulfing our land. You can see it in the nature around us. Crops have been mysterious dying, trees have begun to lose their foliage when it is not of season, long droughts have been followed with days of fierce rain. You have not begun to notice any of these phenomenons yet, because it is occuring in the north, and slowly travelling. This may only be stage one of the siege that is to lay upon our land."
"But who's doing this??...and what do you mean this 'may only be stage one'??" Mellaquiimm interogated.
"Slow down now, dear Mellaquiimm. As it turns out, the creature Gollum was not alone in those caves. In the mountains dwells a wizard much like myself. Only this wizard was excommunitcated a very long time ago. He was banished from society when he was found guilty of treason and pursuit of radical ideas. He had good intentions, yet his ideas were quite farfetched. He wanted there to be a single ruler over Middle Earth. Just one great and powerful King. He conspired against all the kings of that time, and tried to prove that they were incapable of ruling. If he could not do so, the ruler would mysteriously vanish. A few loyal followers of the vanished kings followed him one day, because they were suspicious of his doings. By nightfall they had followed him to an old, seemingly harmless cabin in Fangorn Forest. They waited before they searched the cabin until he left the next morning. Inside, they found ordinary things such as books, a table and chairs, pots and pans, and a fireplace. Nothing seemed out of order. On their way out, one of the men stumbled on the carpet near the door, uplifting the carpet from its spot on the floor. As he went to correct it, he noticed that under the carpet, was a door. He called the other two men, and all three of them proceeded down a curved flight of stairs. It was not long until they got to the bottom of the stairs. Then, they followed a long dark tunnel. One man carried a torch, the other two had their swords at the ready. They came to a large room, filled with cages. Inside these cages, they found their missing rulers. There was also a small table and chair set near the center of the square jail. On it, they found the wizard's diary, complete with confessions of his guilt, and his plans for the future. The men freed the kings, and that wizard washunted, banished, and forgottened."
A/N...not a very good place to leave a story, I know, but it's all I've got for now. I obviously decided to change the plot. I hope you like it. Review guys!