Bulma went up to her room after 'Vegeta the douche' had dropped her off, "GOD I HATE HIM!!!" she yelled so loudly that her parents heard her from downstairs of C.C.
Vegeta's dreams…
Him and Bulma are in a lake standing under a waterfall, her looking like Jessica Simpson and he like Nick Lachey (I mean like Nick, the same tattoos on his back, his hair is dyed sort of blonde, and cut a little shorter, AND is Nick's same height) They're singing some pop romantic song.
Vegeta's alarm went off, "WOW, that was a pointless dream." What the fuck is wrong with me? Next I'll be dreaming our Justin/ Britney break up His eyes bugged out at what he just thought. Ok memo to me; erase out of my mind anything that could be found in a Seventeen magazine
He brushed his teeth and hopped into the shower, "Your skin upon my skin…" could be heard from his bathroom.
As Vegeta drove to school he was super pissed. "GODDAMN what is wrong with me?!" "I know what I'll do, I'll just beat a couple of Bakas asses then I'll restore my manhood!"
He glanced over at the passenger seat as if his 'manhood' would be in the car riding next to him. But instead he found something that made him feel worst… a stick of lip gloss!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He squealed until he arrived at school and jumped out of his car trying to get away from the evil girl gloss. He found Kakarot and the rest of the nitwits at their table.
"Hey Veggie!" Goku happily greeted.
"WHAT!? IT'S NOT MINE! I DON'T WEAR LIPGLOSS!" Vegeta tweaked out at the poor confused teenager. While everyone at the table and walking by stared. Goku put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder.
"Vegeta have you been sniffing your dog again?"
Vegeta immediately jumped at the goof in front of him, and proceeded to beat the crap out of him, or at least tried to.
"I'm a man!" Vegeta yelled out as he threw a punch, everyone rushed toward the boys to find out what's going on. Goku then stopped messing around and really stared at the crazy short guy in front of him.
"Ok… NOW I'm serious, WHAT are you on?"
Vegeta then noticed the circle that had formed around him.
"Mind your own business!" Everybody scattered knowing that Vegeta did not make empty threats. He pulled 'Kakarot' somewhere where no one could hear them.
"Kakarot… I'm turning into a WOMAN!"
Goku starred at Vegeta, not understanding (What's new) "What!?"
"Yeah I had a Nick Lachey dream" He slumped down his shoulder in a Vegeta dramatic effect.
"Ahhh, Don't worry about it…" Goku waved him off, "I have dreams about you all the time and I don't worry" He left the speechless (for once) boy behind him.
Another Memo to me; never sit next to Kakarot again
Note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've gotten into some deep shit lately, but I'll update more now, and sorry I did something stupid and I lost the few reviews that I had because I'm a retard so please give me reviews people, I need them.
Vegeta's dreams…
Him and Bulma are in a lake standing under a waterfall, her looking like Jessica Simpson and he like Nick Lachey (I mean like Nick, the same tattoos on his back, his hair is dyed sort of blonde, and cut a little shorter, AND is Nick's same height) They're singing some pop romantic song.
Vegeta's alarm went off, "WOW, that was a pointless dream." What the fuck is wrong with me? Next I'll be dreaming our Justin/ Britney break up His eyes bugged out at what he just thought. Ok memo to me; erase out of my mind anything that could be found in a Seventeen magazine
He brushed his teeth and hopped into the shower, "Your skin upon my skin…" could be heard from his bathroom.
As Vegeta drove to school he was super pissed. "GODDAMN what is wrong with me?!" "I know what I'll do, I'll just beat a couple of Bakas asses then I'll restore my manhood!"
He glanced over at the passenger seat as if his 'manhood' would be in the car riding next to him. But instead he found something that made him feel worst… a stick of lip gloss!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He squealed until he arrived at school and jumped out of his car trying to get away from the evil girl gloss. He found Kakarot and the rest of the nitwits at their table.
"Hey Veggie!" Goku happily greeted.
"WHAT!? IT'S NOT MINE! I DON'T WEAR LIPGLOSS!" Vegeta tweaked out at the poor confused teenager. While everyone at the table and walking by stared. Goku put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder.
"Vegeta have you been sniffing your dog again?"
Vegeta immediately jumped at the goof in front of him, and proceeded to beat the crap out of him, or at least tried to.
"I'm a man!" Vegeta yelled out as he threw a punch, everyone rushed toward the boys to find out what's going on. Goku then stopped messing around and really stared at the crazy short guy in front of him.
"Ok… NOW I'm serious, WHAT are you on?"
Vegeta then noticed the circle that had formed around him.
"Mind your own business!" Everybody scattered knowing that Vegeta did not make empty threats. He pulled 'Kakarot' somewhere where no one could hear them.
"Kakarot… I'm turning into a WOMAN!"
Goku starred at Vegeta, not understanding (What's new) "What!?"
"Yeah I had a Nick Lachey dream" He slumped down his shoulder in a Vegeta dramatic effect.
"Ahhh, Don't worry about it…" Goku waved him off, "I have dreams about you all the time and I don't worry" He left the speechless (for once) boy behind him.
Another Memo to me; never sit next to Kakarot again
Note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've gotten into some deep shit lately, but I'll update more now, and sorry I did something stupid and I lost the few reviews that I had because I'm a retard so please give me reviews people, I need them.