(*smiles* I guess I made it too obvious. About 8 people participated in which one was Ron, and 7 said "Winner" Ron. Well, they were right. *grins* Ah well, I wanted you guys to figure it out, and you did, so alls well that ends well. I shan't tell you what else I decided from the reviews because, well because that would be telling my plot. But I'd like to thank all my reviewers, and one in particular (Silver Bullet Girl-lolz, you rock!), and also those of you who gave me ideas and offered their support. Muchas gracias.

Just a few needed replies:

BuckNC: *grins* Yes, I know Polyjuice wears off after an hour, but as it states in chapter…*looks back* Aha! As it states in Chapter 7, Krum, being trained in the dark arts, knew how to make it last for 2 days after adding some ingredients. I have no idea whether this is possible or not, but as it states in the site name, it is fiction. *smiles again* And your idea…interesting…but if it were that easy, Hermione would've thought about it already. And if you ask Professor Snape, I doubt that there's an antidote, other wise, in 2nd year, Hermione would've been as right as rain after taking it, but she had to wait a while. So, in answer to your idea-no. lolz, no offense. Thanks so much for reviewing, you have no idea what it meant to me!

Angel St. James: *grins* I praise your fabulous ideas. Great job, and thanks for reviewing! I agree on your part and would love to use the Twins for some evil questioning.

Silver Bullet Girl: Since you reviewed about 5 times, I decided I needed to reply. *smiles* One, no, I'm not a Scot. I am an American, *grins* and I'm highly sarcastic. It's my sense of humor. Or lack thereof. Two, dude, no. Lay off my penguin. He lives across MY street! *sticks out tongue* Three, I'm glad you enjoyed the short chapters. Yes, my attention span is about as small as yours. So be thankful for the long chapters too! *grins again* Four, I'm glad I made you think about some stuff. *smiles* And five, I'll happily obey your order, here's another chapter!

triniroo: Thanks for the review, and I agree most heavily. Ron isn't that thick to mention those out loud. He wouldn't be that mean. I'm glad you caught that. So far, you're the only one!

randi-jean-w: *grins* I like that idea. I like it a lot. But I doubt the 'Real' Ron would let her go through with it! He hates the thought of even letting Krum near Hermione, but I will use it…somewhere….*grins* Thanks for reviewing, you're the best!

Destiny Amberly Weasley: I agree. Ginny DEFINITELY needs to be brought in. Great job, and thanks for reviewing!

Raigeki: Ginny's a monkey? *stares* That's a new one on me. Lolz. I'm still bringing her in though. *blushes* Yah, I know. Tasks should be wholly my ideas. I'm just so blocked up right now, so I hope you enjoy this chapter.

CountessKathleen: *crows* Conundrum! I love that word! I haven't heard it in such a long time, but you rock! I don't mind that you don't have any ideas, that word was enough! *grins* Thanks so much for reviewing, you rock.

And lastly:

Rosemage77: Laur, if you review like that one more time, and don't even criticize, I'm going to take you off my favorite author's list and review the next chapter on your fic with a flame. So there! :-P But seriously, you're a Draco/Hermione shipper, why would you even like my Ron/Hermione fluff? And please, don't squeal in my ear again when you read this chapter, I know it's fluff, you don't need to tell me. *grins* Just kidding Laur. I just hope you enjoy this chapter. You rock my socks, but remember, Lent not unto him who wears no pants in January!

I'd like this chapter to be dedicated to my muse and all of my betas! So thank you Swizzle (who is a cat {mine}), Laur (Rosemage77), and Tess (Tessyboos) and Becca G, one of my BFF's.

This chapter is also dedicated to anyone and everyone who reviewed and/or gave ideas. Whether they were used or not, you guys all rock and I couldn't do this without you guys. I luv ya all!

Oh, and one reviewer e-mailed me about a joke I made in one chapter while replying to a reviewer. Now, I, Avery and that reviewer are the Official-Self-Appointed Anti-Cho-League of the Land of Krum Who? If you would like to join, let me know. *grins* And if you keep wondering why I'm refering to that 'reviewer' as 'That reviewer', it's because I deleted the e-mail and forgot her name. *blushes* So, if you'd kindly e-mail me again, I will set up the hierarchy of the Anti-Cho-League. *smiles*

Now…without further ado…Chapter 9 of

Krum Who? (OOO! I rhymed!)

The two Rons' sat in opposite corners, glaring holes in one another's heads. Harry sighed. He just wanted Hermione to get up so that they could figure this whole mess out. Unfortunately, the first girl to come down the staircase, was not Hermione, but was, in fact, Ginny.

Harry didn't need to be able to read minds to tell that this sight before her confused her. It was written all over her face. He sighed. This day could not get-no, wait. If he said it couldn't get worse, it most likely would. He turned to Ginny.

"Hey Gin! What's up?" Ginny turned to Harry, surprisingly calm.

"Nothing much Harry. Just wondering why there's TWO SETS OF MY BROTHER SITTING ON OPPOSITE CORNERS OF THE ROOM-WHEN LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE WAS STILL ONLY ONE!!!" She yelled. Harry winced.

"Well, you see…that can be explained quite easily. If you'll just sit down I'll explain." Ginny glared, but sat down.

"This better be good." Harry sighed (AN: He seems to be doing that a lot…I wonder why.) and sat down opposite of her.

"It is. Oh trust me. It is."

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Hermione woke, stretching and yawning widely. She slipped into a bathrobe and pulled her hair back into a messy bun. She yawned again and started down the stairs, all the while murmuring to herself, "I don't want to do this. I don't want to be here. I just want to cuddle up with Ron and watch Ginny trounce Harry at chess. That's all." She clutched the ratty bathrobe around her and made it all the way down the stairs.

That was when she saw Ginny staring at Harry. He seemed to be telling her what had gone on last night. Hermione walked over to them wincing as she recollected all that had occurred. She really did not want to be there. But if she ever wanted Ron back, she would have to go through with it.

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Ron's POV

I glared at Krum, wishing my hand was still pounding into his face. Do you want to know why?

For starters, he kissed Hermione. That in itself is a crime worthy of death. Number two on my list would have to be impersonating me. Yup. That's another fatal crime. Three would probably have to be the fact that besides just impersonating me, he has the gumption to lie straight to Hermione's face. And last, but certainly not least, he called Hermione a-a-a-a…I don't want to say it. But you know. That. That comment was worth raising him from the dead (after killing him 3 times) and cutting off his-breathe Ron! Breathe. Breathing is your friend. Just keep breathing.

I glared murderously over at Krum, breathing heavily through my nose, trying not to jump up and rip his throat out and bash it over a chair. Or better yet, do was Zeus did to Prometheus. I grin at this thought. Zeus punished Prometheus, who gave men fire, by chaining him in a desert and allowing eagles to eat his spleen. Every night Zeus regrew his spleen and everyday, eagles would eat it again. He knew unending torture. I see this as suitable punishment. It was either this or chopping off- whoo! Getting mad. Must remember to breathe.

Breathe Ron. Breathe.

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(Whelp, there you go. A bit of comic relief and now Ginny knows about the double duo's dilemma. *grins* I'm working on the next chapter and I apologize if I missed you in the review thanks. This chapter has been sitting here for a few weeks, waiting to be written. It had all the thanks up, but no actual chapter…so…whatever. At least it's out.

Did you enjoy the part about Zeus and Prometheus? I did. I enjoyed that myth, though I felt horrible for Prometheus. I mean, he just gave humans the gift of fire. Nothing HUGE…like the internet or anything. Or chocolate. Nothing major. Just fire. *grins*

Of course I didn't tell you about how Hope was part of Pandora's box, whose job it was to tell us pretty little lies to keep us going. Or that Pandora and Prometheus were married. Or the fact that Prometheus didn't just give us fire, he stole it from heaven. *grins* I LOVE myths. Though I really know absolutely nothing about them. Nothing at all. Just this much.

Please read and review, I'd appreciate it.

~The Sage)