(MY GOD!!! It's been like forever, and I know that. If you bothered to check my profile, I was on hiatus because I needed some help and time away from writing. I, of course, ignored the doctor's orders and wrote constantly. But of course, not on this story. Lolz. I wrote mostly poems. A lot about suicide. Which is amazing, because I'm the least depressed person you'll ever meet.

*shrugs* I know you don't want to hear me blather on and on about ME, you want to hear about IckyVicky, Cute and ProtectiveRon, FlusteredHermione, ComfortingHarry and WorriedGinny. And perhaps a few more visitors….

*evil smile*

Here it is:

Krum Who? Chapter 10

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"So let me get this straight. We have two Rons. One is Ron. The other is Viktor Krum. We have no idea which is which. Krum has brewed a polyjuice potion. You've realized that this potion lasts 2 days approximately, but you've no idea how much he has in store. So, in conclusion. We're doomed until either we figure out who is who, or until Krum runs out of polyjuice potion."

Ginny was pacing across the common room, her hands folded behind her back, biting her lip. She was trying to understand it all and take it all in, while making sure she had all the facts right. Unfortunately, she did.

"Basically, yes." Hermione said, sitting on the couch, her knees tucked under her chin.

The two Ron's were on opposite sides of the room, one was staring out the window, the other was sleeping. Harry breathed a sigh of relief. At least they weren't trying to kill each other any more. He turned to his distressed girlfriend. She was looking more and more panicked by the second and looked as though she was wearing a dent in the floor. He stood up and gathered her in his arms.

"Don't worry Gin. We'll figure something out. We'll just have to take this one step at a time." Harry soothed, kissing her forehead. Ginny smiled slightly and sat down on the couch, Harry beside her.

"Well," she began, "I think that first, we should name the Rons. Or at least make them wear something different, so we can call one Ron 1 and the other Ron 2." She stood up and walked up the boys staircase. Hermione didn't ask how she knew which door was Ron and Harry's dormitory, but she had a pretty good idea. Ginny came down moments later holding a light blue shirt and a green shirt. She strode over to the Ron who was sleeping and kicked him in the side.

"Oof!" the Ron said and rolled over. Ginny stuck the blue shirt in front of his nose.

"It matches your eyes anyways. You are now Ron 1." Ron 1 took the shirt dutifully and placed it beside him. He pulled off his shirt and then pulled the new blue one on. He stayed silent, but it was obvious his insides were in turmoil. Ginny walked over to the other Ron and stuck out the hand that held the green shirt.

"You always looked good in green." she said as he took the shirt. "You're now Ron 2." Ron 2 took the shirt and pulled it on over his long-sleeved white one. Ginny sat back down between Harry and Hermione on the couch and bit her lip. "That can be very emotionally wearing. I think we need backup." Harry's eyes widened.

"Backup? But we can't tell anyone at school!" Hermione's eyes widened too, but this time in understanding.

"Ah, but these people aren't at school any longer, are they?" Ginny grinned.

"It'll only take a second. They finally set up the Floo Network so that their fireplace is connected." Ginny took out a pouch of Floo Powder that was hidden behind a stone in the fireplace. She took some and called into the fire, "Gred and Forge's Burrow!" Ginny stuck her head in and they could hear a one-sided conversation, but soon, two bodies shot out of the fireplace and onto the floor. When they saw Harry and Hermione, both Fred and George jumped off, dusted the soot off each other and grinned.

"Hello Honorary-Weasleys!"

"Ginny's told us that-"

"Ron's got himself into-"

"A spot of trouble."

"So what is it this time?"

"Another acid pop?"

"Spiders?"

"He and 'Mione, here, having troubles?" George looked over at Fred on this one and looked dubious.

"That's doubtful. They're the perfect couple." Fred nodded in agreement, but Harry interrupted them.

"Actually, that's precisely the problem." George gaped and stared at Hermione, who was biting her lip and looking more and more pale by the second.

"Okay, I'm assuming it was Ron's fault. Where is the stupid prat?!" George cried and spotted the Ron wearing the green shirt. (2) He strode over to him and hauled him up by the shirt and started threatening. At that same moment, Fred spotted the Ron wearing the blue shirt (1) and strode over and began yelling at him.

Neither seemed to realize that their twin was on the other side of the room, yelling at an exact copy of the person they were yelling at. George finally stopped yelling and without looking over his shoulder, called over to Fred.

"What are you doing over there!? I could use some help disciplining our little brother!" Fred didn't look over his shoulder, and called back,

"What the hell are you talking about?! I'm the one who could use some help!" George and Fred both turned at the same moment and spotted the other holding a replica of the Ron that they were holding. At the same time they both yelled and jumped backwards. They turned to the slightly amused Ginny.

"What the-"

"Bloody hell-"

"Is going on here?!-" they cried, still finishing each other's sentences without knowing it. Ginny sighed.

"Ah. Therein lies a story." (50 house points to the person who can tell me what book that's from, and 70 points to the person who can say who said it, and then 120 house points to the person who can tell me what kind of 'creature' the person who said it was!!!)

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"WHAT!?!" cried Fred and George in unison. They stared at the two Rons, both of which were nursing injuries from their run-ins with the Terrible Twosome. George stood and glared at the Ron at the window.

"You there! What's your full name?" Ron 2 smiled and called back,

"Ronald Billius Weasley!" George looked satisfied and turned to the other Ron and called,

"Oy you there! When's your birthday?" Ron 1 smiled also and called back,

"March 1st!" George hrumphed and slouched back down onto the couch and folded his arms in a mock pout.

"This is gonna take a while." he said and Fred nodded in agreement.

"A long while."

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Okay, maybe, possibly, perhaps, do you think, that if I post like…4 more chapters, we can get to 90 reviews? I hope so, that would be the best present I could ever truly receive.

Any ways. I apologize for the wait, but if any of you read my profile, you would see that I was on hiatus for about 3 weeks, trying to get my life sorted out.

I solved most of those problems, except a whole new bunch came along. (I have to find a confirmation dress, but I already picked my confirmation name…Naomi!!!! I lurve it. ^_^ I also have to catch up with my science hw, and try to pick a book to do a book report on. I've read more than enough books, but I hate doing the reports.)

But guess what?!!?!?!? I GOT PRINCIPAL'S LIST!!!! For those of you who don't know what that means, it's like better than Honor Roll and High Honor Roll. It's like the 'Smart Students Elite' basically. I've been getting it ever since I started Middle school, but I was so worried this semester!!!! I thank god. And you!

Anyways. Here are your thanks for reviewing:

Raigeki- I don't care if you have short reviews!!! Any reviews at all is perfect! Thanks so much for your support, you don't know how much that means to me!!

GryffindorGoddess28-Thanks so much for that correction!! I welcome all criticism, and yours was very helpful. I just love mythology, and I thank you so much for your help!!!! Great job, and thanks for reviewing!!!

Legofiance- yeah, I know, it was a bit short, but I was completely out of ideas then!! Now, my muse Galia has decided now is the time to help me out with some ideas, so just thank her!!! Thanks so much for your support. You rock!

Destiny Amberly Weasley- lolz! I always say that to my friends. It's like my quote. My friends spaz every other minute, and I always remind them to breathe. I'm glad I brought Ginny in too!!! I agree, I LOVE RON!!!! Thanks for you review, keep them up!!!! ^_^

Hermione-babE- well, since you reviewed so many times, I knew I had to say something!!! All your reviews were so awesome, I can't help but praise the ground you walk on!!! Lolz. Thanks so much, you don't know how much all of your reviews meant!!! ^_~

triniroo- lolz, tank you!!!! ^_^ I tried to make this chapter longer for you. I hope you liked it. I always need to tell my friends to 'breathe'! Otherwise, they might forget!! Lolz, jk, but thanks so much for reviewing!!! You rock my socks!!!

Yamile- lolz!!!! Violent, mucho grande!!! Lolz, a very funny review. Thanks sooooo much, and yes, Krum sucks almightily!!!! I hate Cho too!!! You are officially appointed the Secretary of the Anti-Cho league!!! Lolz, tanks for your review!!!

Nishat-here's your update!!! I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for reviewing!!!!! You completely rock my world!!!

Arwentheelf-I'm glad you liked the little myth addition to my story. Here's an update for you, and I hope you enjoy it!!! Thanks bunches for reviewing, luv ya!!! ^_~

*wipes sweat from brow* Phew!!! That was a lot of reviews!!! Thank you, all of you!!! I hope I didn't miss anyone. I luv you all.

Just a few announcements:

The next update might not be for another week or so, because I'm working on another story. 3 in fact!!

I'm now a proud member of Fictionpress.com and I would appreciate it if you checked out my stuff over there. It's all poems, but I would really like it if you guys just looked at it. I'm Keeper of the Plot Bunnie. (no s!)

Um, while you're over there at fictionpress.com please check out my favorite stories. One is by Dutch tulips, an amazingly good author of R/Hr fluff. (she's at fanfiction.net too!) and the other's by me and my friend Laur, it's called, In the Mind of the Beholder. I would appreciate it.

VERY IMPORTANT!!!! IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION I PUT INTO THE STORY, PLEASE PUT WHAT HOUSE YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN!!! THAT WAY I KNOW WHO TO AWARD POINTS TO!!!! ^_^

And lastly, check out my profile now!!! It's got the names of my betas and muses, and I'd like you to meet them. ^_^ lolz. You don't have to, but I'd like it if you did.

(oh and I lied. That wasn't the last announcement. This is:

Please review!!!

~The Sage aka Becca)