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That Crazy Tea PT. 2: The Meeting of the Minds
By Ben Whitney at Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
Running and crying, that's all it was after the change. Jeff the Echidna thought as he sat in a cave he found. "Why'd this have to happen to me?" Jeff sobbed. "Quite a predicament you have here." someone said. "Who is it?" said an angry Jeff, while gripping for his Gaia Beam. "No need to threaten me, I'm at the cave mouth." said the someone at the cave mouth. Jeff ran to the cave mouth, only to find a very round person in a sort of hover chair thingie, he(if it is a he)had a really big mustache under his really long nose and had goggles at the top of his head. "Who are you?" said Jeff. "I am the world reknowned scientist, Dr. Robotnik Ivo." said Robotnik. "What do you want?" said a threatened-feeling Jeff. "I saw your situation, and it made me feel sad, so I came to help you out, anyways, I like a challenge." said a grinning Robotnik.
"Somehow I don't trust you." said Jeff as he gripped his Gaia Beam even harder. "What's that, a gun? That couldn't harm me." said an unimpressed Robotnik. "Wanna test that theory?" "Sure, go ahead. Heh, this'll be funny." "Okay." said Jeff as he raised up his already charging Gaia Beam, waited until it finished charging, and fired a sort of kamehameha-sized beam, suddenly a green tinted bubble surrounded Robotnik's "hover chair thingie" and looked like it almost burst the bubble. "Holy crap, you knocked out 95% of my shield! What is in that gun?" said an eagerly amazed Robotnik. "A miniature nuclear reactor made partially out of an lightweight aluminum alloy and the core is made of pure platinum." Said Jeff as Robotnik's eyes bulged out of their sockets in a way nobody thought you could do without needing to see a doctor. "A-A-A Nuclear Reactor!?!?!?!" said a freaked out Robotnik, "How could you do that, a nuclear reactor weighs tons!?!?!" "Simple, I shrank it." "With this little thing right here." Jeff said as he pulled out another gun.
"I don't believe it." said Robotnik. "Then watch." Jeff said as he aimed at a boulder at the back of the cave and fired, there was a flash of light, and then Jeff picked up the boulder which now looked like a pebble. "So do the things you shrink maintain their energy output?" said a completely fascinated Robotnik. "Of course, you just have to make different outlets to fit the sizes." Jeff said.
"Lemme see that, I gotta study that." said Robotnik. "No, this could cause alotta trouble if it fell into the wrong hands." Jeff said. "Don't make me take it by force!!!" said an annoyed Robotnik. "I doubt it, with my handiness with machines." Jeff said as he reached into his backpack, threw some golden orbs into the air and yelled, "laser probes activate!" and the orbs came to life and started hovering where they were. "Attack him!!!!" and the orbs flew towards Robotnik and started to shoot lasers at him, of course, Ivo had his bubble shield up, but it was horribly weakened. Ivo got pissed and pulled an Uzi out of his "chair" and started to shoot at the orbs and destroyed some of them. "You know, I did learn one PSI technique, it repairs all machines with at least one organic element in them and lets me control the machines through thought. PSI BIO MERGING!!!" yelled Jeff the Echidna as all the machines came back together and he went into a deep trance.
Meanwhile in Station Square...
Ness, Paula, and Poo were sitting on the steps of the train station. "Poor Jeff, how do you cope with having a new body." said Paula thoughtfully. "I don't know, but there's a lot of power in these "Chaos Emeralds" those people spoke of." said Poo, who was still ticked off about being made fun of and not getting to beat someones face in. "Yeah, well, we gotta find somewhere to sleep, I wonder if the hotel here accepts Eagleland money?" said Ness. "Yeah let's go" said Paula.
Meanwhile at Tail's place in Mystic Ruins...
"Oh my god, my head, ugh, what happened?" said a pained Sonic the hedgehog. "You just got your ass whooped by a kid with a baseball bat, who seems to be psychic." said an amused Knuckles.
"Oh shut up, Knuckles, You got your ass whooped by that chick with the frying pan. I can still hear that loud CLONK soind it made when it knocked you out." said an even more amused Amy. "I wonder how they got all the chaos emeralds there." said a confused Sonic. "Maybe they told the truth and just defended themselves, we did kinda accuse them of heinise crime against the planet." said Tails. "Anybody who treats my boyfriend like that has to PAY." said Amy in a disturbingly deep voice. "Knuckles, Amy scares me..." said a very frightened Tails. "Me too, Tails, me too." said an equally frightened Knuckles.
"We need to find Ness and his friends and see what they're up to with the chaos emeralds." said a strangely determined Sonic. "We gotta see if they're on our side or Robotnik's." "Yeah, they didn't seem to know where they were." Knuckles said. "Maybe they used Chaos Control to travel from another dimension, its happened before." "Well I don't think they'd know how to get here so let's check out Station Square." said Sonic.
Back at Station Square...
"Apparently they don't accept our money. Guess we'll have to sleep on the street or something." said a depressed Ness. "I wish Jeff were here, he'd know what to do." "Ness, we all wish Jeff were here, but he's not. We gotta get a job here so we can get some money so we can get a place to stay, so we can find Jeff and get back home." said a determined Paula. "She's right." Poo said.
At that time, conveniently, Sonic and co. arrived at the Station Square train station. "Oh, hey, look who it is, Ness! Hey, where's whatshisface?" said Sonic with a head bandage. "Well, you see h- Waitaminute! Why aren't you attacking us like you did before?" said a confused Ness. "Jeez, you people, we're the good guys here, it's just that those emeralds can be mighty destructive in the wrong hands." said Sonic. "Well we're the good guys from where we're from, we saved the universe from an insanely powerful being named Gigyas." Ness said. "Well then, I guess we shouldn't be fighting eachother. Truce?" said Sonic, holding out a hand. "I guess so, truce." And they shook hands, making it official. "By the way, we never did get all of your names." said Ness. "Well, I'm Amy Rose." Amy said. "And I'm Knuckles." said Knuckles. "Knuckles?-" "Just Knuckles." "and you?" said Ness. "My name is Miles Prowers, but everyone calls me Tails." said Tails. "Ok, well, like I said before, I'm Ness. That's Paula, And he's, don't laugh or he'll kick your ass, Poo!" Sonic and co. all snicker "Say, what was that attack, that you did on me?" said Sonic, rubbing his head. "Oh that, well as I said, me and my friends are psychic, except Jeff." said Ness.
"By the way, have you seen Jeff?" said a worried Ness. "No, why?" said Tails. "Well something happened to him when we were leaving the battle scene, I think it has something to do with the air here, you see, for some reason, Jeff started turning into something that looked just like your friend Knuckles, except he was orange. Why do you think that would happen?" said a very worried Ness. Tails stepped up, looked ponderously, and said, "Well, I don't think it was the air, at least not fully. Was he carrying any chaos emeralds?" "Yes, why?" Ness said. "Well, the chaos emeralds are charged with a mystic energy, and it might also have to do with your powers." said Tails. "But Jeff doesn't have any, at least not that I know of." said Ness
And so they went on thinking up theories and looking for Jeff. What will they come across? What is the outcome of the battle between Jeff and Ivo? Will I ever finish this story in time to make it to the bathroom? Find out in about a half week when I finish the next chapter!
That Crazy Tea PT. 2: The Meeting of the Minds
By Ben Whitney at Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
Running and crying, that's all it was after the change. Jeff the Echidna thought as he sat in a cave he found. "Why'd this have to happen to me?" Jeff sobbed. "Quite a predicament you have here." someone said. "Who is it?" said an angry Jeff, while gripping for his Gaia Beam. "No need to threaten me, I'm at the cave mouth." said the someone at the cave mouth. Jeff ran to the cave mouth, only to find a very round person in a sort of hover chair thingie, he(if it is a he)had a really big mustache under his really long nose and had goggles at the top of his head. "Who are you?" said Jeff. "I am the world reknowned scientist, Dr. Robotnik Ivo." said Robotnik. "What do you want?" said a threatened-feeling Jeff. "I saw your situation, and it made me feel sad, so I came to help you out, anyways, I like a challenge." said a grinning Robotnik.
"Somehow I don't trust you." said Jeff as he gripped his Gaia Beam even harder. "What's that, a gun? That couldn't harm me." said an unimpressed Robotnik. "Wanna test that theory?" "Sure, go ahead. Heh, this'll be funny." "Okay." said Jeff as he raised up his already charging Gaia Beam, waited until it finished charging, and fired a sort of kamehameha-sized beam, suddenly a green tinted bubble surrounded Robotnik's "hover chair thingie" and looked like it almost burst the bubble. "Holy crap, you knocked out 95% of my shield! What is in that gun?" said an eagerly amazed Robotnik. "A miniature nuclear reactor made partially out of an lightweight aluminum alloy and the core is made of pure platinum." Said Jeff as Robotnik's eyes bulged out of their sockets in a way nobody thought you could do without needing to see a doctor. "A-A-A Nuclear Reactor!?!?!?!" said a freaked out Robotnik, "How could you do that, a nuclear reactor weighs tons!?!?!" "Simple, I shrank it." "With this little thing right here." Jeff said as he pulled out another gun.
"I don't believe it." said Robotnik. "Then watch." Jeff said as he aimed at a boulder at the back of the cave and fired, there was a flash of light, and then Jeff picked up the boulder which now looked like a pebble. "So do the things you shrink maintain their energy output?" said a completely fascinated Robotnik. "Of course, you just have to make different outlets to fit the sizes." Jeff said.
"Lemme see that, I gotta study that." said Robotnik. "No, this could cause alotta trouble if it fell into the wrong hands." Jeff said. "Don't make me take it by force!!!" said an annoyed Robotnik. "I doubt it, with my handiness with machines." Jeff said as he reached into his backpack, threw some golden orbs into the air and yelled, "laser probes activate!" and the orbs came to life and started hovering where they were. "Attack him!!!!" and the orbs flew towards Robotnik and started to shoot lasers at him, of course, Ivo had his bubble shield up, but it was horribly weakened. Ivo got pissed and pulled an Uzi out of his "chair" and started to shoot at the orbs and destroyed some of them. "You know, I did learn one PSI technique, it repairs all machines with at least one organic element in them and lets me control the machines through thought. PSI BIO MERGING!!!" yelled Jeff the Echidna as all the machines came back together and he went into a deep trance.
Meanwhile in Station Square...
Ness, Paula, and Poo were sitting on the steps of the train station. "Poor Jeff, how do you cope with having a new body." said Paula thoughtfully. "I don't know, but there's a lot of power in these "Chaos Emeralds" those people spoke of." said Poo, who was still ticked off about being made fun of and not getting to beat someones face in. "Yeah, well, we gotta find somewhere to sleep, I wonder if the hotel here accepts Eagleland money?" said Ness. "Yeah let's go" said Paula.
Meanwhile at Tail's place in Mystic Ruins...
"Oh my god, my head, ugh, what happened?" said a pained Sonic the hedgehog. "You just got your ass whooped by a kid with a baseball bat, who seems to be psychic." said an amused Knuckles.
"Oh shut up, Knuckles, You got your ass whooped by that chick with the frying pan. I can still hear that loud CLONK soind it made when it knocked you out." said an even more amused Amy. "I wonder how they got all the chaos emeralds there." said a confused Sonic. "Maybe they told the truth and just defended themselves, we did kinda accuse them of heinise crime against the planet." said Tails. "Anybody who treats my boyfriend like that has to PAY." said Amy in a disturbingly deep voice. "Knuckles, Amy scares me..." said a very frightened Tails. "Me too, Tails, me too." said an equally frightened Knuckles.
"We need to find Ness and his friends and see what they're up to with the chaos emeralds." said a strangely determined Sonic. "We gotta see if they're on our side or Robotnik's." "Yeah, they didn't seem to know where they were." Knuckles said. "Maybe they used Chaos Control to travel from another dimension, its happened before." "Well I don't think they'd know how to get here so let's check out Station Square." said Sonic.
Back at Station Square...
"Apparently they don't accept our money. Guess we'll have to sleep on the street or something." said a depressed Ness. "I wish Jeff were here, he'd know what to do." "Ness, we all wish Jeff were here, but he's not. We gotta get a job here so we can get some money so we can get a place to stay, so we can find Jeff and get back home." said a determined Paula. "She's right." Poo said.
At that time, conveniently, Sonic and co. arrived at the Station Square train station. "Oh, hey, look who it is, Ness! Hey, where's whatshisface?" said Sonic with a head bandage. "Well, you see h- Waitaminute! Why aren't you attacking us like you did before?" said a confused Ness. "Jeez, you people, we're the good guys here, it's just that those emeralds can be mighty destructive in the wrong hands." said Sonic. "Well we're the good guys from where we're from, we saved the universe from an insanely powerful being named Gigyas." Ness said. "Well then, I guess we shouldn't be fighting eachother. Truce?" said Sonic, holding out a hand. "I guess so, truce." And they shook hands, making it official. "By the way, we never did get all of your names." said Ness. "Well, I'm Amy Rose." Amy said. "And I'm Knuckles." said Knuckles. "Knuckles?-" "Just Knuckles." "and you?" said Ness. "My name is Miles Prowers, but everyone calls me Tails." said Tails. "Ok, well, like I said before, I'm Ness. That's Paula, And he's, don't laugh or he'll kick your ass, Poo!" Sonic and co. all snicker "Say, what was that attack, that you did on me?" said Sonic, rubbing his head. "Oh that, well as I said, me and my friends are psychic, except Jeff." said Ness.
"By the way, have you seen Jeff?" said a worried Ness. "No, why?" said Tails. "Well something happened to him when we were leaving the battle scene, I think it has something to do with the air here, you see, for some reason, Jeff started turning into something that looked just like your friend Knuckles, except he was orange. Why do you think that would happen?" said a very worried Ness. Tails stepped up, looked ponderously, and said, "Well, I don't think it was the air, at least not fully. Was he carrying any chaos emeralds?" "Yes, why?" Ness said. "Well, the chaos emeralds are charged with a mystic energy, and it might also have to do with your powers." said Tails. "But Jeff doesn't have any, at least not that I know of." said Ness
And so they went on thinking up theories and looking for Jeff. What will they come across? What is the outcome of the battle between Jeff and Ivo? Will I ever finish this story in time to make it to the bathroom? Find out in about a half week when I finish the next chapter!