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That Crazy Tea! Pt. 3
Gladius
By Ben Whitney at Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
"I thought only Shadow could do things like that!" Ivo thought shocked, as Jeff started glowing. Then Ivo noticed something. "Chaos Emeralds!!! Wait, what the-" Ivo thought as he looked at the new Jeff the Echidna. He had sort of melded with his weapons and armor, he now looked like a knight in full body armor with a laser for an arm. "Feel the wrath of the Cyborg Knight, GLADIUS!!!" Gladius/Jeff said.
KABOOM
"Did you guys hear that? It sounded like it came from over there?-" Tails says and then looks over to see Dr. Robotnik and his chair fly out of a cave and land somewhere over the horizon. "Hey, let's go check out that cave! We might find Jeff there!" They freaked out at what the saw next. "Who the fuck are you?" said Knuckles. "It's me, Jeff." Gladius said. "JEFF?" Paula nearly passed out. "How can you explain this." said Ness, looking suspiciously. "I finally learned a Psi technique, I call it Bio Merging. Don't look so suspicious, Ness. I'll change back after 30-somethin' minutes." said Gladius. "M-kay, we'll wait then." said Ness, still a little suspicious.
They talked for a while. When suddenly Gladius/Jeff the Echidna started to glow really bright, blinding everybody, when everybody could see again, Jeff the Echidna was standing there looking tired. "So did you find out anything about what happened to me?" said Jeff. "Well, I developed a theory. I think that, now that you learned psi, the power emanating from you has made a chemical reaction with the chaos emeralds, causing the change into a mobian(the name of the part of the world Sonic lives on is called Mobia). We might have to do some research on your powers, though, before we might be able to change you back, if you truly want to."
"I don't know if I wanna turn back, I feel stronger in this form, I like it." said Jeff, flexing his now muscular arm. "Sonic, do you think we could stay with you guys? Are money isn't accepted here, and we need a place to stay." said a tired Ness. "Sure, but you can't all stay at my place, me and Tails share a house, but maybe Amy has an extra bedroom you could share. Do you, Amy?" Sonic said. "Sure, who's gonna stay at my house?" said Amy. "I will, besides, maybe you could tell stuff about this place and it's history." said Jeff the Echidna. "Oh, I don't know about history that much, you should ask Tails about it." Amy said.
Ness and Paula were staying with Sonic and Tails, and Jeff and Poo(hehe, I said "poo")were staying with Amy, as for Knuckles... I don't know, he goes wherever the fuck minor characters go to, whenever nobody's looking.(Picture this: the sonic group is looking at the camera, wait, camera? Never mind, anyways, everyone turns their backs to knuckles, and he suddenly disappears in a puff of smoke.)
The Next Morning...
"Ugh, that's betteryawn, wait, no, more sleep." Sonic said as he passed out more. "Oh my god this house still feels huge. WAKE UP SONIC, I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Ness as he stood up, raised up his baseball bat and said, "DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY BAT, SONIC. WAKE UP AND TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS!!!!!!" said a trembling Ness with his bat over his head. Suddenly, he sat up, with eyes closed, and said, "The bathroom is..." and then he passed out again. "I just wanted to go to the bathroom...tremblesob" said as he lay on the ground sobbing with both hands clutching his crotch. "Hey, what's wrong, boy. Is Timmy trapped in a well? A well that used to have WATERRR in it?" said a amused and disturbed Tails. "whimper sob bathroom sob grumble pee cough hack snort"
said a very pissed Ness, "I have a problem, I can't hold off peeing without my hands on my crotch, but in order to get up, I have to remove my hands." "That must make you angry, wait, no, just PISSED!" said an evil looking Tails. "AAAAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!" yelled Ness as he stood up real quick, ran out the door, and pissed in the pool, and said, "Oh my god that's priceless..." "YOU PISSED IN THE POOL!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW!!!!" Said an PISSED Tails, as he grabbed a nine-iron by the door and chased Ness, who eventually sword-fighted with him, eventually, Ness won, but Tails did damn good though. "You're really good. Maybe you should take up sword-fighting." said Ness, impressed. "Really?" Tails said with the anime deally where their eyes get really big and sparkly. "Really. Tell me though, how did you do that anime thingie?" said an amazed Ness. "I don't know, the author did it." said Tails. "Oh, the author? Oh. Oh yeah, he made me do the giant anime sweatdrop thingie." said Ness.
Ness noticed the music in the background music of the house, wait, THIS HOUSE HAS BACKGROUND MUSIC!!!!!! Ness noticed it was pussy music. "What the hell is that music?" said a confused and fearful Ness. "I can't remember, it was something like river music or something?" said Tails, Ness's eyes bulged out that there wasn't rock on. "What, you don't have rock and roll?" said Ness questionably. "What's rock and roll?" Tails said, Ness almost died, "NO ROCK AND ROLL?" said Ness, his jaw dropped to inhuman propertions. "Whats rock and roll?" Tails repeated. "Hold on, this is a blow, let me sit down first..." said Ness as he sat down. "Okay, first off, music is basically emotions, right? Well, that music is the calm side, well, Rock and Roll, is the angry side. It symbolizes the hatred, jealousy, darkness, and corruption of, well, everything!" said Ness, feeling better. "Then why do you like it, if you're the good guys in your dimension?" said a concerned-looking Tails. "Well, mostly, it lets off steam to the person listening to it, since the person who rocks to it usually uses up all their energy, so they don't have the energy to be angry. Wait, here, I got a cd of Metallica and Megadeath. Here let me put this in, oh, and just to warn ya, Rock and Roll is very loud music." Ness said as he put in the cd.
He started the music, and Tails jumped about 3 ft. in the air when the music started. It was Symphony of Destruction. "swayin' to the symphony, of DESTRUCTION!!!!" Yelled Ness as Sonic appeared out of his room. "What the hell is that!?!?!" said a confused Sonic. "This is some of the music I listened to in my home town. singing to the music Just like the Pied Piper, who led rats through the street. We dance like the marionette, swayin' to the symphony... OF DESTRUCTION!!!!" sang Ness. "Who is the pied piper?" said Tails. Ness tells Tails the story of the pied piper. "Why would you tell that to children?" said a confused Tails. "There is a moral to that story. Always keep your promises." Ness said, matter-of-factly. "But rock and roll isn't just anger and corruption, there's also the sadness side of it. People who sing or listen to that kind of music pour their sorrow into the song, that's why this song sounds so sad." Ness put in "starin' down the barrel of a 45" by I don't know who, and it played. All the group looked sad. "besides, some people like being sad or unhappy, that's why there are gothic people." Ness said and then explained gothic people to everybody.
Meanwhile...
At Eggfort 2, Ivo was sittin' in his chair, when suddenly an 8 ft. person with a mean look to him materialized behind his chair and said. "Ivo, I have a proposition for you." said the man. Ivo leaped about 2 ft. in the air and nearly had a heart attack. "Who the hell are you and why the fuck did you bother to come in the back door and scare the shit outta me!?!?!?!" said a angry Ivo. "No need to fear me, but I have a proposition for you." said the man. "And what would that be?" said Ivo. "I'm sure you know Jeff, don't you?" said the man. "Yes, why?" said Ivo. "If you help me get rid of him and his friends, I'll get rid of Sonic and his friends." And Ivo said,
"Ok, sounds good enoughshakes the man's hand By the way, what's your name?" said Ivo.
"My name is Gigyan, son of Gigyas."
DUUN Duuuun DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Will Gigyan get revenge? Will Sonic and co. ever learn to rock? Do I have a life? Will I ever get enough porn? Apparently not(note: only the answer to the last two questions). Find out when I make another chapter of... That Crazy Tea!
That Crazy Tea! Pt. 3
Gladius
By Ben Whitney at Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
"I thought only Shadow could do things like that!" Ivo thought shocked, as Jeff started glowing. Then Ivo noticed something. "Chaos Emeralds!!! Wait, what the-" Ivo thought as he looked at the new Jeff the Echidna. He had sort of melded with his weapons and armor, he now looked like a knight in full body armor with a laser for an arm. "Feel the wrath of the Cyborg Knight, GLADIUS!!!" Gladius/Jeff said.
KABOOM
"Did you guys hear that? It sounded like it came from over there?-" Tails says and then looks over to see Dr. Robotnik and his chair fly out of a cave and land somewhere over the horizon. "Hey, let's go check out that cave! We might find Jeff there!" They freaked out at what the saw next. "Who the fuck are you?" said Knuckles. "It's me, Jeff." Gladius said. "JEFF?" Paula nearly passed out. "How can you explain this." said Ness, looking suspiciously. "I finally learned a Psi technique, I call it Bio Merging. Don't look so suspicious, Ness. I'll change back after 30-somethin' minutes." said Gladius. "M-kay, we'll wait then." said Ness, still a little suspicious.
They talked for a while. When suddenly Gladius/Jeff the Echidna started to glow really bright, blinding everybody, when everybody could see again, Jeff the Echidna was standing there looking tired. "So did you find out anything about what happened to me?" said Jeff. "Well, I developed a theory. I think that, now that you learned psi, the power emanating from you has made a chemical reaction with the chaos emeralds, causing the change into a mobian(the name of the part of the world Sonic lives on is called Mobia). We might have to do some research on your powers, though, before we might be able to change you back, if you truly want to."
"I don't know if I wanna turn back, I feel stronger in this form, I like it." said Jeff, flexing his now muscular arm. "Sonic, do you think we could stay with you guys? Are money isn't accepted here, and we need a place to stay." said a tired Ness. "Sure, but you can't all stay at my place, me and Tails share a house, but maybe Amy has an extra bedroom you could share. Do you, Amy?" Sonic said. "Sure, who's gonna stay at my house?" said Amy. "I will, besides, maybe you could tell stuff about this place and it's history." said Jeff the Echidna. "Oh, I don't know about history that much, you should ask Tails about it." Amy said.
Ness and Paula were staying with Sonic and Tails, and Jeff and Poo(hehe, I said "poo")were staying with Amy, as for Knuckles... I don't know, he goes wherever the fuck minor characters go to, whenever nobody's looking.(Picture this: the sonic group is looking at the camera, wait, camera? Never mind, anyways, everyone turns their backs to knuckles, and he suddenly disappears in a puff of smoke.)
The Next Morning...
"Ugh, that's betteryawn, wait, no, more sleep." Sonic said as he passed out more. "Oh my god this house still feels huge. WAKE UP SONIC, I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Ness as he stood up, raised up his baseball bat and said, "DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY BAT, SONIC. WAKE UP AND TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS!!!!!!" said a trembling Ness with his bat over his head. Suddenly, he sat up, with eyes closed, and said, "The bathroom is..." and then he passed out again. "I just wanted to go to the bathroom...tremblesob" said as he lay on the ground sobbing with both hands clutching his crotch. "Hey, what's wrong, boy. Is Timmy trapped in a well? A well that used to have WATERRR in it?" said a amused and disturbed Tails. "whimper sob bathroom sob grumble pee cough hack snort"
said a very pissed Ness, "I have a problem, I can't hold off peeing without my hands on my crotch, but in order to get up, I have to remove my hands." "That must make you angry, wait, no, just PISSED!" said an evil looking Tails. "AAAAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!" yelled Ness as he stood up real quick, ran out the door, and pissed in the pool, and said, "Oh my god that's priceless..." "YOU PISSED IN THE POOL!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW!!!!" Said an PISSED Tails, as he grabbed a nine-iron by the door and chased Ness, who eventually sword-fighted with him, eventually, Ness won, but Tails did damn good though. "You're really good. Maybe you should take up sword-fighting." said Ness, impressed. "Really?" Tails said with the anime deally where their eyes get really big and sparkly. "Really. Tell me though, how did you do that anime thingie?" said an amazed Ness. "I don't know, the author did it." said Tails. "Oh, the author? Oh. Oh yeah, he made me do the giant anime sweatdrop thingie." said Ness.
Ness noticed the music in the background music of the house, wait, THIS HOUSE HAS BACKGROUND MUSIC!!!!!! Ness noticed it was pussy music. "What the hell is that music?" said a confused and fearful Ness. "I can't remember, it was something like river music or something?" said Tails, Ness's eyes bulged out that there wasn't rock on. "What, you don't have rock and roll?" said Ness questionably. "What's rock and roll?" Tails said, Ness almost died, "NO ROCK AND ROLL?" said Ness, his jaw dropped to inhuman propertions. "Whats rock and roll?" Tails repeated. "Hold on, this is a blow, let me sit down first..." said Ness as he sat down. "Okay, first off, music is basically emotions, right? Well, that music is the calm side, well, Rock and Roll, is the angry side. It symbolizes the hatred, jealousy, darkness, and corruption of, well, everything!" said Ness, feeling better. "Then why do you like it, if you're the good guys in your dimension?" said a concerned-looking Tails. "Well, mostly, it lets off steam to the person listening to it, since the person who rocks to it usually uses up all their energy, so they don't have the energy to be angry. Wait, here, I got a cd of Metallica and Megadeath. Here let me put this in, oh, and just to warn ya, Rock and Roll is very loud music." Ness said as he put in the cd.
He started the music, and Tails jumped about 3 ft. in the air when the music started. It was Symphony of Destruction. "swayin' to the symphony, of DESTRUCTION!!!!" Yelled Ness as Sonic appeared out of his room. "What the hell is that!?!?!" said a confused Sonic. "This is some of the music I listened to in my home town. singing to the music Just like the Pied Piper, who led rats through the street. We dance like the marionette, swayin' to the symphony... OF DESTRUCTION!!!!" sang Ness. "Who is the pied piper?" said Tails. Ness tells Tails the story of the pied piper. "Why would you tell that to children?" said a confused Tails. "There is a moral to that story. Always keep your promises." Ness said, matter-of-factly. "But rock and roll isn't just anger and corruption, there's also the sadness side of it. People who sing or listen to that kind of music pour their sorrow into the song, that's why this song sounds so sad." Ness put in "starin' down the barrel of a 45" by I don't know who, and it played. All the group looked sad. "besides, some people like being sad or unhappy, that's why there are gothic people." Ness said and then explained gothic people to everybody.
Meanwhile...
At Eggfort 2, Ivo was sittin' in his chair, when suddenly an 8 ft. person with a mean look to him materialized behind his chair and said. "Ivo, I have a proposition for you." said the man. Ivo leaped about 2 ft. in the air and nearly had a heart attack. "Who the hell are you and why the fuck did you bother to come in the back door and scare the shit outta me!?!?!?!" said a angry Ivo. "No need to fear me, but I have a proposition for you." said the man. "And what would that be?" said Ivo. "I'm sure you know Jeff, don't you?" said the man. "Yes, why?" said Ivo. "If you help me get rid of him and his friends, I'll get rid of Sonic and his friends." And Ivo said,
"Ok, sounds good enoughshakes the man's hand By the way, what's your name?" said Ivo.
"My name is Gigyan, son of Gigyas."
DUUN Duuuun DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Will Gigyan get revenge? Will Sonic and co. ever learn to rock? Do I have a life? Will I ever get enough porn? Apparently not(note: only the answer to the last two questions). Find out when I make another chapter of... That Crazy Tea!