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That Crazy Tea!
The Appearance of Shadow
By Ben Whitney or Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
"I did it! I made my own Psi Technique! I performed Psi Charging! Woohoo!" said Tails as he held up his electrified sword for everyone to see. "Great work, Tails. I wasn't sure the people from this dimension could use psi powers." said Poo. At that moment Knuckles and Sonic walked in. "What the fuck are you doing, Tails?" said Sonic. "I have been training Tails in the art of Mu for the past two weeks and-" Poo was cut off. "We know that, but how is he doing that, I don't see an electric device on that sword." said Sonic. "Well, if you'd let me finish. You see, Tails has learned to use a Psi Technique." said Poo. "Cool, how did you do it?" Sonic asked. "Like this." Tails said as he held his now normal sword above his head and said, "PSI CHARGING ALPHA!!!" Tails yelled as clouds gathered above him. CRACKLE KABLAM! As a lightning bolt struck the sword, FLASH and he held an electrified sword, with electricity jumping all over his fur, he looked evil. "Woah, that was cool." said sonic, as clapping was heard, everyone turned to face the clapping. The Sonic group couldn't believe what they saw, and were looking like zombies. The Earthbound group was wondering what the hell was wrong with the Sonic Group. "Bravo, bravo, Tails." said the man on the fence.
It looked like Sonic, but he was black and had red highlights, and had a sword sheathed on his back. "Surprised, eh? Thought I was dead?" said the black Sonic. "Who the hell are you?" said Ness. "My Name is Shadow, and I am here to defeat you." said Shadow. Shadow jumped to the ground. "Let's get it on, Shadow, if you think you can beat m-!?" Sonic was cut off as Tails stepped forward, holding his katana in both hands. "I must test my training, sensei, with your permission." Tails said, looking loathful. "You have my permission, Tails, just remember not to let your anger consume you." said Poo, looking sage-like. "Yes, sensei." said Tails.
"You sure? I may not be a nice person, but this seems like an uneven matchup, why don't you fight that tree." said Shadow, mockingly. "I'm serious." said Tails, looking serious. "Okay, let the overkill begin." said Shadow, as he pulled out his sword, also a katana. "Okay." Tails said to himself as he charged toward Shadow, catching him off guard with the quickness of his sword. "Man, he must have been training hardcore!" thought Shadow, who stepped up his game because of Tails. "Woah!" Tails said as he went on the defense. Slash, parry, lunge, sidestep, sweep, hop over it. They had been fighting for thirty minutes and not one blow has landed. Then it happened, Shadow did a horizontal slash, which was blocked, followed by hitting Tails in the temple with the handle of the sword, which was not. Tails flew sideways a couple feet and landed on his feet. "Argh, it's obvious I can't beat you normally, so I'll have to be abnormal!(I know, its corny but why don't you try to do better? No, really, I want more people to try to write a story.)
"PSI CHARGING AlPHA!" Tails yelled as his sword became electrified. "Well then, guess I'll have to step it up, PSI DRAIN SWORD ALPHA!!!" yelled Shadow as his sword became black and smoking. "WHAT!?!?! Shadow can use PSI?!?!?!?!?" yelled Sonic as his sword, err, face became red and hot. "That's right, I learned it from a man who's father's name was Gigyas." said Shadow. Everbody from the Earthbound group exploded into a "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" Paula collapsed on the ground. "How is it that Gigyas could have a son, he went insane of power?" said a shocked Ness. "Well, before he went insane he was a pretty nice guy. He dated and impregnated your mom 15 years before you were born." said a calm Gigyan. "But then that means your my..." Ness was cut off by Gigyan. "Kshhhhh... Kshhhhhh... Luke, err, Ness... Ksshhhhhh... I AM YOUR BROTHER.... Kshhhhh...." said Darth, err, Gigyan. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe -wait, what's yer name?" "Gigyan. Here's my business card." Gigyan hands Ness a card that says "Evil Empires Galore. 25% off all evil giant robots!" "Ok, cool, wait, what was I doing? Oh yeah, I can't believe Gigyan is my brother!?!?!?!" Ness yelled. "I just think it's unfair to fight an opponent you know nothing about, so I just stopped by to size you up and taunt you, and now... WE'RE OFF!" said Gigyan as he whispered to Shadow, "You got any cash for a cab." Shadow whispered back, "Yeah, lets go." Gigyan and Shadow walk to the curb and wait for a cab. Ness said "Shit! They're going too fast for us to catch up to them. Guess we'll have to get 'em next time." Gigyan and Shadow were still about 10 feet away at the curb.
Back At Eggman's Chaos Control Base...
"Heh, heh, heh. While those fools are clashing with Gigyan and Shadow, I've gone behing their backs and stole all their emeralds!" said Eggman. He was standing by a humongous machine that had 7 slots, each with a chaos emerald in it. "Now all I have to do is get the coordinates of the other dimension from Jeff! I'll have Shadow and Gigyan deal with his delivery. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAAH-OW! LEG CRAMP, OW! Ooh, ooh, aah that's better." said Ivo, rubbing his leg.
5 Hours Later...
DING DONG! "Who could that be at this late hour?" said Ivo as he got up and opened the door. "Hi, a great genius like you could really benefit from a new- wait, NO! Not THAT! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH. SPLORCH It went after the salesmen saw that Ivo was wearing a robe. The robe was open and he wasn't wearing anything underneath, except the exploded bits of the salesmen's head. "Grumble grumble stupid salesmen grumble porn grumble grumble six foot inflatable Jesus grumble grumble she-male grumble grumble." Ivo grumbled as he walked back to bed. DING DONG "GODDAMMIT, THAT'S IT!" thought Ivo as he pulled a rocket launcher and opened the door, fired, and when the smoke cleared, he saw Kenny's disembodied head on the ground, scorched. There were also Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. "Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You bastard!" yelled Stan. Ivo shut the door and grumbled some more. DING DONG DING DONG "Screw it. Leave me alone." thought Ivo. DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG This time, instead of opening the door and firing, he just blew off the door. "M'kay, having a bad day, Ivo?" said a very worried Shadow. "Yes, now, LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!" yelled Ivo as he passed out.
Will Ivo ever get any sleep? What has Jeff been doing all this time? Will we ever see Mr. Saturn again? Will I ever lose weight? If a tree falls down in a forest, does it make a sound? Find out in the next chapter of... THAT CRAZY TEA!
That Crazy Tea!
The Appearance of Shadow
By Ben Whitney or Ezcheesesorceroryahoo.com
"I did it! I made my own Psi Technique! I performed Psi Charging! Woohoo!" said Tails as he held up his electrified sword for everyone to see. "Great work, Tails. I wasn't sure the people from this dimension could use psi powers." said Poo. At that moment Knuckles and Sonic walked in. "What the fuck are you doing, Tails?" said Sonic. "I have been training Tails in the art of Mu for the past two weeks and-" Poo was cut off. "We know that, but how is he doing that, I don't see an electric device on that sword." said Sonic. "Well, if you'd let me finish. You see, Tails has learned to use a Psi Technique." said Poo. "Cool, how did you do it?" Sonic asked. "Like this." Tails said as he held his now normal sword above his head and said, "PSI CHARGING ALPHA!!!" Tails yelled as clouds gathered above him. CRACKLE KABLAM! As a lightning bolt struck the sword, FLASH and he held an electrified sword, with electricity jumping all over his fur, he looked evil. "Woah, that was cool." said sonic, as clapping was heard, everyone turned to face the clapping. The Sonic group couldn't believe what they saw, and were looking like zombies. The Earthbound group was wondering what the hell was wrong with the Sonic Group. "Bravo, bravo, Tails." said the man on the fence.
It looked like Sonic, but he was black and had red highlights, and had a sword sheathed on his back. "Surprised, eh? Thought I was dead?" said the black Sonic. "Who the hell are you?" said Ness. "My Name is Shadow, and I am here to defeat you." said Shadow. Shadow jumped to the ground. "Let's get it on, Shadow, if you think you can beat m-!?" Sonic was cut off as Tails stepped forward, holding his katana in both hands. "I must test my training, sensei, with your permission." Tails said, looking loathful. "You have my permission, Tails, just remember not to let your anger consume you." said Poo, looking sage-like. "Yes, sensei." said Tails.
"You sure? I may not be a nice person, but this seems like an uneven matchup, why don't you fight that tree." said Shadow, mockingly. "I'm serious." said Tails, looking serious. "Okay, let the overkill begin." said Shadow, as he pulled out his sword, also a katana. "Okay." Tails said to himself as he charged toward Shadow, catching him off guard with the quickness of his sword. "Man, he must have been training hardcore!" thought Shadow, who stepped up his game because of Tails. "Woah!" Tails said as he went on the defense. Slash, parry, lunge, sidestep, sweep, hop over it. They had been fighting for thirty minutes and not one blow has landed. Then it happened, Shadow did a horizontal slash, which was blocked, followed by hitting Tails in the temple with the handle of the sword, which was not. Tails flew sideways a couple feet and landed on his feet. "Argh, it's obvious I can't beat you normally, so I'll have to be abnormal!(I know, its corny but why don't you try to do better? No, really, I want more people to try to write a story.)
"PSI CHARGING AlPHA!" Tails yelled as his sword became electrified. "Well then, guess I'll have to step it up, PSI DRAIN SWORD ALPHA!!!" yelled Shadow as his sword became black and smoking. "WHAT!?!?! Shadow can use PSI?!?!?!?!?" yelled Sonic as his sword, err, face became red and hot. "That's right, I learned it from a man who's father's name was Gigyas." said Shadow. Everbody from the Earthbound group exploded into a "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" Paula collapsed on the ground. "How is it that Gigyas could have a son, he went insane of power?" said a shocked Ness. "Well, before he went insane he was a pretty nice guy. He dated and impregnated your mom 15 years before you were born." said a calm Gigyan. "But then that means your my..." Ness was cut off by Gigyan. "Kshhhhh... Kshhhhhh... Luke, err, Ness... Ksshhhhhh... I AM YOUR BROTHER.... Kshhhhh...." said Darth, err, Gigyan. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe -wait, what's yer name?" "Gigyan. Here's my business card." Gigyan hands Ness a card that says "Evil Empires Galore. 25% off all evil giant robots!" "Ok, cool, wait, what was I doing? Oh yeah, I can't believe Gigyan is my brother!?!?!?!" Ness yelled. "I just think it's unfair to fight an opponent you know nothing about, so I just stopped by to size you up and taunt you, and now... WE'RE OFF!" said Gigyan as he whispered to Shadow, "You got any cash for a cab." Shadow whispered back, "Yeah, lets go." Gigyan and Shadow walk to the curb and wait for a cab. Ness said "Shit! They're going too fast for us to catch up to them. Guess we'll have to get 'em next time." Gigyan and Shadow were still about 10 feet away at the curb.
Back At Eggman's Chaos Control Base...
"Heh, heh, heh. While those fools are clashing with Gigyan and Shadow, I've gone behing their backs and stole all their emeralds!" said Eggman. He was standing by a humongous machine that had 7 slots, each with a chaos emerald in it. "Now all I have to do is get the coordinates of the other dimension from Jeff! I'll have Shadow and Gigyan deal with his delivery. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAAH-OW! LEG CRAMP, OW! Ooh, ooh, aah that's better." said Ivo, rubbing his leg.
5 Hours Later...
DING DONG! "Who could that be at this late hour?" said Ivo as he got up and opened the door. "Hi, a great genius like you could really benefit from a new- wait, NO! Not THAT! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH. SPLORCH It went after the salesmen saw that Ivo was wearing a robe. The robe was open and he wasn't wearing anything underneath, except the exploded bits of the salesmen's head. "Grumble grumble stupid salesmen grumble porn grumble grumble six foot inflatable Jesus grumble grumble she-male grumble grumble." Ivo grumbled as he walked back to bed. DING DONG "GODDAMMIT, THAT'S IT!" thought Ivo as he pulled a rocket launcher and opened the door, fired, and when the smoke cleared, he saw Kenny's disembodied head on the ground, scorched. There were also Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. "Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You bastard!" yelled Stan. Ivo shut the door and grumbled some more. DING DONG DING DONG "Screw it. Leave me alone." thought Ivo. DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG This time, instead of opening the door and firing, he just blew off the door. "M'kay, having a bad day, Ivo?" said a very worried Shadow. "Yes, now, LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!" yelled Ivo as he passed out.
Will Ivo ever get any sleep? What has Jeff been doing all this time? Will we ever see Mr. Saturn again? Will I ever lose weight? If a tree falls down in a forest, does it make a sound? Find out in the next chapter of... THAT CRAZY TEA!