Inu Yasha: The Deleted Scenes

a/n: This is the deleted scenes of a typical Inu Yasha production. You will see things get REALLY out of control! You have been warned...

Disclaimer: Don't own em...want to, but don't!

Characters: Cold-blooded Death (a.k.a. cold) Hell's angel of death (a.k.a. dark) Possessed Evil (a.k.a evil)

Chapter 1: The Triple Threat

The Inu Yasha cast, Inu Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kilala are preparing for their next episode.

Inu Yasha: Okay, Kagome, your suppose to be pissed off that I promised to be with Kikyo forever.

Kagome:Grinding her teeth I AM pissed off!

Inu Yasha:Slides away Okay...fine.

Sesshoumaru: AHHH! HELLPPP! Their after meeeeee!!!!!

Inu Yasha: Who?

Sesshoumaru: FAN GIRLS! CURSE THEM!!!

A giant mob of Sesshoumaru fan girls are chasing Sesshoumaru

Fan Girls: Ooooo...Oh my GOSH!! You are the best! TOTALLY!

Dark:Comes out of nowhere and stands in between the mob and Sesshoumaru Back off! You guys are soo crazy about him! Try hard...go home!

Fan Girls:Starts to go home Fine, gosh, you are such a party pooper! Fun Sucker!

Dark: Shoots death glares at the fan girls

Fan Girls:Runs off at the speed of 120 miles per second

Dark:Looks back at Sesshoumaru Oh God! Shrieks Do you have ANY idea how cool YOU are?! You can kill! My parents won't even let me have a dagger. AHHH!! I am your biggest fan!

Evil: Dark, you're pathetic!

Miroku:Screams Where did you come from? talking to Evil

Evil:Points to a giant puff of smoke From that giant puff of smoke over there.

Everyone:Nods Uh-uh...

Dark: LIES...

Evil: I know...

Dark: Sesshoumaru fans what a waste.

Evil: Is not!

Dark: Are too!

Evil: Is too!

Thunder rumbles and the sky darkens

Cold:Echo-y 'Star Wars' voice I am your father...!

Everyone: Looks around Which one's

Cold:Appears in front of everyone Well technically I'm not anybody's father...I just like saying I am people are soo gullible (Lolz...funny word)

Inu Yasha:Whispering Are not!

Evil: Awww, you made Inu Yasha feel bad! Walks to Inu Yasha and rubs his ears They're soo soft! OooOooO!!

Kagome:pushes Evil away from Inu Yasha Grr...he's mine, soo back off!

Evil: Fine be that way! To Inu Yasha Dude, you still rock!

Dark: TSK. You call me obsessed?

Cold: Ya, I do! Ohh...Sesshoumaru—

Sesshoumaru: Ya, ya, ya you rock. Scream. Get it over with!

Cold: No, I was just gonna say you are the best there is. And an assassin too, always been a fan!

Sesshoumaru: Phew. Thank goodness!

Dark: Suck up! He's mine!

Cold: It's my fanfic so I own him.

Evil: Ya right.

Cold: Do too!

Dark: Do not!

Evil: Shut up!

Cold: Make me!

Dark: She just did!

Evil: Go home!

Cold: No way!

Inu Yasha:Sweatdrops Okayyy...creeeepyyy!

Kagome:Talking to audience This might—will take a while...read chapter 2!!

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YAY! A chapter done!! Plz. R&R Thankx.