Author's Note:
Sorry I wasn't able to update sooner as I had planned and hoped, but,
well, my mom broke her foot on a fall down the stairs and I was at the hospital
with her for a few hours. So, here's an update. My mom's fine now, I just won't
be updating a lot cause I'll be busy taking care of her.
-Raven A. Star
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Raven subconsciously poked the foreign food with the fork. She was at Rolf's house with the other Titans and kids of the cul-de-sac celebrating the victory over the Kanker Sisters. Rolf had already cleaned her bleeding lip and had her seated by him and had everyone gathered and seated to enjoy the feast he had prepared with Starfire.
Raven was seated with a plate with a single, huge sausage on it. Starfire said it was the "smelly sausage of jubilation." Raven didn't find anything jubilating about the sausage that seemed to have a mind of its own."Eat heroine of pale skin!" Rolf cried out to her. She looked from the sausage to the fork. She didn't want to upset Rolf nor did she want to eat the mutated hotdog. She looked to see what the others were doing about the food.Beast Boy was forcing himself to eat the fish sticks while Cyborg was wolfing down the meaty mixtures that was on the table. Robin was (as always) politely eating the food offered and Starfire was telling everyone how similar Rolf's food was to her planet's traditional meals. Every now and then, a squeak or groan was heard from Jimmy and he kept on changing colors. He was really green when the squid that was on his plate smiled and waved at him.
Rolf poked her with a spoon. She looked over with a slightly
angry look on her face and saw Rolf smiling. "Great nano
wishes best of days in your future, pale one. For you have
saved the son of a Shepard from the three evil witches of the cul-de-sac.
Rolf wishes to give the pale and delicate one of wondrous powers a gift from
Rolf's family!"
Raven looked at him weirdly. "Uh, sure, whatever."
Rolf clasped his hands and ran into his room. He came back out with his hands
behind his back. He had the goofiest grin on his face.
"Oh great pale one…"
"…my name is Raven…"
"Rolf's family wishes to give you this as a token of our
greatest happiness as you have saved Rolf, the son of a Shepard." He pulled his
hands out from behind his back and held out a coat.
Raven backed up her chair to try to get away from the coat. "What is that
supposed to be?"
Rolf grinned. "It is a coat made from Rolf's father's back hair. Please, take
this as a token of the Rolf's family's gratitude and thanks." He placed the
coat on her lap and she threw her hands up in the air to try to avoid touching
it. It had a strong and horrible odor coming from it, and looked really nasty.
"Gee, Rolf. You shouldn't have."
Starfire flew over with a look of jealousy in her eyes. "That is so wonderful!
How come you get one? I wish to have one!" Raven instantly threw to Starfire.
"Here you go, call it a token." Starfire grinned and put it on.
"Fuzzy and cozy, yet smelly. No problem! I have the
cure!" She reached into her pocket and pulled out a small spray can.
Robin looked at the can cautiously. "Star, what is that?"
She sprayed it and the smell of cinnamon filled the air. "It's deodorizer."
Beast Boy took the spray can from her. "Uh, dude, Starfire, why did you spray
your coat with mouth spray?"
"The spray of the mouth? You are surely mistaken. See,
it says 'Odor Away'." Starfire pointed out on the small can.
"Starfire, that is Odor Away, to
get rid of bad breath." Robin told her.
"Correct, and I have used it because the coat has bad breath." She told them.
Raven satin her chair not paying attention to anyone, then suddenly, a fork of the smelly sausage into her mouth. Her eyes watered and she started to spit and sputter, trying to rid the nasty flavor of the mutated hotdog.
Jimmy ran over with a glass of fruit flavored water. "Quick!
Smelly sausage alert!" He handed her the glass and she
drank it down instantly. She then handed Jimmy the empty glass.
"Thanks," she gasped.
Meanwhile, the Eds were peaking in from outside. Ed was
drooling all over the window.
"Mmm….graaaaaaavy…."
"Shut up, Ed."
Double D turned to Eddy and with his eyes narrowed, hissed at him. "Alright,
Eddy, what are we waiting for. You told us the plan,
now you are to put it into action."
Eddy stood up and walked away from the window in thought. "Yeah, but there are
too many witnesses there, we need to get Raven alone and then we'll snatch her
and use her for the scam of all scams."
Double D leaned on the mailbox. "But Eddy, when the others
find Raven gone, the other Teen Titans will surely come looking for her."
"Did someone say, 'Teen Titans'?" An eerie
voice called out. The Eds turned around and saw a slightly tall figure wearing
a dark suit come out of the shadows holding a hockey stick in his hand.
Ed focused his eyes. "Hey look! It's the Easter Bunny!"
The guy narrowed his eyes. "No, I'm Dimension. And I heard from you 3 that the
Teen Titans are here. And that you need one of them…alone…."
Eddy grinned evilly. "I smell a deal coming in mind…"
Dimension held out his free hand. "Let's talk business kid."
