))Not Really Aspirin((
Part III: A Step Backwards
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Thankies to Kaydon, Eternalshadow, InkWick, Carrie Weasley and Lanette for reviewing! (group huggle)
…god. I'm starting to hate this story for how bad of headaches I'm getting trying to work on it. (beats FF net with a lead sock) FIX YOUR QUICK EDIT GOD DAMN YOU!!!!
FFN: x.x; (dies)
Suchan: DID YOU HEAR ME?! (beats FFN some more)
Yusuke: …you okay, boss?
Suchan: :(&),, (rabid)…does it look like I'm okay?!
Yusuke: OO; Ehehe…no. (edges away) I'm gonna go get you some nyquil or something…
Suchan: …I'll be alright. n-n (Guess what, now the up arrow looking thingie isn't wroking, EITHER! when you hit shift6,...damn ffn staff, bastards, I'll get you for this...)
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Ron walked briskly up to Hermione after being laughed out of another class. "Hermione, where's that bottle?"
The witch pulled a bottle out of her pocket and handed it out to Ron. As he reached for it, she snatched it away again. "WAIT!" She ripped off the aspirin label. And gasped.
"Magical…breast enhancements? What the HELL?!" Ron groaned and she flipped the bottle over to examine the instructions. " 'Take one with water and wait….blah blah blah… do not take more than one as it may result with abnormal breast growth…" Ron was glaring at her. "I'm SORRY, Ron, I didn't know!"
Ron walked away.
:P
Madam Pomfrey gave Ron an odd look as he walked into the Infirmary. She began to chuckle. "I thought they were all joking…."
Ron frowned as Madam Pomfrey began to giggle like a little girl. "If you wouldn't mind just fixing me up, that'd be nice."
"Sorry, sorry, dear. (snicker) Just give me a (giggle) minute.."
:P
Within five minutes, Ron's chest was back to normal. He felt like he could breathe again! "Thanks, Madam Pomfrey!"
"Only doing my job, Mr. Weasley." But she smiled at him as he walked out the door.
:P
"Ron! RON!" Hermione latched onto his shoulder as she ran up to him. "How did it go?"
"Well, you don't see any bulges, do you?"
She hugged him. "That's great!"
Ron couldn't respond: he was turning blue.
:P
Harry held the door open for Ron as they went into Potions. "Ladies first," he said, bowing.
"Too true," Ron replied, punching Harry on the shoulder before pushing Harry into the dungeon ahead of him.
"Duckies!"
"Harry…are you okay?"
"I…don't know."
:P
Ron caught a glance from Malfoy, who was sitting across the room from him. He was staring at Ron with a scrutinizing look, or more importantly, at his chest. His eyes locked with Ron's, and Malfoy quirked an eyebrow, as if to say, Where'd they go?
And Ron responded with a look that said, They're gone, shut up before I walk across this dungeon and pulverize the crap out of you.
Malfoy looked suddenly very interested in his rutabaga roots.
:P
"Duckies!"
Snape looked up from his desk. "WHAT did you say, Potter?"
"I…don't know, sir."
"Well, don't say it again!"
"Duckies! I mean, yes sir."
Snape threw a cauldron at Harry's head. It connected with a clong! "Idiots, I'm surrounded."
"Hey look, duckies!" Harry shouted deliriously from his situation on the floor, pointing to various spots around the room.
Hermione busied herself with her cauldron and tried to look like she didn't know Harry.
Ron snickered.
Malfoy just looked dreamily at Ron and let his potion over cook.
:P
Finito.
:P
Sooo… what'd you think? I thought it was kinda bland, I shoulda left it at the first chapter. Anyways… review if ya please!