CONFUSION AND MAYHEM
On planet Vegeta. The King , Vegeta was ready to destroy Frieza. "Trunks , please you must destroy Frieza." Said King Vegeta. " No. If I destroy Frieza then I wouldn't be alive." Said Trunks.
"Please Trunks , you're the only one that can save the saiya-jin race." Begged the King.
"Sorry granps but if I save this worthless planet then I would never be born. See it goes like this. Vegeta , your son won't land on Earth on initial order coz Goku wouldn't be needed on Vegeta-sei on account of saiyans would still be living and then Raditz won't visit Earth to obtain Goku , then Raditz won't die and Vegeta and Nappa would never go to Earth to be defeated.
"WHAT ?! RADITZ WILL BE KILLED BY HIS OWN BROTHER ?! THE SAIYA-JIN NO OUJI AND HIS ALLY WOULD BE KILLED BY A MERE THRID CLASS SOLDIER. KAKAROTTO. !" raged King Vegeta.
"This is it. I will destroy Kakarotto." Said King Vegeta outraged. This sent the chills on Trunks.
"No can do buster. Just try and lay one finger on Goku and all of Vegeta- sei is destroyed." Said Trunks and transformed into a Super saiya-jin.
"WHAT ?! My own grandson , my flesh and blood , a nine year old , is preventing me from unleashing wrath on Kakarotto." Said King Vegeta amazed at the light show Trunks was doing. "What is wrong with you boy ? Are you a weak link ?"
"No grandfather. This is how to become powerful. See Kakarotto becomes soft when he goes to Earth and as a 'weak link' he defeats your evil son , my father , Vegeta. One of the last four saiya-jins destroys two of them and spares one. The saiya-jin no ouji. Vegeta learns to go soft so then he is as great a fighter as Kakarotto.
"What , softness leads to victory. Impossible. This is a new age for saiya- jins everywhere. Grandson I believe you. We must be soft." Said King Vegeta and went to tell the whole planet. We'll see what the result will lead to.
*
"Hey kid stop terrorizing Bardock." Said Toma. "Wait a minute. Huh ? It couldn't be. Is that you , Kakarotto ?" asked Fasha. "Hey I'm not a Kaka whatever you just said." Said Goten thinking the name was an insult.
"Kakarotto ? Impossible. He is still a mere baby." Said Fasha
"HEY I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A KAKKARETT OR WHATEVER YOU SAID." Yelled Goten and flashed to super saiyan in mid sentence.
"WOOW" they said as their scouters broke with the intensity of the power in the child.
Goten flared down and looked at them. "Are you guys friends of gran'pa ?" asked Goten.
"Grandpa ? Look Bardock can't have grand-" began Toma. "Bardock ? Is that my granddaddy's name. Man that's a funny one. Almost as funny as Vegeta." Said the boy.
"What ? Hey this kid dosen't have a tail. He must be a spy." Said Thora.
"Oh but I am from the future. See I got the."
*
King Vegeta was about to make his announcement when a thought hit his mind. How would his people react to this ? They would destroy him ! Impossible. He must refuse. He can't give it up that easy. Softeness is a weak thing , the boy was just lucky. "Trunks I can't do this. It is stupid softness is a weak thing not a strong thing." Said King Vegeta and Trunks began another conversation to him. "Look gran'pa I am from the future I know what's right not you." Said Trunks.
"How do I know that you are from the future ? How do I know that you are not a spy trying to weaken my planet ? Besides you are a CHILD from the future what do you know ?" asked the king.
"Listen gran'pa if I really wanted to weaken this pathetic planet I wouldn't weaken it I'd destroy it. I am of course a super saiya-jin and I can easily destroy this hunk of land." Said Trunks.
"That is true. But nevertheless you are still a child." Said the King.
"Listen granps you're gonna regret the day you've ever disagreed with me." Said Trunks and walked away from the presence of his shameful grandfather.
'Gee I wonder what Goten is up to ?' thought Trunks.
*
"What ? You are tellin' me that Kakarotto or as he is called Goku is actually the first super saiya-jin ? You are telling me that you and the son of the prince , Vegeta are here to meet your grandfathers. King Vegeta and our Bardock. ? And you're also telling me that we get destroyed with Vegeta-sei and in the future you are half something and half saiya-jin and you happen to know that in those days it is actually EASY to become a super saiya-jin ?" asked Thora
"Pretty much. But you are forgetting some parts" said Goten cheerfully.
"I don't believe you." Said Thora.
"But I told you that-" began Goten but Thora cut him off.
"Look buddy your daddy and granddaddy happen to be evil. Pure evil. Saiya- jins are always evil." Said Thora.
"What ??? Granddaddy is evil ?" said Goten almost in tears. Goten began crying loudly.
The gang covered their ears. "He must be Kakarotto's son ! Only Kakarotto would be able to cry that loud !" said Fasha.
"We believe you , we believe you just give us mercy." Said Thora almost seriously. Goten's loud crying turned to whimpering.
Thora knew that the story was probably true. Children hardly lied. Especially children that age and that character. But it couldn't be. Bardock's grandson from the future. Ridiculous. Then he and his crew sorted it out and finally came to the conclusion that it was probably true.
"So uh what's-your-name who exactly destroyed Vegeta-sei ?" asked Fasha
"My name is Goten and that answer is easy peasy , the guy who destroyed the planet where you monkeys live is.Friezo. Or was it Friezi" said Goten.
"Frieza !?" yelled Thora questioningly. "Yeah that's the name." said Goten.
"Gotin do you happen to know WHY Frieza destroyed the planet ?" asked Toma.
"You'll have to ask Trunks about that ? I don't know the details like he does oh and by the way IT'S GOTEN !!!!!" shouted Goten spitting a large about of saliva at Toma's face.
"OK fine kid. So where is the prince's kid." Said Toma.
"That's the deal I don't know." Said Goten with Goku's goofy grin.
"OK ,OK so you wished yourself with these dragonballs right in Bardock's destination then your friend must be..Uh oh he is at the palace. I have never been in there." Said Thora.
"Neither have I." said Fasha.
"Nor I" added Toma.
"And I certainly have never been there." Said Puros. (note : I don't know what their names are exactly so review to me well. Right now Puros is the big guy and Toma is the fat guy are these correct review and tell me.)
"Why is my granddaddy on the ground ?" asked Goten.
"BARDOCK." Said Thora remembering that his best friend was injured. He lifted him and took him to his space pod. He programmed the space pod to go to the station. Then he grabbed the kid by the collar of his neck and put him on Bardock's lap. Then the space pod left.
"Come on guys let's go home." Said Thora and they all went into their pods.
* Before his grandfather or anyone could stop him Trunks flew out of the palace with his white aura form. He checked out the houses. They were much like Chi-Chi's house only the were made of steel. "Cool" said Trunks and wondered if Bardock lived in one of them.
Trunks made his way to a small path. Trunks walked. He began to get bored of the walking so he flew , really far away almost around the whole of Vegeta-sei, then as he was flying really high he bumped into a building. The building was weird it began like a skyscraper but on top was in sphere. He looked over the building and saw a number of ships land on some red thing that made the landing soft. Saiyans in armor were walking here and there. Then Trunks noticed that the building had a horizontal path that connected with other weird buildings.
Trunks flew down there and then out of one of the ships came out Goten with a man which looked identical to Goku. "Trunks. Look my granddaddy is hurt and these are his friends." Said Goten as the demi saiyan led him to the others. Thora , Fasha and Toma flew up to Trunks while Puros carried him to one of the strange buildings.
"Hey Trunks did you meet your grandfather ?" asked Goten. "Yeah and he was a real jerk too." Said Trunks solemnly. "I haven't talked to my gran'pa yet on account of he's unconscious but his friends are really cool !!!" said Goten cheerfully pointing to the three saiya-jins.
"So.Why does Frieza destroy Vegeta-sei ?" asked Thora as Trunks glared at Goten. "Well." said Fasha tapping her foot like Bulma did. "What do you mean why ? The guy is really evil more than you can imagine. Sure Saiya- jins are evil too. Believe me I had to learn that the hard way but Frieza is beyond evil he is like..Evirrific." said Trunks.
"Hey I could use that word." Said Goten. "What ? He destroys the planet for no reason." Raged Thora. "Well no not in that case. See. Frieza knew that there might someday be a..super saiya-jin. He was scared so he destroyed Vegeta-sei. He keeps dad by that I mean Vegeta in to thinking that Vegeta might be a super saiya-jin and be his companion. Radditz , Goku or Kakarot's brother is a survivor along with Nappa. Raditz and Nappa are destroyed by Goku but dad is spared. He met us at Namek when Goku turned super saiya-jin and destroyed Frieza for good. Vegeta accompanied us and then in..
(15 minutes later..)
"I can't believe this." Said Thora solemnly. He was about to make a suggestion when King Vegeta hovered down. "Your lordship." said Thora and everyone bowed down except of course Goten and Trunks. "Hey Goten this is my dad's dad." Said Trunks however not as cheerful as Goten.
King Vegeta glanced at Thora. "I assume the third class's grandson gave you the information too." Remarked the king. "Yes sir." Said Thora still bowing down. "Meet my eyes, low level." Said the king sternly. Thora obeyed like a child saying sorry to his father.
"Hey stop bullying him." Said Goten as stern as the king himself. The king met the demi saiyan's eyes. His eyes , they were so pure so determined so destructive. His twin orbs glittered in the sunlight. The king smiled. "Goten , he is the king they have to do that." Explained Trunks breaking the connection between the King and Goten. "Well they shouldn't." said Goten crossing his arms. The king settled his eyes , once again , on Thora. "Stand up low levels." He said like a military soldier. As usual the low levels obeyed their king and stood up.
The group of saiya-jins walked to the room where Bardock was in the regen' tank. "Hey guys you have been ordered by Frieza to go on planet Meat." Said a saiyan with blonde hair.
"Pah must be a trap." Said the king to them. The solemn group of saiya-jins walked to the regen tank. "Hey Melaka is he ready ?" asked Thora. "Hmm let's see , Physically sure , he's ready uh mentally not so sure. There seems to be a slight trigger in his brain waves. " said Melaka. "Brainwaves ?" he questioned. "That dosen't sound too good Thora we better wait." Said Thora.
Goten looked around and exclaimed at some stuff while Trunks stood with his hand across. "WOW hey look Trunks its dad. And he's a baby." Said Goten catching sight of his father in baby form. Goten poked the baby and he woke up . The baby was none other than goku.
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Ok now here's the scoop now you can continue the story by e-mailing me Chapter 4 of your version. The contest winner gets his version on the story , under my careful decision. You can e-mail me at : Richardtheuma@hotmail.com or DAR440@hotmail.com
On planet Vegeta. The King , Vegeta was ready to destroy Frieza. "Trunks , please you must destroy Frieza." Said King Vegeta. " No. If I destroy Frieza then I wouldn't be alive." Said Trunks.
"Please Trunks , you're the only one that can save the saiya-jin race." Begged the King.
"Sorry granps but if I save this worthless planet then I would never be born. See it goes like this. Vegeta , your son won't land on Earth on initial order coz Goku wouldn't be needed on Vegeta-sei on account of saiyans would still be living and then Raditz won't visit Earth to obtain Goku , then Raditz won't die and Vegeta and Nappa would never go to Earth to be defeated.
"WHAT ?! RADITZ WILL BE KILLED BY HIS OWN BROTHER ?! THE SAIYA-JIN NO OUJI AND HIS ALLY WOULD BE KILLED BY A MERE THRID CLASS SOLDIER. KAKAROTTO. !" raged King Vegeta.
"This is it. I will destroy Kakarotto." Said King Vegeta outraged. This sent the chills on Trunks.
"No can do buster. Just try and lay one finger on Goku and all of Vegeta- sei is destroyed." Said Trunks and transformed into a Super saiya-jin.
"WHAT ?! My own grandson , my flesh and blood , a nine year old , is preventing me from unleashing wrath on Kakarotto." Said King Vegeta amazed at the light show Trunks was doing. "What is wrong with you boy ? Are you a weak link ?"
"No grandfather. This is how to become powerful. See Kakarotto becomes soft when he goes to Earth and as a 'weak link' he defeats your evil son , my father , Vegeta. One of the last four saiya-jins destroys two of them and spares one. The saiya-jin no ouji. Vegeta learns to go soft so then he is as great a fighter as Kakarotto.
"What , softness leads to victory. Impossible. This is a new age for saiya- jins everywhere. Grandson I believe you. We must be soft." Said King Vegeta and went to tell the whole planet. We'll see what the result will lead to.
*
"Hey kid stop terrorizing Bardock." Said Toma. "Wait a minute. Huh ? It couldn't be. Is that you , Kakarotto ?" asked Fasha. "Hey I'm not a Kaka whatever you just said." Said Goten thinking the name was an insult.
"Kakarotto ? Impossible. He is still a mere baby." Said Fasha
"HEY I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A KAKKARETT OR WHATEVER YOU SAID." Yelled Goten and flashed to super saiyan in mid sentence.
"WOOW" they said as their scouters broke with the intensity of the power in the child.
Goten flared down and looked at them. "Are you guys friends of gran'pa ?" asked Goten.
"Grandpa ? Look Bardock can't have grand-" began Toma. "Bardock ? Is that my granddaddy's name. Man that's a funny one. Almost as funny as Vegeta." Said the boy.
"What ? Hey this kid dosen't have a tail. He must be a spy." Said Thora.
"Oh but I am from the future. See I got the."
*
King Vegeta was about to make his announcement when a thought hit his mind. How would his people react to this ? They would destroy him ! Impossible. He must refuse. He can't give it up that easy. Softeness is a weak thing , the boy was just lucky. "Trunks I can't do this. It is stupid softness is a weak thing not a strong thing." Said King Vegeta and Trunks began another conversation to him. "Look gran'pa I am from the future I know what's right not you." Said Trunks.
"How do I know that you are from the future ? How do I know that you are not a spy trying to weaken my planet ? Besides you are a CHILD from the future what do you know ?" asked the king.
"Listen gran'pa if I really wanted to weaken this pathetic planet I wouldn't weaken it I'd destroy it. I am of course a super saiya-jin and I can easily destroy this hunk of land." Said Trunks.
"That is true. But nevertheless you are still a child." Said the King.
"Listen granps you're gonna regret the day you've ever disagreed with me." Said Trunks and walked away from the presence of his shameful grandfather.
'Gee I wonder what Goten is up to ?' thought Trunks.
*
"What ? You are tellin' me that Kakarotto or as he is called Goku is actually the first super saiya-jin ? You are telling me that you and the son of the prince , Vegeta are here to meet your grandfathers. King Vegeta and our Bardock. ? And you're also telling me that we get destroyed with Vegeta-sei and in the future you are half something and half saiya-jin and you happen to know that in those days it is actually EASY to become a super saiya-jin ?" asked Thora
"Pretty much. But you are forgetting some parts" said Goten cheerfully.
"I don't believe you." Said Thora.
"But I told you that-" began Goten but Thora cut him off.
"Look buddy your daddy and granddaddy happen to be evil. Pure evil. Saiya- jins are always evil." Said Thora.
"What ??? Granddaddy is evil ?" said Goten almost in tears. Goten began crying loudly.
The gang covered their ears. "He must be Kakarotto's son ! Only Kakarotto would be able to cry that loud !" said Fasha.
"We believe you , we believe you just give us mercy." Said Thora almost seriously. Goten's loud crying turned to whimpering.
Thora knew that the story was probably true. Children hardly lied. Especially children that age and that character. But it couldn't be. Bardock's grandson from the future. Ridiculous. Then he and his crew sorted it out and finally came to the conclusion that it was probably true.
"So uh what's-your-name who exactly destroyed Vegeta-sei ?" asked Fasha
"My name is Goten and that answer is easy peasy , the guy who destroyed the planet where you monkeys live is.Friezo. Or was it Friezi" said Goten.
"Frieza !?" yelled Thora questioningly. "Yeah that's the name." said Goten.
"Gotin do you happen to know WHY Frieza destroyed the planet ?" asked Toma.
"You'll have to ask Trunks about that ? I don't know the details like he does oh and by the way IT'S GOTEN !!!!!" shouted Goten spitting a large about of saliva at Toma's face.
"OK fine kid. So where is the prince's kid." Said Toma.
"That's the deal I don't know." Said Goten with Goku's goofy grin.
"OK ,OK so you wished yourself with these dragonballs right in Bardock's destination then your friend must be..Uh oh he is at the palace. I have never been in there." Said Thora.
"Neither have I." said Fasha.
"Nor I" added Toma.
"And I certainly have never been there." Said Puros. (note : I don't know what their names are exactly so review to me well. Right now Puros is the big guy and Toma is the fat guy are these correct review and tell me.)
"Why is my granddaddy on the ground ?" asked Goten.
"BARDOCK." Said Thora remembering that his best friend was injured. He lifted him and took him to his space pod. He programmed the space pod to go to the station. Then he grabbed the kid by the collar of his neck and put him on Bardock's lap. Then the space pod left.
"Come on guys let's go home." Said Thora and they all went into their pods.
* Before his grandfather or anyone could stop him Trunks flew out of the palace with his white aura form. He checked out the houses. They were much like Chi-Chi's house only the were made of steel. "Cool" said Trunks and wondered if Bardock lived in one of them.
Trunks made his way to a small path. Trunks walked. He began to get bored of the walking so he flew , really far away almost around the whole of Vegeta-sei, then as he was flying really high he bumped into a building. The building was weird it began like a skyscraper but on top was in sphere. He looked over the building and saw a number of ships land on some red thing that made the landing soft. Saiyans in armor were walking here and there. Then Trunks noticed that the building had a horizontal path that connected with other weird buildings.
Trunks flew down there and then out of one of the ships came out Goten with a man which looked identical to Goku. "Trunks. Look my granddaddy is hurt and these are his friends." Said Goten as the demi saiyan led him to the others. Thora , Fasha and Toma flew up to Trunks while Puros carried him to one of the strange buildings.
"Hey Trunks did you meet your grandfather ?" asked Goten. "Yeah and he was a real jerk too." Said Trunks solemnly. "I haven't talked to my gran'pa yet on account of he's unconscious but his friends are really cool !!!" said Goten cheerfully pointing to the three saiya-jins.
"So.Why does Frieza destroy Vegeta-sei ?" asked Thora as Trunks glared at Goten. "Well." said Fasha tapping her foot like Bulma did. "What do you mean why ? The guy is really evil more than you can imagine. Sure Saiya- jins are evil too. Believe me I had to learn that the hard way but Frieza is beyond evil he is like..Evirrific." said Trunks.
"Hey I could use that word." Said Goten. "What ? He destroys the planet for no reason." Raged Thora. "Well no not in that case. See. Frieza knew that there might someday be a..super saiya-jin. He was scared so he destroyed Vegeta-sei. He keeps dad by that I mean Vegeta in to thinking that Vegeta might be a super saiya-jin and be his companion. Radditz , Goku or Kakarot's brother is a survivor along with Nappa. Raditz and Nappa are destroyed by Goku but dad is spared. He met us at Namek when Goku turned super saiya-jin and destroyed Frieza for good. Vegeta accompanied us and then in..
(15 minutes later..)
"I can't believe this." Said Thora solemnly. He was about to make a suggestion when King Vegeta hovered down. "Your lordship." said Thora and everyone bowed down except of course Goten and Trunks. "Hey Goten this is my dad's dad." Said Trunks however not as cheerful as Goten.
King Vegeta glanced at Thora. "I assume the third class's grandson gave you the information too." Remarked the king. "Yes sir." Said Thora still bowing down. "Meet my eyes, low level." Said the king sternly. Thora obeyed like a child saying sorry to his father.
"Hey stop bullying him." Said Goten as stern as the king himself. The king met the demi saiyan's eyes. His eyes , they were so pure so determined so destructive. His twin orbs glittered in the sunlight. The king smiled. "Goten , he is the king they have to do that." Explained Trunks breaking the connection between the King and Goten. "Well they shouldn't." said Goten crossing his arms. The king settled his eyes , once again , on Thora. "Stand up low levels." He said like a military soldier. As usual the low levels obeyed their king and stood up.
The group of saiya-jins walked to the room where Bardock was in the regen' tank. "Hey guys you have been ordered by Frieza to go on planet Meat." Said a saiyan with blonde hair.
"Pah must be a trap." Said the king to them. The solemn group of saiya-jins walked to the regen tank. "Hey Melaka is he ready ?" asked Thora. "Hmm let's see , Physically sure , he's ready uh mentally not so sure. There seems to be a slight trigger in his brain waves. " said Melaka. "Brainwaves ?" he questioned. "That dosen't sound too good Thora we better wait." Said Thora.
Goten looked around and exclaimed at some stuff while Trunks stood with his hand across. "WOW hey look Trunks its dad. And he's a baby." Said Goten catching sight of his father in baby form. Goten poked the baby and he woke up . The baby was none other than goku.
(Contest)
Ok now here's the scoop now you can continue the story by e-mailing me Chapter 4 of your version. The contest winner gets his version on the story , under my careful decision. You can e-mail me at : Richardtheuma@hotmail.com or DAR440@hotmail.com