Have you read "The Gryffindor Oracle"? If not, I suggest you do so before reading this story. What would the Oracle be like for Harry, Hermione, Neville, and the Weasly's time?
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By: Katie Bell, editor
All around the school, everybody has been asking the same question: Has Hermionie Granger gone mad? Our favorite bookwoorm has been going wild about SPEW; passing out buttons, screaming about the house elves, and even begging me to give her a weekly column about the orinization!! When this humble reporter asked Herm for a response, she lectured me that it was S-P-E-W, and not 'spew'. After that, she responded by telling us,
"The house elves are in need. They are slaves to us wizards!" After that comment, I decided to go to Dobby and Winky.
Dobby explains, "Dobby is liking serving the students of Hogwarts very much ma'am. And Dobby is being sure that Winky would be saying the same if Winky has not been drinking muggle beer ma'am." In the backround I can hear retching noises coming from the bathroom.
"That is being Winky up-chucking ma'am," he says. "Dobby must be attending to her." After that Dobby runs to the bathroom before I can ask him his opinion on SPEW.
See what I mean? Hermmy is fighting for a cause that will just make the house-elves unhappy! Maybe I should give her that column she was talking about.. just for laughs. Heh.
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Hasn't Snape got on your every last nerve? Wouldn't you love to embarrass him in front of the whole school? Boy do we have the spell for you!
Yederye, one of the newer spells in the 7th grade spell book is a spell that is used to help pop stars such as The Weird Sisters or The Knockturn Alley Boys sing better. If you use this spell while pointing your wand at the chosen person, for the next hour everything that person says will be in song. Look at our test results from using this spell on our sister, Ginny Weasly.
Ginny: "Omigosh, Rosie, did you hear that Harry (yederye!) *in opera tone* aaannd Chooo hhhaavvee been spottted going OUT?"
HAHAHA! Try that spell on Snape during a boring lecture. Won't it be bloddy hillarious? Be sure to read next week when we bring you another exciting spell!
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Ask Lee
Advice from the one and only, Lee Jordan.
Q: How do you like your eggs? I like mine hard-boiled!
-A 4th Year With a Crush!
A: Dear 4th Year with a crush,
I also happen to enjoy my eggs hard boiled.
-L.J.
Q: I really like this girl, but she doesn't show any signs of liking me. How can I ask her out?
-A deperate 5th year red head
A: Dear Weasly,
That was a clever name. Well Ronald Weasly, I think you should ask Hermionie Granger out to Hogsmeade while your studying with her. If you buy her a butterbeer or two, you might be able to enjoy a snog session behind the Shrieking Shack!
Q: I think I'm failing Transfiguration! HELP!
-Failing 1st Year
A: Dear Transfiguration-Failer,
How dare you fail transfiguration!? That's Gryffindor's main subject! Shame on you! Though, I hear Granger offers tutoring for just 10 sickles an hour..
The Lion's Roar With Lavendar Brown
Celebrating 100 Issues of Gossip
Welcome to the 100th edition of The Lion's Roar! I'm very honored to be chosen to write this section, after only 6 issues of writing! I guess we should have a special.. hmm.. well.. here's the most recent dating chart.
Crushes:
Ronald Weasly à Hermionie Granger
Seamus Finnagin à Draco Malfoy
Ginny Weasly à Harry Potter
Dating:
Harry Potter à Cho Chang
Ruebues Hagrid à Olympe Maxine
Snoggers:
Fred Weasly à Katie Bell
George Weasly à Angelina Johnson
Prof. Binns à Moaning Myrtle
Want to see who a ceartain person likes? Post in the reviews!
The Lioness' Corner
Hosted by the mysterious "Lioness"
The Lioness' Says… "Today, last year, Cedric Diggory died. There will be a memorial in The Great Hall after breakfast. The new entrance to Hufflepuff will be a statue of him.