This was devised for a stupid reason. I just thought it was funny and I am hyper. Read!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH. Find someone who does, report to me, I steal.
Chapter 1: Give Me a Strawberry!

"Where can I find a strawberry?" Whined a girl about sixteen. She had shoulder-length brown hair and dark brown eyes. She was walking through the streets of Tokyo and was very exhausted. All she wanted was one little strawberry... but she was hard-pressed to find one at all. "Where the hell are all the strawberries?!" She demanded aloud. Some of the passing people looked at her strangely. She ignored them. She was in dyre termoil. The longer she waited for some strawberries, the closer she was drawing to the line of insanity.
Just....
One.....
Little.....
Strawberry...
Just then, she collapsed ((yes. She was an extreme over-exaggerator)) onto the hard surfaced ground. After she did, she moaned and whined from hunger for strawberries. She did not know what else to do and she was quickly losing hope. She needed strawberries; and she needed them fast.
As if by a sign or just by some weird fluke by this crazy, sugar-high author to make a somewhat-visible plot, the nose of the over-exaggerator picked up the unique and precious, heaven-sent aroma of The Strawberry. Quickly jumping up, she ran to find the person who had her strawberries. She spotted him several yards ahead. Although it was Tokyo and very crowded, she easily recognised the scent and saw exactly where the person was. He was wearing a green jumpsuit which looked rather bad on him and he had black slicked-back hair. Like a crazed animal, she hurried and rushed to the man who held her strawberries. Yet, once she met him, he had stuffed the last of the delicious fruit in his mouth. The girl got angry and started whining while dancing around the man screaming, "MEANIE!" like Edward from 'Cowboy Bebop'. The guy stopped and looked at her very strangely.
"What are you doing?" He finally asked.
"YOU ATE ALL THE STRAWBERRIES!" She whined. The guy looked quizzically on his hand where the remnants of the heaven fruit lay. He smirked.
"Oh, you mean this?" He taunted the girl with the smell and look of the juice before meaningly pulling his hand away and licking the rest off himself.
"MEANIE!" She shouted again, this time a little less than whiningly.
"Yusuke!" A girl's voice yelled to him from several yards away. The guy turned so the strawberry-infatuated girl knew his name was Yusuke. The new girl rushed up to Yusuke. "Yusuke, what are you doing?" She asked.
"I was..."
"Yusuke, we have to get going!" She said. She grabbed his hand and pulled him away.
"Keiko..." He whined.
"Let's GO!" She forcefully tugged him and pulled him through the crowd of people.
The strawberry fan then clenched her fists. "I will find you again, Yusuke. And when I do, you will PAY for taking my strawberries!"

---ending notes: I think it's kinda cute. Imagined it a lot different. I just wanted to stalk YYH characters. Btw, the girl's name is Excel. It will be said again in the second chapter to be uploaded ASAP. Arigato goziamasu!---