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Food I like by Vincent Crabbe

Here is a list of food that I like

* Cake

* Donuts

* Floating cupcakes

* Chocolate

* Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

* Drooble's Best Blowing Gum

* Chocolate frogs

* Pumpkin pasties

* Cauldron cakes

* Liquorice Wands

* Pepper Imps

* Chocolate balls full of strawberry mousse and clotted cream

* Sugar Quills

* Tooth flossing string mints

* Jelly Slugs

* Nougat

* Coconut ice

* Toffees

* Fizzing Whizbees

* Ice mice

* Peppermint toads

* Blood flavoured lollipops

* Cockroach Cluster

* Fudge flies

* Acid Pops

* Sherbet balls

* Pumpkin tart

* Ice creams

* Pumpkin juice
* Roast beef

* Roast chicken

* Fried sausages

* Stew

* Casserole

* Tripe

* Pork chops

* Shepherd's pie

* Steak

* Cornish pasties

* Lamb chops

* Sausages

* Bacon and steak

* Steak and kidney pudding

* Steak and kidney pie

* Black pudding

* Bread

* Marshmallows

* Crumpets

* Chips

* Yorkshire Pudding custard tart

* Mint Humbugs

* Ice cream

* Apple pies

* Treacle tart

* Chocolate éclairs

* Chocolate gateau

* jam doughnuts

* Trifle

* Strawberries

* Jelly

* Rice pudding.-

* Orange juice

* Kippers

* Eggs and bacon

* toast

* buttered toast with jam

* Corn flakes.
* Turkey

* Chipolatas

* Thick rich gravy

* Cranberry sauce

*Christmas pudding

* Eggnog

* Crumpets

* Trifle

 * Christmas cake

Food I don't like

* Vegetables

This is Draco Malfoy, and I would just like to point out this is not the work of an average pureblood slythern, but one of severe incapability.

Oh Shut up

Only speaking the truth, Crabbe. No, really, this is appalling. Readers, guess how he's spelt vegetable? 'Vegible'! Thank goodness Dumbledore charms this with a spelling charm before they are compiled into a book. That has to be the smartest thing that that mudblood loving old fool has done. He also uses the 'Mircohard Word' charm to make all the letters the same size, which I might add is much needed here

Shut up Malfoy

Why should I Crabbed? I wasn't writing to you anyway. As I was saying before I was interrupted by this Baboon…

Hey!

Sorry, I was offending Baboons there wasn't I. Before I was interrupted by this troll brain…

Hey!!

Crabbe, Trolls don't have feelings. Now shut up.

Hey!!!

People, I refuse to pay attention to that troll any Hey! more. Now, I also hope that Mircohard Word charm will clear the smudge Hey! marks away, so we might be able to tell what the words say. Though really, no great loss if you can't read it. Hey! It basically says Crabbe loves stuffing himself Hey! with every food imaginable

Not every food. I hate vegetables

Yet you like cakes, donuts, floating cupcakes, choc…Hang on, 'Floating cupcakes'?

Oh Malfoy! You've never had a floating cupcake? Goyle and I found them in the hallway after lunch one day. They had this distinct taste, but I don't remember anything until I woke up in a broom closet with Goyle

 OK, too much information Crabbe. Readers, can't you see what I stuck with! In a dormitory with disgraces to the the pure blood world. With two Slytherns who are as useless as a screen door on a submarine, are so ugly that mice jump up on chairs when they enter a room and failed the divination exam because Trelawney wanted them to sort their thoughts in a crystal ball, and they didn't have any to sort.

Bloody hell, that must be annoying. Which two Slytherns?

It is at this point in time that I, Draco Malfoy will lose faith completely in the pureblood Slythern world

Oh, don't say that, Malfoy! You can still rely on Golye and I

And why do you think that I Draco Malfoy would lower my self to the standards of someone being reliant on you too? How the hell did you get into the memories committee anyway?

Dumbledore made me

That mudblood lover? Why did you pay attention to him?

He said I "had to improve my mind" or stuff like that, and if I didn't do this shit thing, he'd fail me.

But you are going to be a deatheater, right? It's not like you need NEWTS to do that. Your father doesn't even care, unlike mine

It's not only that. He's going to keep me back, until I do pass, meaning until I do this memories thing

Fine, but I don't know how you can do this

Hey, you are on the committee too

No, I mean how can you physically and mentally do this. You can't write, you can't read you wouldn't know good literature if it hit you with a bludger. I mean, you could not hold a quill until fourth year. You did not even know what parchment and quills were until the middle of first year.

Hey! That is not fair. I found out what parchment was two weeks into first year.

 Whatever, really, what do you call this? 'Food I like?' Actual writing? I think not! This is a list, not a story.

Dumbledore said I could start off slowly, just writing lists.

The old fool has really lost it this time. He thinks you'll get quicker? I mean, you're so slow; You would come third out of a race with only two people  in it. Though your lack of fitness and excessive layers of fat might contribute to that 

Shut up!

I'm not saying a word

Well, STOP writing then

You know that the action of a quill against a piece of parchment is known as writing?

 Shut it! I'm not as bad as Goyle. He's worst at spelling, and writing and stuff...

Aren't you? Anyway, what is Goyle doing to pass if he's not on the committee?

Dumbledore has already given up on him. A lost cause, he said

Why am I not surprised? I mean about Goyle being given up on. I am however, surprised that Dumbledore was smart enough to give up on him. To me he always seemed like someone who would take an hour to cook two minute noodles.

Mmmmm… two minute noodles

Do you ever think about anything else except food?

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Well?

Yes. I do. … How much I hate Harry Potter, How much I hate Dumbledore, how much I worship the Dark Lord, How much I hate Gryffindors, and right now, I am writing on a piece of parchment, I am in the Slytherin common room,  the time is 82:90, and You have written stuff on my list.

Um Crabbe, you git, you are reading the clock upside down. It is 6:58.

What! 2 minutes until dinner? Why didn't any one tell me!

Well, Crabbe has just run out of the room. I wish I had his luxury of being satisfied passing the seventh year by writing a couple of lists. I must get top of the year to please my idol, my father. I must be the best. I won't be satisfied with anything below that. I'm a Malfoy, for crying out loud. Really, the only competition is that ugly mudblood, Granger. Well, I'll show her that pure blood always wins in the end. There is no substitute for quality.