Backstage
Kurama: ::in youko form:: I like to breed chickens on a Tuesday night when the moon is full of cheese ::hiccup::
Rookie: ::Walks backstage:: alright ten minu-::See's youko:: O.O
Kurama: want some? ::holds up an empty bottle of vodka::
Rookie: O.o..that's okay..where is m-kit?
Kurama: Um..over there: ::points to his tail::
Rookie: ::Raises eyebrow::
Hiei: ::comes running in and smacks into rookie::
Yusuke: ::running after hiei:: He found the um..ice cream ::runs away::
Rookie: oi -- today is not my day ::takes bottle from kurama::
Kurama: Hey that's mine ::hiccup, falls over::
Hiei: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE :::starts jumping on Kurama:: Bouncy!
Then vash walks in
Vash: ::looks around and jacks the doughnuts and runs off::
Rookie: -- ::eyes go golden:: Damn damn damn damn!
Kayko: Isn't this supposed to be a kids show?
Rookie: ::Falls over:: DON'T DO THAT!
Kayko: ::walks into office never to return::
Karasu: ::walks over to Rookie:: What happened to my youko?
Rookie: He died ::Drags youko and puts him on the desk:: Stay..
Youko: ::falls off desk:: ZzZzZzz
Batman: I AM BATMAN! ::Flies through on a cable::
Rookie: O.o the hell?
Karasu: I wonder what Kurama would look like in that
Rookie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::runs somewhere::
Hiei: ::jumps on Karasu's head:: PONY PONY PONY!
Karasu: GET OFF THE HAIR!
Somewhere on the set
Rookie: Im going to kill someone….
Kuwabara: ::comes running in:: GUESS WHAT?!
Rookie: What…
Kuwabara: I can count to ten
Rookie: ::anime fall:: Oi..
Batman: TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN! ::runs past them::
Rookie/Kuwabara:…..okay…
Random Stage Guy: Where on in five!
Rookie: Ugh, kuwabara go find Karasu!
Kuwabara: Okey Dokey ::walks somewhere::
Rookie: I need a drink…
Back with Karasu and Hiei
Hiei: ::is tied to a pole:: Is this a new game mommy?
Karasu: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY!
Kuwabara: O.o Karasu the show is about to start
Karasu and kuwabara walk to the set
Hiei: Uh..hello?
On set, the theme song is played and Karasu is sitting on the bean bag
::light shines directly in Karasu's eyes::
Karasu: AH IM BLINDED! ::Falls over::
Light guy: SORRY ::moves light::
Karasu: Welcome to Karasu's World of Explosive Devices, Rookie is uh..currently unavailable
Random Kid: Did she get eaten?
Karasu: I don't think so she-
RK: Are you sure mister?
Karasu: Yes I-
RK: Are you sure that you're a mister?
All backstage: ::laugh::
Karasu: -- ::Getting annoyed::
RK: Cause I think you're a chick
Karasu: And I think you should be deep fried! ::Blows kid up::
Audience: ::cheer::
Rookie: ::trips on stage:: Im here ::hiccup::
Karasu: O.o Oh..kay Lets bring out our first guest
Rookie: Sure capin'! ::hiccups::
Batman: ::flies over stage, cable brakes, hangs there for awhile:: Curses ::falls::
Karasu/Rookie: O.o
Batman: ::Stands up:: I ment to do that ::brushes self off:: HAULT EVIL DO-ERS!
Karasu: Uh..who the hell are you…
Batman: I am…BATMAN! ::word batman echos::
Batman: NO you're not I am!
Batman's Echo: Shut up bastard
Batman: SHOW YOURSELF!
BE: ::comes out in the shape of a coconut::
Batman: MY ONE WEAKNESS! ::runs away on all fours::
Coconut: ::see's rookie and karasu:: Hello
Karasu: Okay..Lets get on with it, lets bring out astro bo-
Rookie: Hello mr. Coconut! ::shakes hands::
Coconut: Hello
Rookie: So, how's your mom?
Coconut: Pretty good, how's yours?
Karasu: Uh..Rookie, why are you talking to a coconut?
All:…..
Coconut: Lets take over the world with shoe laces MUAHAHAHAH
Rookie: O.o ::hiccup:: Lets play golf ::gets metal bat:: FOUL! ::hits coconut:: Wow what a whopper
Karasu: O.o..okay, anywho lets bring out astro boy
Hiei comes out in an astro boy outfit, (which is basically a speedo thing and a belt and boots)
Audience: ::whistle::
Hiei: ::does the model walk:: You know you want me ::prances around karasu::
Rookie: ::smacks Hiei's ass::
Hiei: O.o ::hides behind Karasu:: help me mommy
Karasu: I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY, YOUR MOMMY THREW YOU OFF A CLIFF!
Hiei: O.O ::runs away crying::
Rookie: -- damn it kar- ::hiccup:: kara-..kar..kar..karrot! ::runs off to find Hiei::
Karasu: Uh…hello..::eye twitches::
Audience Member: ::coughs::
Karasu: DON'T MOCK ME! :::blows him up::
Kurama: ::crawls on stage::
Karasu: ::smirks:: Hello Kurama
Kurama: ::pokes Karasu in the eye with a pencil::
Karasu: GAH MY EYE X.O ::runs in circles::
Kurama: ::sits in a bucket::
Rookie: ::comes back with Hiei and sets Hiei on the table:: Um….
Camera Guy: Times up!
Rookie: ::hiccup:: well it seems we are out of time, see ya!
Kurama: ::in the bucket:: Woho Im a hobo!
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