Rookie: So many reviews they love me ::tear::
Hiei: Hn, I don't
Rookie: ::Growls and shows fangs::
Hiei: ::does the same::
Rookie: ::attacks::
Hiei: ::laughs like invader zim::
Minna: 00
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Theme song for Karasu's Kiddy show comes on
Rookie: Hello boys and ::hiccup:: um..um..
Kurama: ::Still in bucket:: sponges?
Rookie: Yes..sponges
Karasu: -- and people think I have problems
Hiei: ::tied to a pole:: Lemme goooooooooooo
Karasu: IM TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE! MY CO HOST IS DRUNK AND THERE IS A DRUNKEN KITSUNE…ooh..hes drunk
Kurama: I swear to drunk Im not bob
Audience: O.o
M-chan: ::appears on flying toaster oven:: Hello people
All: ::Fall over::
Karasu: Help me!
M-chan: Um….okay! ::jumps on Karasu's lap::
Karasu: Uh…okay, anyways. Well here we are with another episode of Karasu's World of-
Kurama: Onion springs!
Karasu:…….Karasu's World-
Rookie: Steamed banana peels!
Karasu: -- Karasu's World of Exploding…::waites::…Device-
M-chan: SPEEDOS!
Karasu: AHHHHHHHHHHH CANT I JUST SAY THE GOD DAMN NAME OF THE SHOW!!
All: O.o
Aduience Member: ::sneezes::
Karasu: ::pulls out a machine gun and shoots him:: -- anyone else?
All: o.o…..
Rookie: heheeheheeheheehhehe ::drinks more::
Karasu: ::Takes it:: Gimmie that…apple juice?!?! The hell?
Rookie: What did you think we where drunk?
Karasu: ::Face faults::
M-chan: He face faulted! ::Takes picture::
Karasu: I see dots
Kurama: We aren't drunk! We're high on ramen!
Karasu/Audience: ::anime fall::
Rookie: Anywhozamawhatsafigger today's show we will be teaching young children self defense, and the teacher is our own Yusuke!
Yusuke comes out onto a little blue mat with 5 children about 7 years old
Yusuke: Alright kids, today Im going to teach you how not to get your asses kicked
Kid #1: My mommy says Im a pansy
Yusuke: Well we are here to fix that!
Kid #2: My mommy says pansys are pretty
Yusuke: Not when your mom calls you one. Now Im going to teach you how to punch now you ::points to little girl:: Come punch me as hard as you can in the stomach
Girl: ::punches yusuke in the nuts::
Yusuke: ::falls over::
Kurama: O.O ow
Hiei: o.o..wow what a whopper
Then a pair of socks in nurse suits come running down the hall with a stretcher made of thong underwear put Yusuke on it and run away singing the meow mix song
Kurama: Hey those are my underwear!
All: O.o
Hiei: Its ass floss!
M-chan: ::drools at the thought of kurama in a thong::
Rookie: O.o..well uh….er….Kurama go teach the kids (now remember he is in Youko Form)
Kurama: But Im a hobo! ::clings to his bucket::
Rookie: -- ::picks up bucket and throws it to the mat::
Bucket fly across the room
Kurama: ::lands on his head::
Kid #2: Look he has cool ears! ::yanks his left ear::
Girl: My mommy said that meatloaf has drugs in it
Kid #3: Um…will you marry me?
Girl: Okay
::both skip off to get married::
M-chan: Im going to be the priest ::runs after them to be the priest::
Karasu: Does that mean she molests little boys?
Rookie: ::Shrugs:: Now teach Kurama!
Kurama: ::stands up:: Now this is how you injure someone ::hits little kid with a bamboo stick::
Kid: ow ::falls over::
Audience Member: REMEMBER THE ALAMO! ::throws liver at him::
Kurama: ::dodges it:: HAHA ::gets hit with bologna::
Then a line of little hotdogs with top hats come out and start a kickline
HotDogs: My bologna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R my bologna has a second name its M-A-Y-E-R I like to eat it everday and if you ask me why I say……CAUSE OSCARMAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A! ::tap dance off::
All: O.o….
Kurama: Oi my head ::looks at pole:: Where did Hiei go?
Karasu: ::shrugs::
Door bell rings
Karasu: O.o..we have a doorbell?
Rookie: Ill get it ::opens door that randomly appears::
M-chan: Did someone order a pizza?
Rookie: I thought you wanted to be a priest
M-chan: They told me to keep my day job then I told them I didn't have day job, so I went out and got one
Rookie: O.o..::jacks Pizza::
M-chan: PAY ME!
Rookie: ::hands her a clam and shuts the door::
Kurama: What kind of pizza did you get?
Rookie: I didn't order one O.o
Hiei: ::comes running in:: PIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA ::Attacks Rookie::
Rookie: ::Falls over:: anyone get the name of that chevy?
Kurama: Since when did you like pizza, Hiei?
Karasu: Since when did he know what pizza was
Kurama: Since when did he know how to use a phone
Karasu: Since when did he have the phone number
Kurama: Since when did he know how to order a pizza
Karasu: Since when did he know our address
Kurama/Karasu: ::both turn to camera:: The world will never know
Audience: ::stare in amazement::
Hiei: ::sits on Rookie and opens the pizza that has mounds of ice cream on it:: SWEEEEET SNOOOOOOOW ::gobles the pizza::
Kurama: I didn't know they put ice cream on pizza
Rookie: Hiei can you get off me?
Hiei: ::drips ice cream on her:: huh?
Rookie: O.O COLD COLD COLD!
Karasu: O.o….oookay..well that's all for todays show, see ya next time on-
All: Karasu's World of onions and steaming banana peels!
Karasu: O.o..
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