Theme song for the show comes on, same set bean bags and a table with candy on it, Rookie and Karasu walk out
Audience: ::cheer::
Rookie: GAH MY HEAD! ::throws shoe at random audience member::
Audience Member: Xx
Karasu: 0o no more killing audience member with random objects!
Rookie: You have no room to talk bomb boy
Karasu: I don't like this word bomb, its not a bomb it's a device that has a tendency to explode
All: 00
Rookie:..anywho, welcome to a special addition to Karasu's Kiddy Show!
Karasu: Why is it special..is Kurama going to be a dominatrix…Kurama: ::thwaps him with a bucket:: Im right here you idiot
Karasu: ::gets bomb::
Rookie: --
Hiei: ::running from random mob of penguins::
Penguins: Master come back to us! ::chase after him::
All: 0o
Rookie: Anyways, from my lack of ideas I am stealing something from mtv, the show is called "Pimp my ride"
Kuwabara: Your going to what the what now?
Rookie: -- It's a show where you take a crappy ass car and make it pimptastic!Karasu: What is this pimptastic you speak off…
Rookie: ::aggrivated:: we make it pretty okay!
All: OOOOoooooh
Rookie: 0o anywho here is my twist
Kurama: Oh god
Rookie: Welcome to…….
All:……
Rookie: Pimp my tractor!!!
All: ::anime fall::
Kurama: How are we going to…"pimp" a tractor
Rookie: Like so ::whistles::
Then a large crappy ass tractor drivin by a potato with a straw hat and overralls comes raming through the walls
Rookie: STOP WRECKING MY SET! ::pulls out deep fryer::
Potato: 00 ::ducktapes wall back togther::
Karasu: It ads omph to it
Potato: Now this here tractor needs some pimpin' Im tired of being a single spud so pimp it out! ::poofs away::
Rookie: Okay….ugh where is Hiei?
Kurama: I don't know, why?Rookie: Because he has the tool box
Hiei appears with a tool box and throws it at her
Rookie: ::is hit:: thanks now back to you bob.
Karasu: ::laughs, is hit with random wrench::
Hiei: ::whistles and walks away::
Kurama: Um..::Stands there, see's something shiney:: SHINEY! ::is hit with a mallet named bob::
Mallet: I am the security to make sure you don't steal anything shiney, now back off! ::hops away::
Hiei: ::Stands in the middle of the screen doing nothing:: bakas ::walks away::
Rookie: Oi my head..um anywho lets pimp out the tractor! He needs a new seat ::rips seat out and throws it::
Karasu:….would you like fries with that?
All: 0o
Rookie: ::puts sink in place of the seat:: yay for plaster!
Kurama: I don't think he's going to like that
Rookie: If he doesn't he can meet shoeburt
Kurama: What is a shoeburt
Rookie: ::pulls out deepfryer::
Kurama: Where do you keep that thing
Rookie: 0o in my pants?
Kurama: ::hentai grin::
Karasu: PERV! ::hits him with bob::
Rookie: 00 well that was unexpected
Karasu: Oh this carpet just wont do! ::rips out the carpet::
Hiei: Why is there carpet in this ningen automobile
All: ::Fall over::
Kurama: Don't do that!
Hiei: Do what
Kurama: just..appear!
Hiei: what ever fox
Kurama: -- ::hits Hiei with Jimmy::
Hiei: ::sneezes::
Karasu: Hiei is allergic to Jimmy
Hiei: Am not
Rookie: ::takes Kuramas tail and puts it in his face::
Hiei: ::sneezes again:: I am not bakas
Karasu: The first step is always denile
Rookie: You are obsessed with Kurama
Karasu: Am not
Rookie: I think you need to share your step Hiei
Hiei/Karasu: --
Rookie: ::throws out stearing wheel and replaces it with a rubber duck::
Kurama: How is he going to drive with a rubber duck
Rookie: You cant drive with a rubber duck, silly
Kurama: 0o
END
Rookie: Stay tuned for Pimp My tractor, special edition 2! Bye Bye
