Rookie: I like….frosting ::puts frosting on Kurama's nose::

Kurama:..thank you

Rookie: . Your welcome sir ::salutes::

Kurama:…..

Random Stage Guy: Where on in five!

Rookie: Okey dokey .

Kurama: You seem happy today..

Rookie: I just got back from a party, I think I still have frosting on me from the cake fight, To the office mobile to wash my el face-o!

Kurama: El face-o

Rookie: Hey, don't diss the spanglish

Kurama:….::walks to a randomly placed..place::

Rookie: ::walks into her office to see Hiei sleeping in her chair with his feet on the desk::

Hiei: ZzZzZzZz

Rookie: ::pushes him off her desk::

Hiei: ::falls on his face:: .

Rookie: ::pulls a sink out of her back pocket and staples it to her desk and washes her face::

Hiei: 0o you must have big pockets…

Kuronue: Or the sink is compact….

Both: ::Fall over::

Rookie: When in the hell did you get here?

Kuronue: Um…I don't know ::hiccup::

Hiei: wonderful, we have a drunk bath

Kuronue: Nam ot! ::trips over a saftey pin:: TIMBER ::falls over:: .

Rookie: This show has a problem with alcohol…

Karasu: ::walks in riding a pony:: Its time for the show ::picks her up by her waist and throws her over her shoulder:: Come on lets go saddle up some camels ::trots off::

Hiei: ::shakes head:: these people need to be in a mental institution..

The music comes on, regular set black backdrop, red beanbags and a glass table with candy and random items on them

Karasu: ::ties his pony to a potted plant and puts Rookie down on the table:: Hello kids and welcome to the second edition of the special Karasu show!

Audience: ::cheers in fear of being exploded::

Karasu: Bring out the tractor!

Then the tractor with the sink for a seat and duck for a stearing wheel comes out

Karasu: On with the pimping!

Rookie: are you on drugs…

Karasu:…...

Kuronue: ::walks in:: Hello there may I call you Robson and smack your camel?

Random Audience Member: 0o ::hands Kuronue a spoon::

Kuronue: EVIL ITS EVIL I SAY EVIL! ::throws it into the light::

Light: ::screams and falls on audience member::

All: 00

Rookie:….::cough:: anywho, Kurama bring me the box of tooleyness

Karasu: Tolleyness isnt a word baka kyuuketsuki

Rookie: Don't make me bite you…

Kurama: ::walks out and throws tool box at Karasu::

Karasu: ::ducks::

Rookie: ::is hit with the tool box:: . I'm okay! ::falls over::

Kuronue: 00 ::hentai grin:: . ::walks over to her::

Hiei: ::hits him over the head with one of his many penguin minions:: .

Kuronue: . thanks for the tip, see you soon! ::falls over::

Rookie: ::wakes up to see a penguin on her::

Penguin: Hello

Rookie: 00 DEATH! ::throws penguin into a randomly placed laundry shoot::

Kurama:…since when did we have a laundry shoot there…

Kuronue: Since when did eggos have shoes?

Kurama: 0o ::backs away::

Karasu: ANY DAMN WAY!

All: 00

Karasu: Now to pimp the tractor, hand me the wrench Rookie

Rookie: ::hands him tape:: .

Karasu:..I'm surrounded by idiots…

Rookie: ::puts Mr. Rogers on Karasu's head::

Mr.Roggers: Oh it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood

Karasu: 0o ::puts him in a book bag and ships him to Russia::

Rookie: ::takes off one tire and puts an alpaca in place for it:: .

Kuronue: How's it going to stay?

Rookie: Um…::staples the alpaca:: .

Kurama: Isn't that considered animal abuse…

Rookie: Shh…the walls have noses . .

Kurama:…okay…..

Karasu: ::takes the other wheel off and puts a garden hose in it:: . yay for garden hoses

Rookie: . Its pimptastic

Karasu: Its kinky

Kuronue: It's a weasel!

All: 0o

Hiei: ::walks on set and sleeps on the bean bags::

Rookie: He has a thing for sleeping….::staples random person to the wall::

Kurama: What is with you and staplers…

Rookie: they're fun . ::shoots staples at people::

Person: X.O MY EYE!

Other Person: MY NOSE!

Other other Person: MY HERNIA!

Other other other Person: MY PETUNIA!

All: 0o

Kurama: ::steals stapler:: no more staplers

Rookie: o.o ::gives him the puppy dog look::

Kurama: Don't give me that look….

Rookie: ::continues with the look::

Kurama: ::turns away::

Rookie: ::starts to cry::

Kurama:..ugh ::hands her a toothpick:: Atleast that isn't to dangerous

Rookie: Yay sharp thing! . ::pokes random things::

Karasu: ::puts fuzzy dice in replacement of the engine, and a few pounds of dynamite and some lighter fluid:: . . no one saw that….

Kuronue: ::comes out in a pink flowery dress:: I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

All: 0o

Then Mr. Potato, the owner of the tractor comes out
Potato: what in the four worlds of tea have you done to my tractor, its beautiful! I could cry, gah tear stuck in my eye, I have no hands gah! ::falls over::

All: 0o

Potato: ::Gets up:: I'm okay ::gets into tractor and starts it::

Tractor: ::explodes::

All: 00
Then it starts raining french fries

Rookie: Yay french fries!

Whole cast: What's a french fry?

Rookie: T.T ::anime fall::
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