*notes: Okay this is aload of randomness and may not turn out as i had hoped but hey that's life!*
Prologue....
We all know that Frieza and his minions and Cell are all in the H.F.I.L don't we? Well for those who don't read ogre vests that stands for Home For Infinite Losers. You know the place where Goku fell into??? You don't, and you call yourself a dbz fan well let me ex..*smack* (owni: you are meant to be telling the prologue not the guide to losers!) ok then! *bashes owni with oar*...now where was i, yes well enjoy *cough* what a brilliant prologue tells you so much.
After countless years Frieza and Cell have been shut in and out of the prison for those who mis behave. Everytime they get out they try and escape or annihilate (idiots or what?). Well they were once again put back into it and this is where this tale begins.
"SNAP!" Cried Cell smacking his hand down on the table
"We haven't put anything down yet you fool"
"So, its still a snap"
"Do you even know how to play?"
"perhaps......not *cough*" Frieza gave Cell a blank and irritated look and finally spoke
"you can be the biggest idiot in the world sometimes"
"Hmm, if i remember correctly it was you who came down here first am i right?" Frieza went bright red and threw a bottle of wine at Cell's face, which smashed at impact...not his face of course. "You can really annoy me sometimes" Cell stood up and went to the back of the prison to wipe his face.
"Well atleast you don't have to put up with some "perfect" first class moron!"
"Perfect? But I'm perfect! Who dares say they are perfect and not be me???" Cell clenched his fist and gritted his teeth then ripped the toilet seat out of the wall revealing a hole where the sewage pipe started.
"You're a genius!"
"Who me?" Cell said putting the toilet down
"Look!*points to hole* I bet you could fit down there"
"Me? Are you insane..its a sewage pipe!"
"so?"
"But my perfect body will be ruined!"
"Shut up and go!"
"But i clearly can't fit" Frieza glared and Cell and eventually smiled.
"My dear, dear friend *floats up and puts arm on Cell's shoulder* i can help you with that"
"*gulp*"
Jeice: "I'm bored, i can't believe master Frieza dumped us all for that...thing!"
Burtur: "Look on the bright side, we don't have to follow orders"
King Cold: "Oh you do you have to follow mi-" Suddenly their conversation was interrupted with the sounds of squeals and crashing.
"Owww! Get off me or i will...annihilate you!" Frieza was jumping up and down on Cell's head. Who had only half one leg down the pipe.
"It seems to be stuck! But don't worry this jump with loosen it!"
"wait!!! no!" Cell yelled realizing what would happen if he was pushed any further.
"got it!" With the last jump Cell went tumbling down a metre more....and only having one leg down and one leg out can if you imagine is going to be rather painful!
"@£$#"
"oops" Cell had been split up to his chest..(*shudders*) "Hey er...Cell, maybe if i carried on...erm..Cell?" Cell pulled himself out and healed himself.
"Frieza...you may almost suffocate me, you may throw bottles at me, these i accept but taking away my dignity!" Cell towered over Frieza who was curled up in fear
"eep" Frieza fainted
"....*cough*" Cell turned away and lay down on one of the straw beds.
Prologue....
We all know that Frieza and his minions and Cell are all in the H.F.I.L don't we? Well for those who don't read ogre vests that stands for Home For Infinite Losers. You know the place where Goku fell into??? You don't, and you call yourself a dbz fan well let me ex..*smack* (owni: you are meant to be telling the prologue not the guide to losers!) ok then! *bashes owni with oar*...now where was i, yes well enjoy *cough* what a brilliant prologue tells you so much.
After countless years Frieza and Cell have been shut in and out of the prison for those who mis behave. Everytime they get out they try and escape or annihilate (idiots or what?). Well they were once again put back into it and this is where this tale begins.
"SNAP!" Cried Cell smacking his hand down on the table
"We haven't put anything down yet you fool"
"So, its still a snap"
"Do you even know how to play?"
"perhaps......not *cough*" Frieza gave Cell a blank and irritated look and finally spoke
"you can be the biggest idiot in the world sometimes"
"Hmm, if i remember correctly it was you who came down here first am i right?" Frieza went bright red and threw a bottle of wine at Cell's face, which smashed at impact...not his face of course. "You can really annoy me sometimes" Cell stood up and went to the back of the prison to wipe his face.
"Well atleast you don't have to put up with some "perfect" first class moron!"
"Perfect? But I'm perfect! Who dares say they are perfect and not be me???" Cell clenched his fist and gritted his teeth then ripped the toilet seat out of the wall revealing a hole where the sewage pipe started.
"You're a genius!"
"Who me?" Cell said putting the toilet down
"Look!*points to hole* I bet you could fit down there"
"Me? Are you insane..its a sewage pipe!"
"so?"
"But my perfect body will be ruined!"
"Shut up and go!"
"But i clearly can't fit" Frieza glared and Cell and eventually smiled.
"My dear, dear friend *floats up and puts arm on Cell's shoulder* i can help you with that"
"*gulp*"
Jeice: "I'm bored, i can't believe master Frieza dumped us all for that...thing!"
Burtur: "Look on the bright side, we don't have to follow orders"
King Cold: "Oh you do you have to follow mi-" Suddenly their conversation was interrupted with the sounds of squeals and crashing.
"Owww! Get off me or i will...annihilate you!" Frieza was jumping up and down on Cell's head. Who had only half one leg down the pipe.
"It seems to be stuck! But don't worry this jump with loosen it!"
"wait!!! no!" Cell yelled realizing what would happen if he was pushed any further.
"got it!" With the last jump Cell went tumbling down a metre more....and only having one leg down and one leg out can if you imagine is going to be rather painful!
"@£$#"
"oops" Cell had been split up to his chest..(*shudders*) "Hey er...Cell, maybe if i carried on...erm..Cell?" Cell pulled himself out and healed himself.
"Frieza...you may almost suffocate me, you may throw bottles at me, these i accept but taking away my dignity!" Cell towered over Frieza who was curled up in fear
"eep" Frieza fainted
"....*cough*" Cell turned away and lay down on one of the straw beds.