"Need. Company....NEED COMPANY!" Frieza had his head at the bars, pulling at them repeatedly. "How long have i been alone?!"
"About" the ogre said looking at his watch "approximately 5 minutes"
"OH! Too long, too long!" Frieza slid down the bars and lay on the floor. "I am dying.."
"Stop being a drama queen!" Cell yelled from the other side.
"What?! See, you stupid guard, in that five minutes i became a queen! A Queen of Drama!"
"Oh boy" The guard walked away.
"Well" Cell said taking his glasses off and putting his book down. "I see you accomplished one thing in our whole five minutes of isolation!" He stood up and walked over to the bars.
Frieza was sprawled out on the floor of his cell.
"I say!" Cell said with a sudden outburst of energy. "Frieza old chap!"
"I'm old? You freak!" Frieza yelled after the guard "In the five minutes i became old!"
"No! Frieza it's an expression!"
"Woe is me!" Frieza put his hand on his forehead and rolled over onto his stomach, then back onto his back.
"Right! I have a plan! So if you pay attention and stop whining you can hear it!"
"A plan. What use is a plan. I'm and old Queen of Drama..no plan is perfect!"
Cell clenched his fists.
"ALL MY PLANS ARE PERFECT!" He yelled across to Frieza who, now was up and cowering in the corner. "Now then! You a slim aren't you"
"Of course..Oh i know! You want to know how i stay so fit. Well there's a story behind it, you see.."
"Shut up! I don't! I was thinking maybe you could fit through your bars."
"Oh. Let me see." Frieza stood up and walked over to the bars. Then slipped sideways through.
"Thats it! Just your head now, then we are home free!"..Cell watched as Frieza tugged. "Dear god. Don't tell me you're"
"Stuck! Yes i am! Thanks to your no good plan".
"Maybe if i extended my tail and sort of, wrapped it round your foot?" He did this and then grabbed the railing at the back of the cell and pulled towards it.
"Ouch! Stop!"
"No pain, no gain!" He carried on.
"OI! What are you doing!?" Cell let go and ran to his bed and pretended to sleep. An ogre came along. Frieza was now on the floor with his head still through the bars.
"You crafty devil!" The ogre walked over and looked at him.
"Ah that's where you are wrong." Frieza whimpered. "I, am a changeling of the highest quality and power" He closed his eyes and fell unconscious.
"Right!" The ogre slid him back through the bars then called a blacksmith.
When Frieza awoke he saw that the bars were higher in number and that they were crossed over.
"Well that worked!" He shouted across to the cell where his friend was. There was no reply, no perfects. Nothing. "Cell?"
"Cell had gone" the guard said. "He left about an hour ago, his isolation time is up, however yours has been doubled. Due to an attempted escape!"
"Attempted escape?! How dare you, i merely slipped..and fell through the bars...body first!"
"Likely story."
"How long was i out for good ogre?"
"I'd say about an hour"
"An hour! How come Cell only got 5 minutes!"
"So did you! I went away to get the keys, but when i came back i found you trying to escape! Well tripping in the wrong direction anyway!"
"Well you said mine has been doubled which technically would make it 10minutes!"
"10 minutes from now you have woken up"
"Damn! Curse you Cell!
"About" the ogre said looking at his watch "approximately 5 minutes"
"OH! Too long, too long!" Frieza slid down the bars and lay on the floor. "I am dying.."
"Stop being a drama queen!" Cell yelled from the other side.
"What?! See, you stupid guard, in that five minutes i became a queen! A Queen of Drama!"
"Oh boy" The guard walked away.
"Well" Cell said taking his glasses off and putting his book down. "I see you accomplished one thing in our whole five minutes of isolation!" He stood up and walked over to the bars.
Frieza was sprawled out on the floor of his cell.
"I say!" Cell said with a sudden outburst of energy. "Frieza old chap!"
"I'm old? You freak!" Frieza yelled after the guard "In the five minutes i became old!"
"No! Frieza it's an expression!"
"Woe is me!" Frieza put his hand on his forehead and rolled over onto his stomach, then back onto his back.
"Right! I have a plan! So if you pay attention and stop whining you can hear it!"
"A plan. What use is a plan. I'm and old Queen of Drama..no plan is perfect!"
Cell clenched his fists.
"ALL MY PLANS ARE PERFECT!" He yelled across to Frieza who, now was up and cowering in the corner. "Now then! You a slim aren't you"
"Of course..Oh i know! You want to know how i stay so fit. Well there's a story behind it, you see.."
"Shut up! I don't! I was thinking maybe you could fit through your bars."
"Oh. Let me see." Frieza stood up and walked over to the bars. Then slipped sideways through.
"Thats it! Just your head now, then we are home free!"..Cell watched as Frieza tugged. "Dear god. Don't tell me you're"
"Stuck! Yes i am! Thanks to your no good plan".
"Maybe if i extended my tail and sort of, wrapped it round your foot?" He did this and then grabbed the railing at the back of the cell and pulled towards it.
"Ouch! Stop!"
"No pain, no gain!" He carried on.
"OI! What are you doing!?" Cell let go and ran to his bed and pretended to sleep. An ogre came along. Frieza was now on the floor with his head still through the bars.
"You crafty devil!" The ogre walked over and looked at him.
"Ah that's where you are wrong." Frieza whimpered. "I, am a changeling of the highest quality and power" He closed his eyes and fell unconscious.
"Right!" The ogre slid him back through the bars then called a blacksmith.
When Frieza awoke he saw that the bars were higher in number and that they were crossed over.
"Well that worked!" He shouted across to the cell where his friend was. There was no reply, no perfects. Nothing. "Cell?"
"Cell had gone" the guard said. "He left about an hour ago, his isolation time is up, however yours has been doubled. Due to an attempted escape!"
"Attempted escape?! How dare you, i merely slipped..and fell through the bars...body first!"
"Likely story."
"How long was i out for good ogre?"
"I'd say about an hour"
"An hour! How come Cell only got 5 minutes!"
"So did you! I went away to get the keys, but when i came back i found you trying to escape! Well tripping in the wrong direction anyway!"
"Well you said mine has been doubled which technically would make it 10minutes!"
"10 minutes from now you have woken up"
"Damn! Curse you Cell!