Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the snippet of the song that's featured in this chapter. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised...Those who watch 'V Graham Norton' will know who I'm referring to in this part.It's going to be a one sided conversation for part of it.
Chapter 4- The Phone Call
Before Alan could say any more, his mobile started to ring,"Sometimes I wish I never charged this damn thing to work in Hogwarts."He muttered."I also wish that I hadn't chosen that tune as well."The phone kept ringing insistently.He growled and pressed the button to answer."Hello."
"......"said the voice on the other end.
"Oh hi.How are you?"
"........"
"Yeah I'm fine....Listen, did you tell David that Graham said he looks like Harry Enfield?"
"........"
"You'd better tell him or I might."
".........!"
"Oh I will,and then you'd have to live the rest of your life dressed as a woman..."
".........."
"I only wore that dress for THAT scene.I don't go to the Ritz dressed like that."
"....."
"Yes well. I have to go..."
".............."
"Bye."
"..."
Alan hung up and ignored the students' curious stares.Harry put up his hand."Yes Harry?"
"Who was that?"
"Snuffles."Alan replied,with a laugh.
"But Snuffles has just come into the hall."Harry protested.Harry noticed that Sirius was carry a vial of something and that he poured it into Alan's drink.Harry saw Sirius lean towards Severus, and mutter something which made Severus first stare at Sirius in disgust and then start laughing,quietly.
Harry nudged Hermione, which made her turn round to face him,"What Harry?"
"Sirius just put something in Alan's drink."
"I hope it's not dangerous."Hermione muttered, watching Alan take gulp down his drink and then choke.
"Urgh! That tastes like old socks, What was that?"
TBC
(A/N: What did Sirius put in Alan's drink? Who was on the phone? Why was Alan doing most of the talking in this chapter?)
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the snippet of the song that's featured in this chapter. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised...Those who watch 'V Graham Norton' will know who I'm referring to in this part.It's going to be a one sided conversation for part of it.
Chapter 4- The Phone Call
Before Alan could say any more, his mobile started to ring,"Sometimes I wish I never charged this damn thing to work in Hogwarts."He muttered."I also wish that I hadn't chosen that tune as well."The phone kept ringing insistently.He growled and pressed the button to answer."Hello."
"......"said the voice on the other end.
"Oh hi.How are you?"
"........"
"Yeah I'm fine....Listen, did you tell David that Graham said he looks like Harry Enfield?"
"........"
"You'd better tell him or I might."
".........!"
"Oh I will,and then you'd have to live the rest of your life dressed as a woman..."
".........."
"I only wore that dress for THAT scene.I don't go to the Ritz dressed like that."
"....."
"Yes well. I have to go..."
".............."
"Bye."
"..."
Alan hung up and ignored the students' curious stares.Harry put up his hand."Yes Harry?"
"Who was that?"
"Snuffles."Alan replied,with a laugh.
"But Snuffles has just come into the hall."Harry protested.Harry noticed that Sirius was carry a vial of something and that he poured it into Alan's drink.Harry saw Sirius lean towards Severus, and mutter something which made Severus first stare at Sirius in disgust and then start laughing,quietly.
Harry nudged Hermione, which made her turn round to face him,"What Harry?"
"Sirius just put something in Alan's drink."
"I hope it's not dangerous."Hermione muttered, watching Alan take gulp down his drink and then choke.
"Urgh! That tastes like old socks, What was that?"
TBC
(A/N: What did Sirius put in Alan's drink? Who was on the phone? Why was Alan doing most of the talking in this chapter?)