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You no sue.

If you sue, you get no money.

Because, see, us broke.

If we own hp I wouldn't write this.

Ok?

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"Come on Sirius just get the stupid ingredient! We got to finish this potion or Professor Gobtrotum will have our hide!" A Raven-haired boy yelled from behind is Cauldron.

"Fine James. I'm coming, I'm coming." Another boy with shoulder length black hair grabbed a random ingredient dropping it into the potion.

"No Sirius. Damn!" A third boy walked in. "You stupid IDIOT! That ruins the potion…" With that the whole potion exploded Knocking the three down, plus three more as they walked into the room.

"What did you do, Sirius?" A girl asked standing up. "How come you always blame it on me?" Sirius retorted. "Because its always your fault!" The girl, whose name was Lily, replied.

"Oh…" Without a better reply, Sirius turned to find, sitting in the remains of the explosion, six disheveled people.

"Man, my butt aches." A red haired figure groaned. "Where the hell are we?" A tall black girl mumbled rubbing the back of her head. "Jeez, how am I supposed to know Angel?" I'm not physic!" Another red head replied.

"Oh, could have fooled me!" The brunette snapped. " Stop fighting and look around!" Another one of the girls scolded. " Um. Who are you?" Remus (A.N The brunette or the one with sense or the brilliant one (continuos talking about Remus)… *Gets hit over the head with a frying pan* Och. What was that for?) asked.

"I'm Gred," One of the red haired boys said. "And this is my twin Forge."

"Stupid, tell them your real names." The Black girl scowled. "Fine Angel, I'm Fred." "And I'm George." " Were Twins." They said together.

"I'm Angelina." The black girl smiled. "This is Alicia." The brunette grinned and waved. "And this is Katie." A small blonde smiled shyly.

"Hi! I'm James." The black haired boy messed up his already messy hair.

"Sirius Black." A boy with long raven black hair waved. "Lupin, Remus Lupin" Remus did an exact impression of James Bond. "Peter." The small mousy boy squeaked.

" I'm Lily Evans. Pleased to meet you." A girl with auburn colored hair smiled. " And this is Violet. She doesn't talk much." The Girl standing behind her waved flipping her platinum blond hair.

"Ok, now who is the guy behind you Fred…or George…Wait…whatever." Sirius fell back holding his head. "My brain hurts."

"How can it hurt if it's not there." Remus smirked (Malfoy style) ducking to avoid getting smacked upside the head. Katie giggled.

Hurrying up to Remus Angelina and Alicia bowed down to the floor in front of him chanting. "We worship you oh great god of laughter." The look on Remus face was enough to make Katie break out in giggles for the second time since (takes a deep breath.) George pushed Alicia intro Angelina who grabbed Fred who pushed George and then they all fell into the lake. That was the most complex "prank" Fred and George had ever pulled and it was made even more complex by the fact that Angelina seemed to blame Fred personally for it and wouldn't talk to him for a week.

"Oh he…he's…Lee." Fred said as if it explained everything. " He thinks Sirius is a serial killer." "I'm a WHAT!" Sirius screamed. " A serial killer" Remus grimaced. " A cereal killer? Why would I kill Cereal? She is my bestest friend." Sirius cried. (A.N Literally. With tears.)

"His best friend is an inanimate object?" Alicia asked confused. "No, She's his… Kitty." Remus replied before sliding out of view. All that could be heard was a steady. "THUNK, DAMN, THUNK DAMN!"

"Why did he name his cat Cereal? That's like something Fred would do." Lee smirked. (Not Malfoyish at all.) "It is not cereal." Fred yelled. " Its bowl of fruit. Bowl of fruit lives on!" Fred raised his arm so that he looked like a bad impression of the Statue of Liberty. "Sorry to break your bubble bro. But bowl of fruit is dead."

"What! Noooooooo…" Fred cried out. "How did she die?"

"Bill stepped on her…" Fred raised his fist in a dramatic manner, "Bill will die!"

"No bro." George said as if talking to a Baby. "Someone will die, but it won't be Bill." "Oh, ok…um. Percy is going down."

" He knows more hexes than you do." Lee piped in. " Good point Lee. (A.N Ah. the world is coming to an end.) When I get home Ron is going DOWN.

"Won't your mum kill you?" Katie said slowly.

"And you think she won't when she finds out that they blew up a potion and HALF the potions lab." Angelina said rolling her eyes.

"Good point Angie. Let me help Pleeaase!" George whined. "Sure bro." Fred said grinning.

James who had been standing still thinking (A.N Wow.) suddenly asked Lily. "Why would Sirius kill Cereal?" "Excuse me for a second," Lily, walked towards were you still could hear Remus hitting his head against the wall. "Remus could I join you?" "Sure, there is enough wall for everyone."

Lee looked amused, "hey! That's what Angelina does whenever Fred says something stupid."

"Correction." Alicia said. "Angelina does that every time Fred opens his mouth."

"…Hey!" Fred said after a small silence. "I…I think she just insulted me!"

"She did!" George said, trying not to laugh. Katie s voice was again audible. "And she did it good to!"

"So could ANYONE tell me why I would kill Cereal?" Sirius whined

"You wouldn't kill Cereal. It's a pun. A play on words." George smirked knowingly.

"Really?" James asked

"Yeah! Lee is just a little weird." Fred grinned

"You know, I think we will just go with that." Remus said as he returned rubbing his head.

" Yeah and hopefully they will never take muggle studies. The ignorant fools." Lily smiled.

"Hmm. Now were are we?" Alicia asked. "It looks like our potions classroom but its lacking Snapes disgusting odor." (A.N I do not have anything against Snape, but of course, they do.)

"What, the greasy smell?" Angelina sniggered.

"SNAPE!" The group of the past (The present? I'm making my head spin. Oh! Pretty colors.) screamed.

"The twelve year old slimeball that smells like he hasn't bathed in years?" James marveled. "Decades is more like it." Lee said. "And to answer your question Alicia, I don't think where are we is the right question." " Yeah." George said looking around the room. "When are we?"

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