Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid.
Chapter 6
Remus turned to Alan."What was that?"
"I don't know,prehaps you better tell me."Alan replied.
"I think someone spiked your drink."Steven muttered,not bothering to look up from his book,somehow during the dream sequence he had opened a big heavey book and was getting into it.He looked up finally,"Hey Sirius.What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"You what?"Sirius asked, now totally confused.
Alan rolled his eyes, "Idiot, you've been getting way TOO far into the 5th book. You never should've sold Hary's stories to the JK Rowling person."
Harry looked up as he heard his name,"Hey what do you mean?"
"This woman, wrote your stories and passed them off as fiction. They also have movies out and that is where I come in, I'm going to be playing, the Professor, you all know and love,Severus Snape."
"Am I in it?"Sirius asked, Alan nodded."Who's playing me?"
A whole barrage of noise,assulted Alan's ears.
"Who's playing me?"
"What about me?"
"It better be someone good."
"Who's doing me?" Harry asked.
"Good at what?"
Alan yelled,"Quiet! Harry, I could really take that, the wrong way you know. The cast list is extensive but the main players are....."He took a deep breath."Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter,Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley,Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid,Gary Oldman, Sirius Black,"This news caused Sirius to dance around the tables, yelling,"Gary Oldman as little old me!" Everyone laughed.
"May I continue?" Alan Smirked, everyone nodded,"Michael Gambon as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore,Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva McGonagall, Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy and, finally,David Thewlis as Professor Remus Lupin." Remus looked stunned.
Pansy yelled out,"Oh yeah! I'm gonna see it now. David Thewlis, as Lupin, YES!"
Alan looked confused, Sirius filled him in,"She has a huge crush on him.She told us all."
Sirius walked over to Steven and took the book from him.He flicked to the back of the book and saw what happens to him.His eyes widened."BLOODY HELL!!"He yelled.
"What is it Snuffles?" Remus asked, taking the book from Sirius.
"Aw.. isn't that cute? And they wonder where all those slash writer's get their inspiration from?"Steven muttered.
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid.
Chapter 6
Remus turned to Alan."What was that?"
"I don't know,prehaps you better tell me."Alan replied.
"I think someone spiked your drink."Steven muttered,not bothering to look up from his book,somehow during the dream sequence he had opened a big heavey book and was getting into it.He looked up finally,"Hey Sirius.What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"You what?"Sirius asked, now totally confused.
Alan rolled his eyes, "Idiot, you've been getting way TOO far into the 5th book. You never should've sold Hary's stories to the JK Rowling person."
Harry looked up as he heard his name,"Hey what do you mean?"
"This woman, wrote your stories and passed them off as fiction. They also have movies out and that is where I come in, I'm going to be playing, the Professor, you all know and love,Severus Snape."
"Am I in it?"Sirius asked, Alan nodded."Who's playing me?"
A whole barrage of noise,assulted Alan's ears.
"Who's playing me?"
"What about me?"
"It better be someone good."
"Who's doing me?" Harry asked.
"Good at what?"
Alan yelled,"Quiet! Harry, I could really take that, the wrong way you know. The cast list is extensive but the main players are....."He took a deep breath."Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter,Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley,Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid,Gary Oldman, Sirius Black,"This news caused Sirius to dance around the tables, yelling,"Gary Oldman as little old me!" Everyone laughed.
"May I continue?" Alan Smirked, everyone nodded,"Michael Gambon as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore,Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva McGonagall, Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy and, finally,David Thewlis as Professor Remus Lupin." Remus looked stunned.
Pansy yelled out,"Oh yeah! I'm gonna see it now. David Thewlis, as Lupin, YES!"
Alan looked confused, Sirius filled him in,"She has a huge crush on him.She told us all."
Sirius walked over to Steven and took the book from him.He flicked to the back of the book and saw what happens to him.His eyes widened."BLOODY HELL!!"He yelled.
"What is it Snuffles?" Remus asked, taking the book from Sirius.
"Aw.. isn't that cute? And they wonder where all those slash writer's get their inspiration from?"Steven muttered.
TBC