Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. If you don't know to whom I'm referring to in this chapter.Too bad.
Chapter 7
Remus looked at Sirius and then pulled a disgusted face, as he realised what Steven had meant."Ew no.."
"Hello one is Snuffles.Snuffles doesn't like the piss taken out of him."Sirius said."Snuffles also wants to have words with JK Rowling because Snuffles is still here."
"Shame."Severus muttered."What's with all the third person stuff?"
"At least he didn't say 'One is the Queen.'complete with limp wrist and all, That would be too like watching Graham Norton."Hermione muttered.
"Graham who?"Remus asked.
Hermione opened her mouth to answer but, shut it again when, Alan cut in over her."Muggle comic.Takes the micky out of the Royal Family."
"Isn't he the one who said about his wrist hurting?"Sirius asked.Alan nodded."Oh he's so cool.I want to be on there."
"Welcome to Limp Wrist Association." Severus muttered,wryly.Everyone looked at him,"What?Alan is my brother,Don't you think he'd make me watch muggle shows with him?"
"He's a big VGN fan."Alan supplied, helpfully,ignoring Severus' glare.
"Dudley is too."Harry said."I think he fancies Graham or something."
Steven muttered something imcomprehensible.He ignored the stares he was getting form everyone else.
Harry looked up to see an owl drop a parcel on Steven head.Steven put the newspaper aside and opened the rest of his mail.Harry leaned over and asked,"Can I read this?"Steven nodded as he was deeply imersed in his letter."Thanks."
Harry opened the newspaper and his eyes widened."Woah!"
"What Harry? Has the Minister messed up again?Umbridge getting married? "Ron asked.
TBC
(A/N: What was in the newpaper? Is it even the Daily Prophet?)Read and Review.
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. If you don't know to whom I'm referring to in this chapter.Too bad.
Chapter 7
Remus looked at Sirius and then pulled a disgusted face, as he realised what Steven had meant."Ew no.."
"Hello one is Snuffles.Snuffles doesn't like the piss taken out of him."Sirius said."Snuffles also wants to have words with JK Rowling because Snuffles is still here."
"Shame."Severus muttered."What's with all the third person stuff?"
"At least he didn't say 'One is the Queen.'complete with limp wrist and all, That would be too like watching Graham Norton."Hermione muttered.
"Graham who?"Remus asked.
Hermione opened her mouth to answer but, shut it again when, Alan cut in over her."Muggle comic.Takes the micky out of the Royal Family."
"Isn't he the one who said about his wrist hurting?"Sirius asked.Alan nodded."Oh he's so cool.I want to be on there."
"Welcome to Limp Wrist Association." Severus muttered,wryly.Everyone looked at him,"What?Alan is my brother,Don't you think he'd make me watch muggle shows with him?"
"He's a big VGN fan."Alan supplied, helpfully,ignoring Severus' glare.
"Dudley is too."Harry said."I think he fancies Graham or something."
Steven muttered something imcomprehensible.He ignored the stares he was getting form everyone else.
Harry looked up to see an owl drop a parcel on Steven head.Steven put the newspaper aside and opened the rest of his mail.Harry leaned over and asked,"Can I read this?"Steven nodded as he was deeply imersed in his letter."Thanks."
Harry opened the newspaper and his eyes widened."Woah!"
"What Harry? Has the Minister messed up again?Umbridge getting married? "Ron asked.
TBC
(A/N: What was in the newpaper? Is it even the Daily Prophet?)Read and Review.