Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid.
Chapter 8
Harry showed Ron the newpaper,and Ron's eyes widened."Woah They don't usually have this in the Daily Prophet.Wait a minute, the pictures aren't moving. What paper is this?"He looked at the front which read,'The Sun.'
Harry looked at Steven, incredulously."You get the Sun?"
"Yeah, So?"
"No reason. It's just that I can't imagine Professor Snape to read it."
Hermione snatched the paper from Harry.Her eyes widened."That's wrong.Girls shouldn't be asked to show their boobs for all to see."
"Well Hermione, If you showed your boobs then maybe your crush will notice you...."Shaun grinned making Hermione blushed.
"Yeah, he really needs to get laid." Steven added,making Harry blush.
Draco, who was passing behind Hermione grabbed the paper out of Hermione's hands and looked at it."Why Granger..."
"It's not mine, it's Steven's."
"Can I borrow it?" Draco asked.
"No I don't want you squirting all over it."Steven protested, loudly."Ew no. I'd rather kiss Bush."
"Huh?" Draco asked.
Severus looked over Draco's shoulder."Mr Malfoy, I will have to confiscate it..."He turned to Steven,"Steven, you mustn't bring stuff like that into a school."He took it out of Draco's hands.
"Sevvie, If you just had a....... fiddle once in a while, maybe you would be happier."
"Nah, what he needs is a full blown shag."Alan added.
"In more ways than one."Steven grinned, which made his brothers, not including Severus, laugh.
"Shit, can we say shag in front of students?"Steven asked."Or even Shit for that matter?"
"Well I've heard Mr Weasley use that sort of language, so I guess yes."Severus replied, making Ron blush."I also seem to remember Alan calling me a dumb, motherfucking asshole."Severus added, making all the students within earshot gasp.
"Professor,"Hermione adomished,"using language, like that in front of students.Honestly."
Severus looked at Hermione and asked,"Hey Hermione, has anyone told you that when you do that you sound like....."
TBC
(A/N: Who does Severus have in mind?)Read and Review.
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid.
Chapter 8
Harry showed Ron the newpaper,and Ron's eyes widened."Woah They don't usually have this in the Daily Prophet.Wait a minute, the pictures aren't moving. What paper is this?"He looked at the front which read,'The Sun.'
Harry looked at Steven, incredulously."You get the Sun?"
"Yeah, So?"
"No reason. It's just that I can't imagine Professor Snape to read it."
Hermione snatched the paper from Harry.Her eyes widened."That's wrong.Girls shouldn't be asked to show their boobs for all to see."
"Well Hermione, If you showed your boobs then maybe your crush will notice you...."Shaun grinned making Hermione blushed.
"Yeah, he really needs to get laid." Steven added,making Harry blush.
Draco, who was passing behind Hermione grabbed the paper out of Hermione's hands and looked at it."Why Granger..."
"It's not mine, it's Steven's."
"Can I borrow it?" Draco asked.
"No I don't want you squirting all over it."Steven protested, loudly."Ew no. I'd rather kiss Bush."
"Huh?" Draco asked.
Severus looked over Draco's shoulder."Mr Malfoy, I will have to confiscate it..."He turned to Steven,"Steven, you mustn't bring stuff like that into a school."He took it out of Draco's hands.
"Sevvie, If you just had a....... fiddle once in a while, maybe you would be happier."
"Nah, what he needs is a full blown shag."Alan added.
"In more ways than one."Steven grinned, which made his brothers, not including Severus, laugh.
"Shit, can we say shag in front of students?"Steven asked."Or even Shit for that matter?"
"Well I've heard Mr Weasley use that sort of language, so I guess yes."Severus replied, making Ron blush."I also seem to remember Alan calling me a dumb, motherfucking asshole."Severus added, making all the students within earshot gasp.
"Professor,"Hermione adomished,"using language, like that in front of students.Honestly."
Severus looked at Hermione and asked,"Hey Hermione, has anyone told you that when you do that you sound like....."
TBC
(A/N: Who does Severus have in mind?)Read and Review.