Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. This part was written while listening to my Queen album(I'm a big Queen fan in case you didn't know.)and the song is included in this part.
Chapter 9
Alan opened his mouth to answer but was saved by the bell ringing shrilly to signal the first lesson.Hermione leapt up,"Oh crap, it's potions first thing.We can't be late for HIM." She said, while stuffing her books in her bag.Steven, Alan, Shaun, Harry,Draco, and Ron shared a look, while Severus just hid a smirk.
Hermione ran out of the hall, while singing loudly,"Why don't you take another little piece of my heart,
Why don't you take it and break it,
And tear it all apart,
All I do is give
All you do is take
Baby why don't you give me
A brand new start
So let me live (so let me live)
Let me live (leave me alone)
Let me live, oh baby
And make a brand new start."Her voice faded from earshot. Harry and the other students filed out after her, leaving Remus, Steven, Shaun,Alan,Sirius and ,of course, Severus.
Severus turned to Remus and said,"Now there's a girl after my own heart."
Alan smirked, "So I knew you were sweet on her."He pushed Severus out the door,"Come on you don't want to be late for potions. I'm coming with you 'cause I don't have a lesson until second period."
Severus groaned,"Oh crap."
"I heard that."
As they entered the classroom ten minutes later, the class went quiet."Today we will be making the Vocus Switch potion. I warn you that this is a extremely complex potion."Severus looked around at Steven and Shaun, "You two will be with Longbottom. I trust you know how to make Vocus Switch."
Steven looked at Shaun and they both nodded and sat down next to Neville and got their stuff ready.Steven looked at Neville, who looked nervous,because of Severus' brothers.Alan was paired off with Harry behind Neville.
A little while later, Neville was a little confused as Steven and Shaun were arguing, on the order of the ingredients,"I'm sure the nightshade goes in before the cat fur."Steven whispered, his voice full of venom.
"You moron, cat fur first, nightshade after." Shaun whispered back, his voice getting louder with every word.
"Look, you don't know jack. Neville, add the nightshade."
"Don't, you'll kill us all."
"SHUT UP! ADD THE GODDAMN NIGHTSHADE!" Steven yelled, making Neville jump, causing him to drop both the nightshade and the cat fur at the same time, causing the potion to turn a deep orange and to bubble menecingly.Steven, Neville and Shaun ducked under the desk.Severus, sensing something was amiss, swooped over, just as the potion exploded, covering Severus and Alan completely."Oh, this is just bloody great."Alan griped, orange potion dripping off his nose.
TBC
(A/N: What effect will the potion have on them?)Read and Review.
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. This part was written while listening to my Queen album(I'm a big Queen fan in case you didn't know.)and the song is included in this part.
Chapter 9
Alan opened his mouth to answer but was saved by the bell ringing shrilly to signal the first lesson.Hermione leapt up,"Oh crap, it's potions first thing.We can't be late for HIM." She said, while stuffing her books in her bag.Steven, Alan, Shaun, Harry,Draco, and Ron shared a look, while Severus just hid a smirk.
Hermione ran out of the hall, while singing loudly,"Why don't you take another little piece of my heart,
Why don't you take it and break it,
And tear it all apart,
All I do is give
All you do is take
Baby why don't you give me
A brand new start
So let me live (so let me live)
Let me live (leave me alone)
Let me live, oh baby
And make a brand new start."Her voice faded from earshot. Harry and the other students filed out after her, leaving Remus, Steven, Shaun,Alan,Sirius and ,of course, Severus.
Severus turned to Remus and said,"Now there's a girl after my own heart."
Alan smirked, "So I knew you were sweet on her."He pushed Severus out the door,"Come on you don't want to be late for potions. I'm coming with you 'cause I don't have a lesson until second period."
Severus groaned,"Oh crap."
"I heard that."
As they entered the classroom ten minutes later, the class went quiet."Today we will be making the Vocus Switch potion. I warn you that this is a extremely complex potion."Severus looked around at Steven and Shaun, "You two will be with Longbottom. I trust you know how to make Vocus Switch."
Steven looked at Shaun and they both nodded and sat down next to Neville and got their stuff ready.Steven looked at Neville, who looked nervous,because of Severus' brothers.Alan was paired off with Harry behind Neville.
A little while later, Neville was a little confused as Steven and Shaun were arguing, on the order of the ingredients,"I'm sure the nightshade goes in before the cat fur."Steven whispered, his voice full of venom.
"You moron, cat fur first, nightshade after." Shaun whispered back, his voice getting louder with every word.
"Look, you don't know jack. Neville, add the nightshade."
"Don't, you'll kill us all."
"SHUT UP! ADD THE GODDAMN NIGHTSHADE!" Steven yelled, making Neville jump, causing him to drop both the nightshade and the cat fur at the same time, causing the potion to turn a deep orange and to bubble menecingly.Steven, Neville and Shaun ducked under the desk.Severus, sensing something was amiss, swooped over, just as the potion exploded, covering Severus and Alan completely."Oh, this is just bloody great."Alan griped, orange potion dripping off his nose.
TBC
(A/N: What effect will the potion have on them?)Read and Review.