Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?
Chapter 10
"What happened?" Hermione asked.Alan opened his mouth to answer but all that came out of his mouth came a groan. He clutched his stomach, groaning in pain,on the other side of him Severus did the same, groaning as they both collapsed on the floor.Hermione ran to the side of Severus,kneeled down beside him, and asked, "Professor, are you alright?"
Remus shared a look with Sirius, that plainly said,'True Love.'
Severus looked up, as the pain wore off and said,smiling,"Sure. I'm fine." He looked her over and said,"You're so lovely.I saw a poem that describes you perfectly, It goes something like this,'I hear your voice telling me you love me, I hear your whispers telling me you want me but all I do is run away cause I'm scared of getting hurt, scared of you holding me cause I'm scared of love.'" A pause, then Severus burst out with,"Good God, What was that?"He blushed and turned to Hermione, who was looking a little misty eyed.
He opened his mouth to say something else but was interupted by Draco,"Professor, Potter just called me a ferret."
Severus got to his feet, looked at Draco and said,"Draco I have three words for you...GET OVER IT!"
Draco's jaw dropped."P-p-professor, aren't you going to take points off them?"
"Yeah,"Came Alan's sardonic voice, "you'd better take points otherwise Draco will get all upset."
"Whatever,"Severus sighed,"Very well, half a point off Gryffindor."
Everyone's jaws dropped at that,"Half a point?...Good God, the hourglasses are going to have a nervous breakdown." Alan muttered.
"Like I said before, Get over it.sheesh!I don't have time to wipe sniveling Slytherin's backsides or their noses."
"B-b-b-but Professor, isn't Potter going to get detention?"Draco asked.
"To do what exactly? Hit me with a fish?"Severus said.He chuckled,"Sorry, inside joke."He explained as some of the students looked puzzled.
"What did that twit do now?" Alan groaned."I always seem to be washing my clothes."
"The house elves must really love you." Severus commented.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Steven yelled.
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?
Chapter 10
"What happened?" Hermione asked.Alan opened his mouth to answer but all that came out of his mouth came a groan. He clutched his stomach, groaning in pain,on the other side of him Severus did the same, groaning as they both collapsed on the floor.Hermione ran to the side of Severus,kneeled down beside him, and asked, "Professor, are you alright?"
Remus shared a look with Sirius, that plainly said,'True Love.'
Severus looked up, as the pain wore off and said,smiling,"Sure. I'm fine." He looked her over and said,"You're so lovely.I saw a poem that describes you perfectly, It goes something like this,'I hear your voice telling me you love me, I hear your whispers telling me you want me but all I do is run away cause I'm scared of getting hurt, scared of you holding me cause I'm scared of love.'" A pause, then Severus burst out with,"Good God, What was that?"He blushed and turned to Hermione, who was looking a little misty eyed.
He opened his mouth to say something else but was interupted by Draco,"Professor, Potter just called me a ferret."
Severus got to his feet, looked at Draco and said,"Draco I have three words for you...GET OVER IT!"
Draco's jaw dropped."P-p-professor, aren't you going to take points off them?"
"Yeah,"Came Alan's sardonic voice, "you'd better take points otherwise Draco will get all upset."
"Whatever,"Severus sighed,"Very well, half a point off Gryffindor."
Everyone's jaws dropped at that,"Half a point?...Good God, the hourglasses are going to have a nervous breakdown." Alan muttered.
"Like I said before, Get over it.sheesh!I don't have time to wipe sniveling Slytherin's backsides or their noses."
"B-b-b-but Professor, isn't Potter going to get detention?"Draco asked.
"To do what exactly? Hit me with a fish?"Severus said.He chuckled,"Sorry, inside joke."He explained as some of the students looked puzzled.
"What did that twit do now?" Alan groaned."I always seem to be washing my clothes."
"The house elves must really love you." Severus commented.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Steven yelled.
TBC