Sorry it's short but this is all I managed to eek out of my computer before it died on me.OMG More singing! 'I Love Rock 'N' Roll.' belongs to Alan Merrill and Jake Hooker.
Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?
Chapter 11
Shaun muttered something rude about Steven, ignoring the glare Steven sent his way. "God Steven, could you be any more dumb?" Shaun asked again, this time a little louder."You totally wrecked the the classroom and you nearly killed two of your brothers."Steven reached into his bag and pulled out a muffin and threw it at Shaun, who wisely ducked, as the muffin embedded itself into the door, right next to Remus."Woah!" Remus asked, pointing at it,"What's this?"
"Chinese fighting muffin." Shaun replied, laughing.
"That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags." Remus said.
Steven growled."They're not Chinese fighting muffins, they're chocolate!What is going on?I mean, Alan you're acting very 'out of character' or in fanfic speak'OOC', and you too, Severus."
Shaun stopped laughing,"Yeah it's almost as if you guys have.....You have, haven't you?"
Alan and Severus nodded."Yes." They said in unison.
"We have, no thanks to 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' over there." Severus said.
"Don't insult our brother, it's his fault that we are in this goddamn predictament."Alan groused.He fiddled with his hair,"God I'm going to have to change my hair again."
"Don't you dare. I mean I need it for continuity. How do you think the nitpickers will react if 'Professor Severus Snape's' hair suddenly changes colour? They would have a field day."
"Well at least it's not to short or too long.It's just too blonde for me.Anyway MY hair has always been black so why are you blonde?"
"It's for the film I'm doing at the same time as 'Harry Potter' I have to switch my hair colour for the two different roles."
"Oh dear, What a shame."
"Careful or I'll get 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' on to you."
"Someone has been watching too much Charlie's Angels." Shaun commented.
"I'm bored,"Steven muttered,He started singing quietly, "Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw her dancin there by the record machine
I knew she must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
She smiled so I got up and asked for her name
But that don't matter she said, cuz it's all the same.
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
"Who was that about?" A bemused Harry asked Steven.
TBC
(A/N Who was Steven singing about? What's up with Alan and Severus?) Read and Review.
Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?
Chapter 11
Shaun muttered something rude about Steven, ignoring the glare Steven sent his way. "God Steven, could you be any more dumb?" Shaun asked again, this time a little louder."You totally wrecked the the classroom and you nearly killed two of your brothers."Steven reached into his bag and pulled out a muffin and threw it at Shaun, who wisely ducked, as the muffin embedded itself into the door, right next to Remus."Woah!" Remus asked, pointing at it,"What's this?"
"Chinese fighting muffin." Shaun replied, laughing.
"That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags." Remus said.
Steven growled."They're not Chinese fighting muffins, they're chocolate!What is going on?I mean, Alan you're acting very 'out of character' or in fanfic speak'OOC', and you too, Severus."
Shaun stopped laughing,"Yeah it's almost as if you guys have.....You have, haven't you?"
Alan and Severus nodded."Yes." They said in unison.
"We have, no thanks to 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' over there." Severus said.
"Don't insult our brother, it's his fault that we are in this goddamn predictament."Alan groused.He fiddled with his hair,"God I'm going to have to change my hair again."
"Don't you dare. I mean I need it for continuity. How do you think the nitpickers will react if 'Professor Severus Snape's' hair suddenly changes colour? They would have a field day."
"Well at least it's not to short or too long.It's just too blonde for me.Anyway MY hair has always been black so why are you blonde?"
"It's for the film I'm doing at the same time as 'Harry Potter' I have to switch my hair colour for the two different roles."
"Oh dear, What a shame."
"Careful or I'll get 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' on to you."
"Someone has been watching too much Charlie's Angels." Shaun commented.
"I'm bored,"Steven muttered,He started singing quietly, "Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw her dancin there by the record machine
I knew she must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
She smiled so I got up and asked for her name
But that don't matter she said, cuz it's all the same.
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
"Who was that about?" A bemused Harry asked Steven.
TBC
(A/N Who was Steven singing about? What's up with Alan and Severus?) Read and Review.