Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?Eeak More singing,'Got You belongs to whoever, the lyrics are mine however.You might reconise where I got the lyrics from.
Chapter 12
Alan muttered,"Never mind.Is this a singing contest? Can I join in?"He opened his mouth and sung and rapped, stealing the lyrics from someone, who he had heard rap these lyrics, not so long ago."Yeah Yeah
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Basically I'm the worst nightmare you ever had
Figure a trigger happy black cat with a pink tail
Parading around Hogwarts school[Argh!]
High off milk, with a banana clip
Feasting off the weak tea of Hogwarts
with a manuscript, and professional ass whipping
Task force, brass knuckles a master in ass kicking
If you ask for it I'll blast for it you back-flipping
No one saw it I won't stop the clock ticking
Got a wizard for a partner that's ready to fight me
The world's a merry-go-round I stereotype slythies
He's a spit in the face for pit bull and bite gryffies
Matters of fact, I kinda like this cat for a white tiger
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
I got the project sorta locked they trust my logic
'cos the star profs got it from wands to damn curses
My object is to deprogram blind ya optics
You cannot stop this mission this topic
'cos you can write tickets my sweetheart or get paid
Learn this game in the streets or get slayed
collect this cheese at the end of this maze
Or hit the desk and fill out forms for days
Need I remind you
how easy it would be to take the city by storm with the whole force behind you
Shorty in the trunk and on my collar there's a bell too
'cos psychologically the wands you use will define you
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
These evil streets don't sleep
Be careful with who you mingle
In a city where it pays to be bi-lingual
Jokes so brief-o "
"I'm Maxi leaving enemies stunned on arrival
For a couple of mill and you're screwing my fun up
Trying to play the hero cat and you still suck
Put you to bed with one in your head you won't feel much
(Repeat 2 X)
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]"
Draco looked at Alan,"Hey you stole those lyrics off Max."
"Who's Max?" Severus asked.
"He's right.You stole them.Professor you should know who Max is.."Hermione added."Hang on, how could you not know? Unless......OH MY GOD!"She rounded on Steven,"You switched them.No wonder.Oh God."
"Crap on Voldermort's pantyhose."Shaun commented."Steven, YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!"
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. Severus is a little out of character but there is a good reason for that. Can you guess what it is?Eeak More singing,'Got You belongs to whoever, the lyrics are mine however.You might reconise where I got the lyrics from.
Chapter 12
Alan muttered,"Never mind.Is this a singing contest? Can I join in?"He opened his mouth and sung and rapped, stealing the lyrics from someone, who he had heard rap these lyrics, not so long ago."Yeah Yeah
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Basically I'm the worst nightmare you ever had
Figure a trigger happy black cat with a pink tail
Parading around Hogwarts school[Argh!]
High off milk, with a banana clip
Feasting off the weak tea of Hogwarts
with a manuscript, and professional ass whipping
Task force, brass knuckles a master in ass kicking
If you ask for it I'll blast for it you back-flipping
No one saw it I won't stop the clock ticking
Got a wizard for a partner that's ready to fight me
The world's a merry-go-round I stereotype slythies
He's a spit in the face for pit bull and bite gryffies
Matters of fact, I kinda like this cat for a white tiger
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
I got the project sorta locked they trust my logic
'cos the star profs got it from wands to damn curses
My object is to deprogram blind ya optics
You cannot stop this mission this topic
'cos you can write tickets my sweetheart or get paid
Learn this game in the streets or get slayed
collect this cheese at the end of this maze
Or hit the desk and fill out forms for days
Need I remind you
how easy it would be to take the city by storm with the whole force behind you
Shorty in the trunk and on my collar there's a bell too
'cos psychologically the wands you use will define you
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
These evil streets don't sleep
Be careful with who you mingle
In a city where it pays to be bi-lingual
Jokes so brief-o "
"I'm Maxi leaving enemies stunned on arrival
For a couple of mill and you're screwing my fun up
Trying to play the hero cat and you still suck
Put you to bed with one in your head you won't feel much
(Repeat 2 X)
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]"
Draco looked at Alan,"Hey you stole those lyrics off Max."
"Who's Max?" Severus asked.
"He's right.You stole them.Professor you should know who Max is.."Hermione added."Hang on, how could you not know? Unless......OH MY GOD!"She rounded on Steven,"You switched them.No wonder.Oh God."
"Crap on Voldermort's pantyhose."Shaun commented."Steven, YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!"
TBC