Snape's Brothers
Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa…
Chapter 13
"Isn't Max that very nice black cat?" Steven asked. "Hey I'm not an idiot."
"Yes, but surely you meant annoying and rude?" Alan replied. "You ARE an idiot. I don't know how you passed your auror training."
"Brains, my dear brother."
Alan walked over to Severus' desk and opened the drawer and pulled out a pair of scissors. He walked up behind Steven and cut off his hair just above the ponytail band, so his hair was in the style of Severus. Steven whirled around and scowled at Alan. "What did you do that for? My hair!" Steven wailed.
"Well as I thought you needed a haircut, Steven." Alan replied.
"If I didn't know that you were really Severus in that body, I would've guessed. Only Severus is THAT evil."
"It'll grow back." Alan retorted. He turned to Hermione and thrust Steven's hair into her hand. "Miss Granger, hold onto that." Hermione took it and put it in her pocket as it was the only place she could put it, to keep her hands free.
"You can stick a bean sprout up your hole." Steven replied, his hand coming up to stroke what was left of his hair.
"Ew! No thanks, it'd be waste of a good bean sprout."
"Oh my God! They start filming in two days." Severus suddenly interrupted. "Poor Daniel, poor Rupert, poor David, poor Gary and poor Emma too, having to put up the real Sevvie." He looked at Alan, "Now Sevvie, play nice. I don't want to hear that you were mean to them." He gave Alan a look that said, 'If you do, I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks.'
Alan sighed, "It wouldn't be the first time that I've had to be you, and I have a feeling it won't be the last."
"Yeah I know. At least this time it didn't make you turn into a baby and have your mum change your nappy because you've done a poo-poo but you know how to go to potty." Severus muttered. Steven, Shaun and Alan all nodded.The students just looked confused.
"That's true." Steven growled.
Alan addressed the class. "If any of you tell anyone else what has happened here to day, I'll personally cut your heart out with a spoon. UNDERSTAND?" The class nodded, looking fearful.
"That's my line." Severus protested
"So? I'm in your body, so I can steal your lines."
"And my underwear…"
"You're wearing underwear? What a surprise."
"I'm always wearing underwear, it's Steven and Shaun that don't."
"We also sunbathe in the nude." Shaun told the class, making all the girls blush.
Hermione and Ginny shared a look.
"That's way too much information." Alan said, "I don't think the class needed to know that."
"I'm not wearing any at the moment," Steven clarified, "Do you girls want to see?" The girls all nodded. Steven smiled and reached for his zip.
TBC
(A/N: What secrets are they holding?) read and review.
Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa…
Chapter 13
"Isn't Max that very nice black cat?" Steven asked. "Hey I'm not an idiot."
"Yes, but surely you meant annoying and rude?" Alan replied. "You ARE an idiot. I don't know how you passed your auror training."
"Brains, my dear brother."
Alan walked over to Severus' desk and opened the drawer and pulled out a pair of scissors. He walked up behind Steven and cut off his hair just above the ponytail band, so his hair was in the style of Severus. Steven whirled around and scowled at Alan. "What did you do that for? My hair!" Steven wailed.
"Well as I thought you needed a haircut, Steven." Alan replied.
"If I didn't know that you were really Severus in that body, I would've guessed. Only Severus is THAT evil."
"It'll grow back." Alan retorted. He turned to Hermione and thrust Steven's hair into her hand. "Miss Granger, hold onto that." Hermione took it and put it in her pocket as it was the only place she could put it, to keep her hands free.
"You can stick a bean sprout up your hole." Steven replied, his hand coming up to stroke what was left of his hair.
"Ew! No thanks, it'd be waste of a good bean sprout."
"Oh my God! They start filming in two days." Severus suddenly interrupted. "Poor Daniel, poor Rupert, poor David, poor Gary and poor Emma too, having to put up the real Sevvie." He looked at Alan, "Now Sevvie, play nice. I don't want to hear that you were mean to them." He gave Alan a look that said, 'If you do, I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks.'
Alan sighed, "It wouldn't be the first time that I've had to be you, and I have a feeling it won't be the last."
"Yeah I know. At least this time it didn't make you turn into a baby and have your mum change your nappy because you've done a poo-poo but you know how to go to potty." Severus muttered. Steven, Shaun and Alan all nodded.The students just looked confused.
"That's true." Steven growled.
Alan addressed the class. "If any of you tell anyone else what has happened here to day, I'll personally cut your heart out with a spoon. UNDERSTAND?" The class nodded, looking fearful.
"That's my line." Severus protested
"So? I'm in your body, so I can steal your lines."
"And my underwear…"
"You're wearing underwear? What a surprise."
"I'm always wearing underwear, it's Steven and Shaun that don't."
"We also sunbathe in the nude." Shaun told the class, making all the girls blush.
Hermione and Ginny shared a look.
"That's way too much information." Alan said, "I don't think the class needed to know that."
"I'm not wearing any at the moment," Steven clarified, "Do you girls want to see?" The girls all nodded. Steven smiled and reached for his zip.
TBC
(A/N: What secrets are they holding?) read and review.