Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa… I got inspired to write this while trying to write the next part of Shagging Snape.
Chapter 14
Steven slowly unzipped his trousers, ignoring the girls lustful glances, and pulled them open so the class could see that he wasn't, in fact, wearing any underwear."See I told you I wasn't..."
Remus looked down at Steven's crotch and then realising where his eyes had been looked quickly up."Great." He muttered, "Now I feel much less of a man now.."
"Aren't you and David identical?"Steven asked, his bits still hanging out.
"Not as identical as you guys."
Alan put his hand in front of Steven's crotch,"Steven put it away..." He ordered.
"Severus, don't touch what you can't afford."Steven growled.
"I can afford it and besides I have my own one to play with." Alan retorted.
"Well go and play with it then."
"I would but I'm currently not occupying my own body so I can't."
Steven jumped as he felt a featherlike touch on his nether regions. He looked down to see Ginny running a finger along it.She looked up at him, "It's so soft.."
Alan blinked,'That can not be Miss Weasley touching up my brother..."He blinked again, 'It is, AND she's doing it in front of her brother and he's just watching..'
Steven's hand reached down and grabbed her hand and pulled it, gently away. He grinned at her, as he put himself away. "As much as I love being touched up, this is neither the time or the place..." He looked at Sirius, "Although if your crush won't come through, I might just have to have you for myself."
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit. Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike. One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs. Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned. Top marks to whoever spots the film being parodied in this part...Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised. I also pick on other people so be afraid. OK Severus and Alan have switched bodies so when I refer to them I'm referring to how the others see them. When I refer to Alan I'm really referring to Severus in Alan's body and vice versa… I got inspired to write this while trying to write the next part of Shagging Snape.
Chapter 14
Steven slowly unzipped his trousers, ignoring the girls lustful glances, and pulled them open so the class could see that he wasn't, in fact, wearing any underwear."See I told you I wasn't..."
Remus looked down at Steven's crotch and then realising where his eyes had been looked quickly up."Great." He muttered, "Now I feel much less of a man now.."
"Aren't you and David identical?"Steven asked, his bits still hanging out.
"Not as identical as you guys."
Alan put his hand in front of Steven's crotch,"Steven put it away..." He ordered.
"Severus, don't touch what you can't afford."Steven growled.
"I can afford it and besides I have my own one to play with." Alan retorted.
"Well go and play with it then."
"I would but I'm currently not occupying my own body so I can't."
Steven jumped as he felt a featherlike touch on his nether regions. He looked down to see Ginny running a finger along it.She looked up at him, "It's so soft.."
Alan blinked,'That can not be Miss Weasley touching up my brother..."He blinked again, 'It is, AND she's doing it in front of her brother and he's just watching..'
Steven's hand reached down and grabbed her hand and pulled it, gently away. He grinned at her, as he put himself away. "As much as I love being touched up, this is neither the time or the place..." He looked at Sirius, "Although if your crush won't come through, I might just have to have you for myself."
TBC