CHAPTER 1- The Dealiest Internet Link Ever!

"In a world where the line between good and evil is constantly fading….. where the difference between a zero and a hero is one final test……. and where internet constantly becomes increasingly worse……. There exists one beacon of hope……. One light shining in the darkness… NEW, AOL 8.0.. buy yours today!!!"

This ad caught everyone by surprise. It seemed at the time to the gang at Hyrule like a new and exciting service. Zelda turned to everyone and was just
absolutely amazed. "Wow….. either these guys are not telling us everything, or this is the best thing to happen to us in years. How can we lose with this new offer?"

Link was naturally skeptical. "I don't know guys, thissounds to me like a load of bull. They cant be as goodas they say."

"Sure they can. They've gotta be GENIOUSES!!!!!," shouted Talon.

"Im not sold either," said Darunia, "maybe we should use the lens of truth on this ad."

Everybody looked at Darunia as though he were a mental case. They turned back to the TV screen, trying to catch the rest of the ad.

"I've used AOL for YEARS," said one, "it has never let me down!!!" With the blonde hair and fake smile, most of the gang was still a little bit unsure about what to do. They all looked at the TV for some kind of clue as to what a good idea would be on getting it or not. For a minute, a deep voice came out of nowhere, and scared Zelda out of her wits. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she
screamed.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!," everyone else yelled.

"I don't know guys, it still sounds like this thing is really not on the up and up," said Link to the rest of the gang, "what do you guys think?"

No answer.

"Guys?"

Still no answer.

"GUYS!?!?"

Still no answer.

"WELL!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?!?!?"

Link became irritated with them. He drew his sword out of anger, and turned himself around. He saw something he NEVER expected to see. His jaw dropped open in amazement as he saw blank stares on everyone's faces.

"WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?," he shouted, becoming more and more desperate to understand what was going on.

Link knew what he had to do. He had to buy the service, and figure out who was behind this whole brainwashing scam.

"I promise…. on the memory of the Deku Tree…. I WILL find out who did this…….. and destroy them at ANY AND ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Link was focused… Link was intense…. Now there was only one thing left to do:

Figure out how in the world to convert rupees into
American dollars.

AN- So how do you like it? Don't worry if you were bored, it gets much better, especially when the true leader of AOL is revealed! Mwa ha ha ha!