Title: Snape's Three Brothers
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the snippet of the song that's featured in this chapter. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised...
Chapter 15
Ginny blushed, "I don't know what you mean......Uh....."
"Steven...My name is Steven although I do answer to Severus, Shaun, Alan, Oi you or even Bedhopper although not all the rumours are true.."
Alan snorted, "What? Not even the one when you were caught shagging that fifth year in the broom closet?" Shaun and Severus started to chuckle. Remus and Sirius burst out laughing.
Steven blushed as that one was true and the story had found it's way round the school in no time. He had to endure a week of teasing before Severus had been caught in the same situation."Shut up Severus...You weren't the innocent flower either..." He snapped, "I seem to remember you getting caught in the same situation with a Gryffindor no less."
The students all looked at Alan incredulously.' Snape caught shagging a Gryffindor?'
"I wasn't the one getting chewed out because it was some sixth year's girlfriend that you were shagging..I remember he threatened to beat you up until you whispered something in his ear that made him back off...."
"Shut up."Steven snarled, reminding the students how much like his brother he was. "I'm trying to talk to.....um..Ginny and you keep f...... bloody well interrupting me.." He turned to Ginny and said to her, with a mischievious grin on his face, which made him look even more sexy than ever."I know who your crush is and I will help you to make him notice you.."
Ginny gulped and nodded her ok.Steven smiled and dragged her in a corner.
Severus turned to Hermione and said to her quietly, answering the question that has been bursting out of her gut, "Don't worry, he knows what he's doing." at her look he elaborated, as an auror he's had to do a lot of undercover work..."
"Yeah in both meanings of the word..."Shaun interrupted. "Better be careful or Steven will be adding another notch on his well marked bedpost.."#
"If half those stories are true, I'm suprised his bed hasn't collapsed." Sirius added, joining the conversation.
"That's a big IF." Remus remarked. "He always was a charmer. He could always get ANYONE into bed with him by using the voice, heck all of them do." He added with a look at Severus.
"Anyone? Don't you mean any girl?" Hermione asked.
"No I mean ANYONE,"Remus confirmed, "Heck if I wasn't straight, I'd be joining the queue."
"Me too."Sirius agreed. Severus and Hermione gave him a look,"I'm straight, so is Steven.... Well sort of...He swings both ways.."
"I'm straight and so is Alan and Severus." Shaun confirmed.
"But it's cool.."
"Sirius here has a thing for a girl named...."Remus teased.
They were interrupted in their gossiping when Steven gave a shout from across the classroom.
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/??
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: Snape's three crazy brothers have come to pay our dear old Severus a visit.Can Severus last the whole time that they are there without cursing them off the face of the Earth especially as one of the brothers cause a series of events which Hogwarts might not recover from.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.Remus Lupin is DADA teacher...I just love him. All the brothers sound and look alike.One of the brothers reveal a secret of theirs.Mentions of my other fics and characters so be warned.Top marks to whoever spots the snippet of the song that's featured in this chapter. Beware though I like to pick on random actors so don't be surprised...
Chapter 15
Ginny blushed, "I don't know what you mean......Uh....."
"Steven...My name is Steven although I do answer to Severus, Shaun, Alan, Oi you or even Bedhopper although not all the rumours are true.."
Alan snorted, "What? Not even the one when you were caught shagging that fifth year in the broom closet?" Shaun and Severus started to chuckle. Remus and Sirius burst out laughing.
Steven blushed as that one was true and the story had found it's way round the school in no time. He had to endure a week of teasing before Severus had been caught in the same situation."Shut up Severus...You weren't the innocent flower either..." He snapped, "I seem to remember you getting caught in the same situation with a Gryffindor no less."
The students all looked at Alan incredulously.' Snape caught shagging a Gryffindor?'
"I wasn't the one getting chewed out because it was some sixth year's girlfriend that you were shagging..I remember he threatened to beat you up until you whispered something in his ear that made him back off...."
"Shut up."Steven snarled, reminding the students how much like his brother he was. "I'm trying to talk to.....um..Ginny and you keep f...... bloody well interrupting me.." He turned to Ginny and said to her, with a mischievious grin on his face, which made him look even more sexy than ever."I know who your crush is and I will help you to make him notice you.."
Ginny gulped and nodded her ok.Steven smiled and dragged her in a corner.
Severus turned to Hermione and said to her quietly, answering the question that has been bursting out of her gut, "Don't worry, he knows what he's doing." at her look he elaborated, as an auror he's had to do a lot of undercover work..."
"Yeah in both meanings of the word..."Shaun interrupted. "Better be careful or Steven will be adding another notch on his well marked bedpost.."#
"If half those stories are true, I'm suprised his bed hasn't collapsed." Sirius added, joining the conversation.
"That's a big IF." Remus remarked. "He always was a charmer. He could always get ANYONE into bed with him by using the voice, heck all of them do." He added with a look at Severus.
"Anyone? Don't you mean any girl?" Hermione asked.
"No I mean ANYONE,"Remus confirmed, "Heck if I wasn't straight, I'd be joining the queue."
"Me too."Sirius agreed. Severus and Hermione gave him a look,"I'm straight, so is Steven.... Well sort of...He swings both ways.."
"I'm straight and so is Alan and Severus." Shaun confirmed.
"But it's cool.."
"Sirius here has a thing for a girl named...."Remus teased.
They were interrupted in their gossiping when Steven gave a shout from across the classroom.
TBC