Chapter 16
Gary made a noise that could be growl or a purr, "I'd like to see you try. Look I've got to go and get ready. People to see, things to do.."
"Shouldn't it be, things to see and people to do? Severus asked. "Okay I'll see you later."
"You mean tomorrow, don't you? Or have you forgotten that we're filming the Shrieking Shack scene?" Gary asked. "You know, where David has to transform and then rip your clothes off."
"Shit, how could I forget?" Severus said, "Okay, I'll see you 'tomorrow'. Bye." Severus hung up. He shook his head and rolled his eyes. "How did that guy become a famous actor?" a long silence greeted him at this question.
Steven took advantage of the silence to add, "Perhaps it's the favours he gets, from his willing audience."
What like you, you mean?" Severus asked, quirking an eyebrow in amusement.
Steven grinned, "Why not? That guy has got a tight ass." That comment made Harry snort and Neville to look more confused.
Harry leaned into Neville and whispered, "I'll explain later.."
Steven opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by the bell for lunch The students filed out. Remus looked at them and followed them Sirius following him. "Got to prepare for the darling students, have you?" Steven yelled after him, "Or are you going to be doing 'it' doggy style?" This comment made the students in the hall turn around and look at him in amazement, because to them, it looked like Severus had taken leave of his senses.
Remus turned around and, surprising the students, yelled back. "I believe that's your job Steven."
"I would but I don't go for four legged creatures. No matter how tight their ass.." Steven responded, "What do you two do in the Shrieking Shack anyway?"
Alan came up behind Steven and muttered in his ear, "That question is best left unanswered." Louder, he added, "I ask myself the same question."
"Ah now I understand, why you went to the Shrieking Shack in our sixth year." Steven asked, "So find out anything interesting?"
Remus interrupted this conversation by marching up to Steven and Alan and stood in front of them, "Need I remind you, Steven, of your little jaunt in the Prefect's Bathroom in our seventh year, with Matty, Mary, Bella, Lucia and a few other students?"
"How did you…?" Steven asked, his face pale.
"You forget about the Marauder's Map and it's 'special feature'." Sirius added, coming up behind Remus. "It came with sound as well. There was a lot of screaming, shagging and other things going on." The students had paused and were listening to the conversation.
"WHERE IS THAT BLOODY MAP? WHEN I GET HOLD OF IT, I'M GOING TO BURN IT!!!" Steven yelled.
"And you said you were an avid reader of 'Harry Potter'," Shaun remarked, "Try reading the third book again."
"Harry has it." Steven realised. He made to go to Harry, but was stopped by Shaun putting an arm on Steven's shoulder.
"Leave it." Shaun commanded.
Steven glared at Remus, who was unfazed by the angry dark haired man in front of him. "That's blackmail." Steven paused, then smiled, "But you forget that I also have my ways of knowing what goes on in Hogwarts. Especially what went on last night."
Remus and Sirius looked at each other and paled, "No not that…"
Steven smirked evily and said, "Well I can't help it if you two are so involved with Britney and Christina and doing a Madonna. He smirked as he remembered the events that happened the night before.
++FB++
In the Shrieking Shack's upstairs bedroom, Remus Lupin stood in front of Sirius, who was sitting on the bed, shaking his booty, to Britney Spears, but that wasn't the worst of it, he was wearing a long blonde wig, white blouse and a skirt. Sirius was just as bad, wearing black leather chaps, what looked like a bikini top and a long black wig. They both held a bottle of what looked like Fire whiskey, which also looked to be nearly empty. Two empty bottles stood by Remus' feet..
*Oh my God. Hope they won't wear that tomorrow, that's really scary.*
Sirius got up, put his arm around Remus as the song changed, Remus' hand brushed a stray lock of hair off Sirius' face and they started dancing very closely. They looked at each other and smiled.
/Steven was looking on horrified, but unable to look away/
Sirius sang the next song, while shaking his booty like he was Rod Stewart.
"Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
*I like that song, why do you have to butcher it like that.*
"He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter he said, cuz it's all the same.
He said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!" Sirius was, now dancing, so close to Remus that they were almost sharing each other's underwear.
"I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
He said, can I take you home? "
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
/By this time Steven was getting excited and he couldn't hold it in any longer. As he came, he let out a howl that sounded like a werewolf in heat./
Remus looked at Sirius, "What's next?" They were standing very close together.
/Steven leaned nearer the mirror, eager to catch every word./
"We do a Madonna.."
"What like with….." Remus broke off as Sirius placed a hand over his mouth.
"Yes but we need a song first.. To get in the mood"
*Yeah right, if you're not horny already I'll eat Alan's script..*/Steven snorted/
"What song?" Remus asked, paused to listen as the radio announcer announced the next song., "That's not fair.. I don't have any mints."
"Just because this song was playing as your cousin was given a mint with no hands doesn't mean you have to."
They looked at each other as the first bars of the song were playing, "Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?
Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando"
Sirius and Remus were getting closer and closer to each other. Their lips were almost touching..
*They're gonna kiss*
"You're happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I stay or should I go?
Me debo ir o que darme
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta
If you don't want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
¡§saves que robas me querda?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
¡§me debo ir o quedarme?
Should I stay or should I go now?
¡§yo me frio o lo sophlo?
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voi - va ver peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
¡§yo me frio o lo sophlo?"
By the time the song was finished Sirius and Remus were kissing each other passionately.. They broke apart as a noise interrupted their 'snogfest'
Remus looked at Sirius. "Um I guess we better get to bed."
"Uh huh."
"It never happened."
"No one need know."
They gave each other a small kiss and stumbled back to the castle, little knowing that there was a witness to their actions and was willing to exploit it. They parted and went to their separate beds dreaming of their escapades.
*Ha, when I see them tomorrow, I'll let them know what I saw.* /Steven thought to himself, *this'll be fun.*/Tapping the mirror, he deactivated it and then he climbed into bed and fell asleep, dreaming of what he had witnessed and what he was going to do with the knowledge.
++End FB++
"You evil git!" Sirius yelled, while trying to launch himself at Steven. Remus had to hold Sirius back while Steven laughed.
"Remus, you really must put him on a leash." Steven said, while trying not to laugh in their faces. "Actually I don't care who you tell about my escapade in the bathroom but how will all those students react when they hear about what Sirius Black and Remus Lupin do in the Shrieking Shack." He turned to the bemused students, muttered 'Sonarus' and said, his voice booming around the whole school because he had overdosed on the sonarus charm, "Everyone! I was shagging 6 girls in the prefects bathroom when I was 16 years old and I enjoyed it. I'm not afraid to admit it..."He looked at Alan, who was looking a bit mortified, the younger students looked confused and the older ones just smirked, "In fact," he added, "I enjoy all forms of shagging and I haven't had a shag in a week."
Remus hid a smirk. "well that's nice to know, Steven."
Sirius added, also with a smirk, while handing Steven a cup of coffee. "No wonder you're a bit grumpy.."
Steven downed the drink then shuddered, "Did you put something in this drink?"
"Hell no, that's how you have your coffee, white, no sugar right?"
"No that's Shaun I have one sugar... but it's good."
TBC
Gary made a noise that could be growl or a purr, "I'd like to see you try. Look I've got to go and get ready. People to see, things to do.."
"Shouldn't it be, things to see and people to do? Severus asked. "Okay I'll see you later."
"You mean tomorrow, don't you? Or have you forgotten that we're filming the Shrieking Shack scene?" Gary asked. "You know, where David has to transform and then rip your clothes off."
"Shit, how could I forget?" Severus said, "Okay, I'll see you 'tomorrow'. Bye." Severus hung up. He shook his head and rolled his eyes. "How did that guy become a famous actor?" a long silence greeted him at this question.
Steven took advantage of the silence to add, "Perhaps it's the favours he gets, from his willing audience."
What like you, you mean?" Severus asked, quirking an eyebrow in amusement.
Steven grinned, "Why not? That guy has got a tight ass." That comment made Harry snort and Neville to look more confused.
Harry leaned into Neville and whispered, "I'll explain later.."
Steven opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by the bell for lunch The students filed out. Remus looked at them and followed them Sirius following him. "Got to prepare for the darling students, have you?" Steven yelled after him, "Or are you going to be doing 'it' doggy style?" This comment made the students in the hall turn around and look at him in amazement, because to them, it looked like Severus had taken leave of his senses.
Remus turned around and, surprising the students, yelled back. "I believe that's your job Steven."
"I would but I don't go for four legged creatures. No matter how tight their ass.." Steven responded, "What do you two do in the Shrieking Shack anyway?"
Alan came up behind Steven and muttered in his ear, "That question is best left unanswered." Louder, he added, "I ask myself the same question."
"Ah now I understand, why you went to the Shrieking Shack in our sixth year." Steven asked, "So find out anything interesting?"
Remus interrupted this conversation by marching up to Steven and Alan and stood in front of them, "Need I remind you, Steven, of your little jaunt in the Prefect's Bathroom in our seventh year, with Matty, Mary, Bella, Lucia and a few other students?"
"How did you…?" Steven asked, his face pale.
"You forget about the Marauder's Map and it's 'special feature'." Sirius added, coming up behind Remus. "It came with sound as well. There was a lot of screaming, shagging and other things going on." The students had paused and were listening to the conversation.
"WHERE IS THAT BLOODY MAP? WHEN I GET HOLD OF IT, I'M GOING TO BURN IT!!!" Steven yelled.
"And you said you were an avid reader of 'Harry Potter'," Shaun remarked, "Try reading the third book again."
"Harry has it." Steven realised. He made to go to Harry, but was stopped by Shaun putting an arm on Steven's shoulder.
"Leave it." Shaun commanded.
Steven glared at Remus, who was unfazed by the angry dark haired man in front of him. "That's blackmail." Steven paused, then smiled, "But you forget that I also have my ways of knowing what goes on in Hogwarts. Especially what went on last night."
Remus and Sirius looked at each other and paled, "No not that…"
Steven smirked evily and said, "Well I can't help it if you two are so involved with Britney and Christina and doing a Madonna. He smirked as he remembered the events that happened the night before.
++FB++
In the Shrieking Shack's upstairs bedroom, Remus Lupin stood in front of Sirius, who was sitting on the bed, shaking his booty, to Britney Spears, but that wasn't the worst of it, he was wearing a long blonde wig, white blouse and a skirt. Sirius was just as bad, wearing black leather chaps, what looked like a bikini top and a long black wig. They both held a bottle of what looked like Fire whiskey, which also looked to be nearly empty. Two empty bottles stood by Remus' feet..
*Oh my God. Hope they won't wear that tomorrow, that's really scary.*
Sirius got up, put his arm around Remus as the song changed, Remus' hand brushed a stray lock of hair off Sirius' face and they started dancing very closely. They looked at each other and smiled.
/Steven was looking on horrified, but unable to look away/
Sirius sang the next song, while shaking his booty like he was Rod Stewart.
"Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
*I like that song, why do you have to butcher it like that.*
"He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter he said, cuz it's all the same.
He said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!" Sirius was, now dancing, so close to Remus that they were almost sharing each other's underwear.
"I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
He said, can I take you home? "
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah
Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
/By this time Steven was getting excited and he couldn't hold it in any longer. As he came, he let out a howl that sounded like a werewolf in heat./
Remus looked at Sirius, "What's next?" They were standing very close together.
/Steven leaned nearer the mirror, eager to catch every word./
"We do a Madonna.."
"What like with….." Remus broke off as Sirius placed a hand over his mouth.
"Yes but we need a song first.. To get in the mood"
*Yeah right, if you're not horny already I'll eat Alan's script..*/Steven snorted/
"What song?" Remus asked, paused to listen as the radio announcer announced the next song., "That's not fair.. I don't have any mints."
"Just because this song was playing as your cousin was given a mint with no hands doesn't mean you have to."
They looked at each other as the first bars of the song were playing, "Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?
Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando"
Sirius and Remus were getting closer and closer to each other. Their lips were almost touching..
*They're gonna kiss*
"You're happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I stay or should I go?
Me debo ir o que darme
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta
If you don't want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
¡§saves que robas me querda?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
¡§me debo ir o quedarme?
Should I stay or should I go now?
¡§yo me frio o lo sophlo?
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voi - va ver peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
¡§yo me frio o lo sophlo?"
By the time the song was finished Sirius and Remus were kissing each other passionately.. They broke apart as a noise interrupted their 'snogfest'
Remus looked at Sirius. "Um I guess we better get to bed."
"Uh huh."
"It never happened."
"No one need know."
They gave each other a small kiss and stumbled back to the castle, little knowing that there was a witness to their actions and was willing to exploit it. They parted and went to their separate beds dreaming of their escapades.
*Ha, when I see them tomorrow, I'll let them know what I saw.* /Steven thought to himself, *this'll be fun.*/Tapping the mirror, he deactivated it and then he climbed into bed and fell asleep, dreaming of what he had witnessed and what he was going to do with the knowledge.
++End FB++
"You evil git!" Sirius yelled, while trying to launch himself at Steven. Remus had to hold Sirius back while Steven laughed.
"Remus, you really must put him on a leash." Steven said, while trying not to laugh in their faces. "Actually I don't care who you tell about my escapade in the bathroom but how will all those students react when they hear about what Sirius Black and Remus Lupin do in the Shrieking Shack." He turned to the bemused students, muttered 'Sonarus' and said, his voice booming around the whole school because he had overdosed on the sonarus charm, "Everyone! I was shagging 6 girls in the prefects bathroom when I was 16 years old and I enjoyed it. I'm not afraid to admit it..."He looked at Alan, who was looking a bit mortified, the younger students looked confused and the older ones just smirked, "In fact," he added, "I enjoy all forms of shagging and I haven't had a shag in a week."
Remus hid a smirk. "well that's nice to know, Steven."
Sirius added, also with a smirk, while handing Steven a cup of coffee. "No wonder you're a bit grumpy.."
Steven downed the drink then shuddered, "Did you put something in this drink?"
"Hell no, that's how you have your coffee, white, no sugar right?"
"No that's Shaun I have one sugar... but it's good."
TBC