"Okay Saria. We'll go in the back way." Link told his friend after he shut the computer off for what seemed to be the millionth time. AOL was about to take over Hyrule. They were working fast, almost too fast. He didn't have much time. He was sure they'd be on to him soon.

"Finally, you say something I like." Saria grabbed Link's old slingshot and followed him out the door.

"I think their headquarters is on Death Mountain. From there, they can easily gain access to every computer," Link said.

"You're probably right. Let's take Epona," Saria suggested, and Link summoned his horse.

*

They finally arrived at the foot of Death Mountain, at the edge of Kakariko Village. "This is it. We do this or die." Link looked at Saria, "you ready?"

She flashed the slingshot and smiled, "Always." With that, they started to climb the mountain. Instead of the usual Tektites, there were AOHell workers
everywhere.

"We have to make it to the headquarters unseen if we can. I don't want them to know we're coming," Link said quietly. Saria nodded and hit every worker in sight with Deku Seeds flung by the slingshot. One by one, the workers collapsed unconscious. "Great job, now let's go."

*

"So they do have a back door," Saria stated as they found the building near where the Big Goron lived at the entrance to Death Mountain Crater.

"Weren't you the one who suggested it?" Link asked her.

"Well I didn't actually think there was one," Saria said. Link rolled his eyes and pushed open the door. Silently, they crept inside the compound. Making their way carefully toward the center, they encountered many guards and workers. Saria took them all out with Link's old slingshot. When they entered the main office, they stopped abruptly. An evil laugh was coming from one of the dark corners.

"So, we meet again, Hero of Time," Ganondorf sneered as he revealed himself at last.

"We were on to you the whole time, Ganondorf," Link shot back.

"As we were to you." The evil king stepped aside to reveal another dark figure.

"So, trying to destroy AOL?," the dark figure said.

"Who in the name of God are you?," asked Saria.

"My name is Stan Kasten," the figure said, "I am the greatest man to ever live."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, so YOU'RE the fat guy in the picture," said Link. Saria began to laugh uncontrollably.

"SHUT UP FOOLS!!!! I am not fat. I am in shape. Round is a shape," Kasten said.

Link turned to Saria, "I don't quite understand why Gannondorf let's this dude claim to be the greatest. Man, this is the first time he's sat there and taken things like, well, like a man."

"Uh, Link?" Saria nodded toward Gannondorf. "Is he asleep?"

Sure enough, the King of Evil was fast asleep in the corner snoring softly. "That really makes NO sense." Link marched up to him and poked him in the head. "Hey you, did you not hear what that ugly guy just said over there?"

Gannondorf jerked awake and blinked stupidly. Kasten pointed his finger, "And just for the records, I'm NOT ugly or fat! And for that you will pay! Gannondorf, take care of this idiot!"

Gannondorf smiled with pleasure after fully regaining consciousness. "With pleasure." he said with delight.

A/N- Sorry it took us forever to update but school started and we got sidetracked.